2x20 I Will Always Loathe You

Lilly Truscott: [entering with Popcorn] Jackson! I leave for two minutes and you switch to *wrestling*! Change it back to the Awards show!
Jackson Stewart: This *is* the Awards show! [Lilly realizes Dolly and Nana are fighting on the awards show]
Lilly Truscott: Ooo. Now *that's* going to leave a mark! ... You're family is better than cable. [Jackson nods]

Robbie Stewart: [back home after the disasterous awards show; sarcastically to Aunt Dolly and Mamaw] Gee, I wonder what's wrong with my shoulder. Oh, that's right, I was body slammed into the stage door!

Lilly Truscott: [talking about Mamaw and Aunt Dolly's 30 year fight] So this whole feud started over a boy?
Miley Stewart: Yep. It was high-school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then aunt dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do! Mamaw never forgave aunt dolly for stealing the love of her life. Mr Elvis Presley
Lilly Truscott: Noooo!
Miley Stewart: Yes!
Lilly Truscott: No!
Miley Stewart: Yes!
Lilly Truscott: No!
Jackson Stewart: [on the couch, trying to sleep] Yessss! Yes, yes, Elvis. Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunka hunk of burning love. Guys I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me. So Please! For the love all that is good and pure in this forsaken universe, ZIP-IT!