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	Season 3 / Episode 24: - Judge Me Tender Miley Stewart: Good night, nurse! Oliver is crushing on someone old enough to remember The Beatles! Lilly Truscott: The who? Miley Stewart: Them too.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - What I Don't Like About You Miley Stewart: Coldplay, Radiohead, hello - Hannah Montana in the room.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Ready, Set, Don't Drive Miley Stewart: I-I-I Gotta Go Potty
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - He Ain't A Hottie, He's My Brother Delivery Man: Robbie Stewart? Robbie Ray Stewart: That would be me. Hey, first thing what do you think of this? Robbie Ray Stewart: I'm super cute, "I'm super hot, I'm the girl you like a lot, I'm super super girl, I'm super super girl." Robbie Ray Stewart: What do you think? Delivery Man: I think you're super super weird.
	Season 2 / Episode 28: - Joannie B. Goode Joannie: Hey I heard a thud... what happened? Lilly Truscott: Oh... Jackson just took a dip in Lake Lugee. Joannie: Sweet.
	Season 2 / Episode 28: - Joannie B. Goode Miley Stewart: [after being knocked down by hockey players] I heard a ding... Are my brownies ready?
	Season 2 / Episode 28: - Joannie B. Goode Joannie: Hey hey T-Cott! Lilly Truscott: What's up P-Bo? Lilly Truscott, Joannie: [do handshake] Sock it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Oliver Oken: This is soo cool.
	Season 2 / Episode 28: - Joannie B. Goode Miley Stewart: But I don't like your girlfriend. Oliver Oken: That's okay, she doesn't like you either... and besides chances are one of us is gonna date someone the other two can't stand. Lilly Truscott: Yeah, remember Josh. Oliver Oken: Oh yeah and Trey... ugh... Lilly Truscott: ugh... I know... and Jake... Oliver Oken: Oh my gosh... Miley Stewart: Ok I get it
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - The Test of My Love Lilly Truscott: [talking about Orlando Bloom] and one day I'll be the Lilly Bloom. Miley Stewart: Lilly Bloom? Lilly Truscott: I know... how cool is that!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Hannah In the Streets With Diamonds Pancake Buffalo: Hey, Hannah. Want to know the weather report for Montana? CHILI all day. With a 100% chance of SPIT SHOWERS!
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - You Didn't Say It Was Your Birthday Oliver Oken: [Lilly is hogging the chips] I paid for half of those! Lilly Truscott: See, this is why you don't get dates... I'm a girl... be nice! Oliver Oken: And this is why you don't get dates... you eat like a pig! Lilly Truscott: You take that back! [accidently spits on Oliver] Oliver Oken: [wipes it off and wipes it on her shoulder] No, you take this back. Lilly Truscott: Eww...
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - (We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl Jackson Stewart: [as Ozzy Osbourne] Listen... L - l - listen! Ehhh... listen... Barney Bittman: I'm listening! Jackson Stewart: ...well? Barney Bittman: You didn't say anything! Jackson Stewart: Oh... yes. Well... well, there's a party... at my house... come on! Barney Bittman: But wait a minute! I have to review Hannah Montana! Jackson Stewart: But Sharon's making guaca- guaca- guaca... very colorful stuff... very delicious...
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - (We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl Uncle Earl: Remember when I was the hot one? Lilly Truscott: He was the hot one? Jackson Stewart: No, it's true, Uncle Earl was the prom king and dad had the unibrow. Robbie Stewart: Sexiest unibrow in Bruford county.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - (We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl Robbie Stewart: What's the worst thing he could say? Jackson Stewart: Well how about, Hannah Montana, what did that poor state ever do to you?
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - (We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl Robbie Stewart: Why don't I just change the channel? Oliver Oken: Hey I think "Are You Dumber Than a Dog" is on. Lilly Truscott: Oh yeah, it'll be much more fun watching Oliver lose to the beagle again. Oliver Oken: That dog was coached.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - (We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl Lilly Truscott: [while carrying in box with Oliver] Hey, Uncle Earl... what's this? Uncle Earl: Oh, that's Cuddle's twinkle box. Lilly Truscott: Eww! Eww! Eww! Oliver Oken: Oh, you are such a wimp. Lilly Truscott: [lifts up tinkle box so it's pointing towards Oliver] Take it back! Take it back! Oliver Oken: Ugh! It's getting on me... it's getting on me... ugh it's seeping through my clothes!
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Bye Bye Ball Jackson Stewart: Hey Dad, how's the bookshelf going? Robbie Stewart: Oh, it's really cooking now.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - I Will Always Loathe You Lilly Truscott: [talking about Mamaw and Aunt Dolly's 30 year fight] So this whole feud started over a boy? Miley Stewart: Yep. It was high-school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then aunt dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do! Mamaw never forgave aunt dolly for stealing the love of her life. Mr Elvis Presley Lilly Truscott: Noooo! Miley Stewart: Yes! Lilly Truscott: No! Miley Stewart: Yes! Lilly Truscott: No! Jackson Stewart: [on the couch, trying to sleep] Yessss! Yes, yes, Elvis. Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunka hunk of burning love. Guys I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me. So Please! For the love all that is good and pure in this forsaken universe, ZIP-IT!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - I Will Always Loathe You Robbie Stewart: [back home after the disasterous awards show; sarcastically to Aunt Dolly and Mamaw] Gee, I wonder what's wrong with my shoulder. Oh, that's right, I was body slammed into the stage door!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - I Will Always Loathe You Lilly Truscott: [entering with Popcorn] Jackson! I leave for two minutes and you switch to wrestling! Change it back to the Awards show! Jackson Stewart: This is the Awards show! [Lilly realizes Dolly and Nana are fighting on the awards show] Lilly Truscott: Ooo. Now that's going to leave a mark! ... You're family is better than cable. [Jackson nods]
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Sarah: Hey, Oliver ready for International Relations Week! Oliver Oken: Oh, Totally! My country, Okenland is ready to rock. Oliver Oken: We've got gorgeous beaches, gorgeous girls, and our main export is love! [gives friends high-fives] Sarah: Good For You... want to hear about Sarahtopia? Oliver Oken: Not Really [walks away]
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Sarah: [talking about Sarahtopia] Our national color is green, we only use alternative fuels, and our cheap export is mulch made from our own waste products. Oliver Oken: Do ya have an army? Sarah: No Oliver Oken: Good luck Sarah: You won't be so smug, when your people get sick of paying $18 for a gallon of gas, revolt, and hang you by your thumbs. [Oliver gives disgusted look] Sarah: Bye!
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Lilly Truscott: [both Miley and Lilly rush to their lockers, but Miley gets there first] You're blocking my locker. Miley Stewart: You're blocking my locker. Lilly Truscott: Why don't you show some [in country accent] southern hospitality, and move. Miley Stewart: Why don't you assert your independence and move me. Oliver Oken: Ok, what are you two arguing about this time? Did somebody forget their friendship weekaversary? Miley Stewart: We don't have weekaversaries anymore, because we are no longer friends and this would have been our 200th and Lilly would've gotten that charm bracelet she been wanting. Oh well!
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Lilly Truscott: Well, I don't need presents from someone who insults my family. Miley Stewart: [yelling] I insulted your family? Lilly Truscott: Thanks for admiting it. Miley Stewart: [yelling] I wasn't finished... YOUR CHECK GRABBING MOTHER! Lilly Truscott: Your mean-man-you-women-papi! Oliver Oken: You know what you two need? A vacation on the beautiful beaches of Okenland. Wear a bikini get a free churro.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Lilly Truscott: [to Oliver] This isn't funny! Miley Stewart: [to Oliver] This isn't funny! Lilly Truscott: I said it first. Miley Stewart: I can sing... ha! [walks off] Lilly Truscott: [mockingly] I can sing ha! [walks off]
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Mr. Corelli: [picking countrys to demonstrate world trade] Well, we have Okenland, Sarahtopia, Lillitania and... Miley Stewart: [puts hand in front of face] somebody else... somebody else... Mr. Corelli: Hello! [waves at Miley] Milantis Miley Stewart: Uh... you see... today is a Milantian holiday... Banks... post offices all closed... please respect our traditions.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Oliver Oken: [steps in front of Lilly] Lilly chill! Mr. Corelli: Guys, I was going to return those! Oliver Oken: Don't be an idiot just take the fish! Sarah: Hey! If she wants to pay it’s her right! Oliver Oken: Well, her right is stupid. Sarah: Your stupid. Oliver Oken: Oh that’s pretty brave talk for someone who doesn't have an army. Sarah: Well, who needs an army when you have an arm! [hits Oliver with fish]
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Oliver Oken: Oh, Lilly tell you mom to wear that dress she wore at my folks Christmas party. She looked so hot... [Lilly and Miley give him weird looks] liday-ish... very festive... gotta go [walks off]
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Jackson Stewart: [walks down stairs] Finally, there gone. Dad, the next time you host a PTA meeting, you should do it out in the hot tub, so I can see Lilly's mom in a... [turns around to see Lilly's mom] Jackson Stewart: [Lilly's mom waves] in the kitchen [waves back] hey Mrs.T, [to his dad] warn a guy! Miley Stewart: [to Lilly's mom] And he doesn't have a girlfriend... go figure
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - That's What Friends Are For? Hannah Montana: [as Miley, talking to Jackson] My life is complicated enough, the last thing I need is more drama. [turns around to go into house] Jake Ryan: [stands up] Hey Miley. Hannah Montana: Helloooo, drama.

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