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Miley Cyrus

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Hannah Montana Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 18: - That's What Friends Are For? Hannah Montana: [as Miley, talking to Jackson] My life is complicated enough, the last thing I need is more drama. [turns around to go into house] Jake Ryan: [stands up] Hey Miley. Hannah Montana: Helloooo, drama.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - That's What Friends Are For? Hannah Montana: [answers the phone] Hello. What would you like to give? Mikayla: I'd like to give you singing lessons. Just heard your new single... ouch. Hannah Montana: Well I just heard yours and I thought it was fantastic. Mikayla: Really? Hannah Montana: Yeah. My brother got ahold of some bad catfish so we played it for him to induce vomiting. It was like BAM! Insta-puke. Mikayla: Has been. Hannah Montana: Never was. Mikayla: Bottle blonde. Hannah Montana: Lipsyncher. Mikayla: Bra stuffer. Hannah Montana: Uh! I hate you. Mikayla: Like I care.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - That's What Friends Are For? Mikayla: I still hate you. Hannah Montana: Hate makes you ugly. Oops, too late.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - I Want You to Want Me... To Go to Florida Hannah Montana: It is so great to finally meet you! I am a huge fan! Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you. Hannah Montana: Thanks! I feel the exact same... what? Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits makes me wanna puke on them, but it looks like somebody already did.
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - Smells Like Teen Sellout Lilly Truscott: You don't look so good! Hannah Montana: I've got a funny... Coming out of my tummy! Lilly Truscott: Everybody clear!
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - Smells Like Teen Sellout Hannah Montana: My time, is now. My perfume, is Oh Wow, Complete the circle. I've never smelled anything, like it before.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - My Boyfriend's Jackson And There's Gonna Be Trouble Hannah Montana: Thanks for comein'! See Y'all next time! [gets in limo] Jackson Stewart: [follows hannah pushing through crowd] Take it easy people! she picks her nose just like everybody else! one nostrle at a time! Hannah Montana: [shouts out window to fans] That is not true! Jackson Stewart: [looks out at hannahs fans] Right... she has people do it for her! [smiles and winds up window] Hannah Montana: HEY! that was one time! my nails were wet and... Lilly offered!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - My Boyfriend's Jackson And There's Gonna Be Trouble Hannah Montana: [to Jackson] I hate what you've become!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - My Boyfriend's Jackson And There's Gonna Be Trouble Jackson Stewart: [walking up to house after Hannah Montana concert] Hey Miley, Got your keys? Hannah Montana: Who's taking care of who? Jackson Stewart: Oh Yeah right. See ya! [walks inside leaving Miley as Hannah outside] Hannah Montana: Very funny Jackson. Open up! [ knocks on door] Paulie the Paparazzo: Hey Hannah! I new if I followed you I would find out where you Lived! [takes pictures of Hannah] Hannah Montana: Live here? No I am just visiting a... friend [Jackson opens the door; Hannah puts her arm around him] Paulie the Paparazzo: Looks to me like a BOYFRIEND! Jackson Stewart: A what? [ He and Hannah hurry inside while Paulie takes a picture of Jackson and Hannah]
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - It's A Mannequine's World Hannah Montana: [about her sweater] I'll wear it for an hour and make my dad happy and then it will mysteriously fall into the barbeque.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - It's A Mannequine's World Hannah Montana: [opening birthday gift] Sheepskin seat covers? You got me a present for your car? Jackson Stewart: Hey when I drive you to the mall, I want you to be comfortable. [excited] For Christmas, I'm getting you chrome spinners! Hannah Montana: Fine. And you're getting a black leather skirt with matching pumps. Mess. With. Me!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - It's A Mannequine's World Lilly Truscott: Come on Miley. So its a dorky sweater. Hannah Montana: Are you kidding? I look like a kitty kebab! [pulls tail] Lilly Truscott: No one here's gonna make fun of you. It's not like someone is gonna take your picture and put it in the school yearbook. Amber: Hey birthday girl. [holding up phone] Say cheese! Hannah Montana: [to Lilly] Quick! Cover my tail! [runs away] Amber: [to Ashley] Did you get her? Ashley Dewitt: Noo. You? Amber: [annoyed] Noo, I took a picture of myself by mistake. [looking at phone] Oo and I look fantastic! [laughs]
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - It's My Party, And I'll Lie If I Want To Hannah Montana: Listen, I like you Trac, but if your going to by my friend, then she's part of the package too. Traci: But she's sooooo uncool! Hannah Montana: Not as uncool as you were when you shot out a snotrocket so big that it hit both of the Olsen twins.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Miley Get Your Gum Hannah Montana: What? that's crazy, the only thing the same about Hannah Montana and me is... me... and me doesn't feel that way about him
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Miley Get Your Gum Hannah Montana: [they all get in the limo] Thank you! I love you all!Thank you! Thank you! [takes off her wig] That was great! Oliver stared right into my eyes and never had a clue. Lilly Truscott: [dressed up as Lola Luftnagle] Kinda like the look he has in spanish Hannah Montana, Lilly Truscott: No comprendo! Hannah Montana: I don't know what I was so worried about anyways Lilly Truscott: Yeah [opens the moon roof and Oliver pops through it] [They all scream, Hannah covers her face with the dog, Lilly/Lola puts Hannah's hat back on, and Robbie grabs the wig] Robbie Stewart: Pull over driver! Oliver Oken: Don't be scared, its me, Oliver Oken, [Hannah puts her wig back on under cover of the dog] wow, your even more beautiful upside down! Lilly Truscott: Oh... Thank you! Your so sweet! Hannah Montana: He was talking to me! [to Oliver] Look, you are very sweet,but, I have a boyfriend. Oliver Oken: A boyfriend? Wait, I don't understand, then why'd you kiss me? Hannah Montana: I didn't, the dog did. [Holds Thor-the dog-up to Olivers face and Thor licks him] Oliver Oken: Aww man! Those are the lips I've been thinking about for the past 24 hours! Hannah Montana: [her wig gets turned around and Lilly pars the front so she can see out] I'm sorry,I was trying not to hurt your feelings,its just that, I'm just not interested,ok? Oliver Oken: ok, I get it Robbie Stewart: Now get down off the roof son before you dent it, this is a rental. Oliver Oken: fine, I won't bother you anymore. Lilly Truscott: [holds her hair in front of her face and Hannah pulls apart her hair so she can see Lola/Lily] If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you. Oliver Oken: You must think I'm pathetic. Hannah Montana: No, I think you sweet [parts her hair so she can see] and maybe if i didn't have a boyfriend... Oliver Oken: I'd have a chance with you? Hannah Montana: I never said that! Oliver Oken: But you implied it!and thats good enough!I'll wait for you forever! Hannah Montana: But I never said that! Oliver Oken: Forever! Do you hear me Hannah Montana!Forever!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Miley Get Your Gum Hannah Montana: Oh, no. Its Oliver again! He snuck into my dressing room last week, nearly jumped on stage the week before, and just when you think he couldn't be any crazier, BAM! he kicks it up a notch. Robbie Stewart: Look at those boney little elbows go! He cuttin' through the crowd like a weed-wacker!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Miley Get Your Gum Oliver Oken: No no! My love is bigger than my disgust... and your... black dripage. Hannah Montana: Black dripage, watch this [blows a huge licorice bubble] Oliver Oken: Sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice [get hit by burst licorice bubble in the face] aah! Hannah Montana: How do you like me now? Oliver Oken: I still love you Hannah Montana: What is it going to take, you and Hannah Montana will never be together Oliver Oken: Why? Miley Stewart: Because I'm Hannah Montana, me Miley [pulls off Hannah wig] Miley Stewart: [Oliver faints when he hear that] o.k. that worked well
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Miley Get Your Gum Robbie Stewart: You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend. Hannah Montana: Dad,that is, the smartest thing you've ever said Robbie Stewart: You know what they say, every now and then even a blind pig snorts up a truffle Lilly Truscott: and that is the wierdest [Hannah/Miley nodds]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Hannah Montana: Um, hey Amber, I think it’s time to pluck the ‘stache Lilly Truscott: and Ashley… Lilly Truscott: …is that a zit or are you growing a new head! Hannah Montana, Lilly Truscott: [they lean in and examine Amber and Ashley's faces] Eww!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Lilly Truscott: [after she sneaks into Hannah's Dressing room] Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana: Whoever you are, you have to get out of here right now or I’ll call security! Lilly Truscott: Wait, wait no!, I'm sorry I was just looking for a souvenir, My name's Lilly Truscott and I'm a huge fan! Lilly Truscott: [Hannah closes her eyes and stares at a pie, then shoves it in her face] Did you just shove pie in your face? Hannah Montana: It's not a real pie. It's ummm. A foaming facial wash... Pie.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Lilly Truscott: Booger check! Hannah Montana: Uhh, you are so... gross!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Hannah Montana: Hey, really soft hands. Johnny Collins: [stuttering] Thanks. It's ketchup.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Hannah Montana: Hey, Jo-ust another fan Johnny Collins: Hi. Um, could you sign this to Johnny. It's not me, it's my little brother. He really likes you, not that I don't! I do, but he wanted me to get it, so I'm getting it. So, if you could just sign that to Johnny. My little brother. Hannah Montana: There ya go. Hey really soft hands. Johnny Collins: Thanks it's ketchup. I- bye. [runs away]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Lilly Truscott: [after Hannah's cell phone rings] Aren't you gonna get that? Hannah Montana: No I'm talking to you that would be rude!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Jackson Stewart: Hey Hannah, I thought my little lady here could use a souvenir. Hannah Montana: Jackson get out of here! [throws a roll of toilet paper] Jackson Stewart: For you. Told you we were tight. [gives Miley/Hannah the evil eye]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Lilly Truscott: [Hannah stands behind the coat rack and moves clothes in front of her face so Lilly can't see her] I just wish Miley were here. Hannah Montana: [talks fast] Uh, Miley, who's Miley, I don't know Miley, that's a strange name. Lilly Truscott: Oh, she's my best friend. Hannah Montana: [spreads clothes on coat rack and steps through it, then she runs to the door and opens it] Right! Well then, why don't you go get her. Lilly Truscott: Oh, great idea, I'll call her [takes out cell phone] Hannah Montana: [closes door] No! [walks up to her] You know, cell phones don't really work in here, it has to do with the walls and the cement and… [her cell phone starts ringing and she looks down at it] OK, they must've fixed it. Lilly Truscott: [Lilly's mouth opens] Aren't you gonna get that? Hannah Montana: Uh, uh, uh, uh, No! I'm talking to you that would be rude. [phone ring more] Ok, she's not home [closes Lilly's cell phone] Lilly Truscott: Wow, that was weird! Hannah Montana: [reaches for a pen and a picture] Uh, why don't I just give you an autograph for her. Oliver Oken: What about me, I'm the one who loves you! [Hannah closes her eyes] [see's the pie on Hannah’s face] Your much paler in person Hannah Montana: Yeah, and you know what, gosh it was real fun meetin' you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver Oken: Wait! Can’t I shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah Montana: No! But you can take this towel. [throws him the towel she wiped pie out of her eyes with] Oliver Oken: Hannah Montana's towel! [falls from window] [crashing noises] Its ok, none of my blood got on the towel! Lilly Truscott: Well, I guess I’m leaving too. Hannah Montana: [motions her out the door] OK! Lilly Truscott: Without even a towel as a souvenir. Hannah Montana: [motions her out of the room again] Buh bye! Lilly Truscott: Nothing but my memories, which will fade, too, too, quickly. [turns back around] Hannah Montana: All right all right! Here! [hands her a scarf] Lilly Truscott: Oh my gosh! [puts scarf around her neck] The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! [Hannah grabs the autograph and hands it to her] I can't believe. Hey I have a lucky bracelet just like that! I loaned it to my best friend yesterday. Of course mine says Lilly on the back... [looks at bottom of bracelet] Just like that. [wipes pie off of Hannah's face] Hannah Montana: Ta da!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Hannah Montana: [takes some toilet paper and wipes pie off her face] Lilly, I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but you cannot just freeze me out like this, please talk to me. Lilly Truscott: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything. But I guess I was wrong, since you kept just about the biggest secret in the world! Miley Stewart slash Hannah Montana!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Hannah Montana: [to Jackson] Captain Hormone!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret? (Pilot) Hannah Montana: [as Jackson is about to sell her out] I'm surprised you can stand without a spine.

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