Oliver Oken

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Oliver Oken Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 28: - Joannie B. Goode Joannie: Hey hey T-Cott! Lilly Truscott: What's up P-Bo? Lilly Truscott, Joannie: [do handshake] Sock it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Oliver Oken: This is soo cool.
	Season 2 / Episode 28: - Joannie B. Goode Miley Stewart: But I don't like your girlfriend. Oliver Oken: That's okay, she doesn't like you either... and besides chances are one of us is gonna date someone the other two can't stand. Lilly Truscott: Yeah, remember Josh. Oliver Oken: Oh yeah and Trey... ugh... Lilly Truscott: ugh... I know... and Jake... Oliver Oken: Oh my gosh... Miley Stewart: Ok I get it
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - You Didn't Say It Was Your Birthday Oliver Oken: [Lilly is hogging the chips] I paid for half of those! Lilly Truscott: See, this is why you don't get dates... I'm a girl... be nice! Oliver Oken: And this is why you don't get dates... you eat like a pig! Lilly Truscott: You take that back! [accidently spits on Oliver] Oliver Oken: [wipes it off and wipes it on her shoulder] No, you take this back. Lilly Truscott: Eww...
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - (We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl Robbie Stewart: Why don't I just change the channel? Oliver Oken: Hey I think "Are You Dumber Than a Dog" is on. Lilly Truscott: Oh yeah, it'll be much more fun watching Oliver lose to the beagle again. Oliver Oken: That dog was coached.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - (We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl Lilly Truscott: [while carrying in box with Oliver] Hey, Uncle Earl... what's this? Uncle Earl: Oh, that's Cuddle's twinkle box. Lilly Truscott: Eww! Eww! Eww! Oliver Oken: Oh, you are such a wimp. Lilly Truscott: [lifts up tinkle box so it's pointing towards Oliver] Take it back! Take it back! Oliver Oken: Ugh! It's getting on me... it's getting on me... ugh it's seeping through my clothes!
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Sarah: Hey, Oliver ready for International Relations Week! Oliver Oken: Oh, Totally! My country, Okenland is ready to rock. Oliver Oken: We've got gorgeous beaches, gorgeous girls, and our main export is love! [gives friends high-fives] Sarah: Good For You... want to hear about Sarahtopia? Oliver Oken: Not Really [walks away]
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Sarah: [talking about Sarahtopia] Our national color is green, we only use alternative fuels, and our cheap export is mulch made from our own waste products. Oliver Oken: Do ya have an army? Sarah: No Oliver Oken: Good luck Sarah: You won't be so smug, when your people get sick of paying $18 for a gallon of gas, revolt, and hang you by your thumbs. [Oliver gives disgusted look] Sarah: Bye!
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Lilly Truscott: [both Miley and Lilly rush to their lockers, but Miley gets there first] You're blocking my locker. Miley Stewart: You're blocking my locker. Lilly Truscott: Why don't you show some [in country accent] southern hospitality, and move. Miley Stewart: Why don't you assert your independence and move me. Oliver Oken: Ok, what are you two arguing about this time? Did somebody forget their friendship weekaversary? Miley Stewart: We don't have weekaversaries anymore, because we are no longer friends and this would have been our 200th and Lilly would've gotten that charm bracelet she been wanting. Oh well!
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Lilly Truscott: Well, I don't need presents from someone who insults my family. Miley Stewart: [yelling] I insulted your family? Lilly Truscott: Thanks for admiting it. Miley Stewart: [yelling] I wasn't finished... YOUR CHECK GRABBING MOTHER! Lilly Truscott: Your mean-man-you-women-papi! Oliver Oken: You know what you two need? A vacation on the beautiful beaches of Okenland. Wear a bikini get a free churro.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Oliver Oken: [steps in front of Lilly] Lilly chill! Mr. Corelli: Guys, I was going to return those! Oliver Oken: Don't be an idiot just take the fish! Sarah: Hey! If she wants to pay it’s her right! Oliver Oken: Well, her right is stupid. Sarah: Your stupid. Oliver Oken: Oh that’s pretty brave talk for someone who doesn't have an army. Sarah: Well, who needs an army when you have an arm! [hits Oliver with fish]
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Oliver Oken: Oh, Lilly tell you mom to wear that dress she wore at my folks Christmas party. She looked so hot... [Lilly and Miley give him weird looks] liday-ish... very festive... gotta go [walks off]
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Everybody Was Best Friend Fighting Oliver Oken: You're right. And it's all freaky-freaky-freaky-freak - Are you kidding me?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Everybody Was Best Friend Fighting Miley Stewart: [looking At Oliver's Disguise] What is that, armpit hair? Oliver Oken: [to Lilly] I thought you said no one could tell!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Everybody Was Best Friend Fighting Guillermo Montoya: And who might your friends be? Miley Stewart: Well, Gui, this is Lola Loftnagle. And this is... Oliver Oken: [looks at microphone stand] Mikestand. Mike. Stand. Ley. Mike Standley. The third. Lilly Truscott: And hopefully the last.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Everybody Was Best Friend Fighting Lilly Truscott: Hey Miley, I made you a cake. Oliver Oken: Pathetic! Trying to butter her up with cake. Hey Miley, I made you a shirt!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Everybody Was Best Friend Fighting Lilly Truscott: [Speaking simultaneously] She's taking me! Tell him! Oliver Oken: She's taking me! Tell her!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Achy Jakey Heart (Part 2) Miley Stewart: Learn to love his flaws? Oliver Oken: Like the adorable way he steals water from little girls?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - My Best Friend's Boyfriend Oliver Oken: [on his mom's magazines] I found out I'm an autumn, capri pants are best for my figure, and that true love eventually turns into a warm, comfortable glow.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - My Best Friend's Boyfriend Lucas: Did you see that? That was a move. Oliver Oken: Not just a move... that was a Hair Touch move.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - My Best Friend's Boyfriend Lucas: I'm gonna go over there and talk to Hannah. Hey, maybe if things work out, I'll hook you up with her friend. Oliver Oken: Oh, fingers crossed!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Cuffs Will Keep Us Together Oliver Oken: [key breaks in hand cuffs] Uh Oh! Miley Stewart: I hate when he says uh oh! Robbie Stewart: Yeah, it’s almost as bad as when he thinks!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Me And Rico Down By the School Yard Tough Guy: Hey freshmeat. What are you doing crammed inside my locker? Oliver Oken: I'm not crammed inside - my moms a cop!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Me And Rico Down By the School Yard Lilly Truscott: Use your muscles Oliver. Oliver Oken: They’re in my backpack.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Me And Rico Down By the School Yard Oliver Oken: [Lily grabs Oliver at chest] Easy on the pecs! They pop.
	Season 1 / Episode 26: - Bad Moose Rising Oliver Oken: [Eating ice cream sloppily] I don't understand why you don't just dump the kid and go home. Miley Stewart: And I don't understand why you eat with your face.
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - Schooly Bully Oliver Oken: I'll start writing your will. Lilly Truscott: Oh, put me down for her shoes! Miley Stewart: Ah, Fellowship of the wienies!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - My Boyfriend's Jackson And There's Gonna Be Trouble Sarah: So... how about that grade we got on the baby project? Oliver Oken: Yeah... it's pretty great. Sarah: Did you say something? Oliver Oken: No. Sarah: Oh, okay. Oliver Oken: I'm just gonna go stretch my legs. Sarah: Alright. Oliver Oken: She's sufficating me! Lilly Truscott: Sarah? The love of your life? The apple of your eye? The mother of your flour? Oliver Oken: That's just it. Without the kid we have nothing to talk about. Lilly Truscott: So, tell her how you feel and get it over with. Oliver Oken: Lily, you don't understand, I mean... it would break her heart. I'm her Big Daddy Oken. Sarah: Big Daddy? I gotta be honest. Without the baby, we have nothing to talk about, you're boring and you use petroleum-based hair products. It's over. [pause] Bye, Lily!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - My Boyfriend's Jackson And There's Gonna Be Trouble Sarah: There's my little cuddle-wuddles. [shows Oliver with flour sack] Mommy got you some strained beats from a non-profit native american commune. Oliver Oken: Awww. Yummy. You missed it Sarah, sweetheart. [sits flour sack on table] He just learned how to sit up on his own. Sarah: Oh! Good for you! [pinches the flour sack's "cheek"] It won't be long before you're all grown up and making alternative fuel out of raisins. Lilly Truscott: So... that's what this is all about. Oliver Oken: What? Lilly Truscott: Nothing. It's just you, Sarah and your flower child make a very cute family. Sarah: Thank you. Oliver Oken: Oh, Lily. You kidder. We're just friends doing an assignment. Nothing more. [walks away] Don't blow this for me. I really like her. Lilly Truscott: [laughing:] Since when? Oliver Oken: Since she became the mother of my assignment. Look, I can't explain it, but the more time I spend with her, the more I like her. Sarah: Oliver. I'm getting worried. I think he looks a little pale. Lilly Truscott: Of course he's pale! He's bleached flour!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - My Boyfriend's Jackson And There's Gonna Be Trouble Lilly Truscott: Oliver! You've got to get your board! The waves are incredible today. Oliver Oken: How did I get so lucky? Lilly Truscott: Everyone picked partners, and you were the only two left. Sarah: Olikens? Where's the sunscreen? Now that they've destroyed the ozone layer, we have to protect little Ollie. Oliver Oken: Coming, Sarah Boo. Lilly Truscott: Olikens? Sarah Boo? Oliver Oken: [voice breaking:] I know... my cup runneth over. [goes over to Sarah and puts sunscreen on the flour sack] Oh, there you go. Sarah: Just think, one day, he could be a great humanitarion. Lilly Truscott: Or a couple dozen cupcakes!
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Debt It Be Oliver Oken: I think I'm in love. Oliver Oken: You're wearing avocado aren't you, do you know what that does to me. Miley Stewart: What's wrong with you boy? Oliver Oken: It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.

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