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03x18 - Great Expectations Season 3 / Episode 18: - Great Expectations

Jason: [Mike wants to go to California to see Melina] But Mike, airfare to California is very expensive.
Mike: I know dad, but Carol is lending me the money.
Jason: Oh, get outta town!
Mike: OK, thanks dad, bye!
02x12 - Higher Education Season 2 / Episode 12: - Higher Education

Eddie: Uhh umm uh, what’s your dad's name bone ?
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Sylvester.
Mike: Wait a minute... Your dad's name is Sylvester Stabone?
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Who knew!
01x19 - The Anniversary That Never Was Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Anniversary That Never Was

Curly (voice on TV): [Maggie is alone in a hotel room watching TV] You can't get on that plane and leave! It's me you love! You know it is!
Woman (voice on TV): No, no, Curly. It's Larry. It's always been Larry.
Curly (voice on TV): But, all those things you said?
Woman (voice on TV): I was mistaken. I'm sorry, Curly, but my place is with Larry. I can't stay here and be your stooge.
01x16 - The Seavers vs. the Cleavers Season 1 / Episode 16: - The Seavers vs. the Cleavers

Mrs. Hinkley: [sing-song voice] Just because you're here doesn't mean you're chaperones!
Maggie Malone Seaver: [same sing-song voice] Just because you're here doesn't mean you're here!
01x06 - Mike's Madonna Story Season 1 / Episode 6: - Mike's Madonna Story

Mike: Nothing happened ok mom! She wanted to sleep with me and I didn’t do it. I’m probably gay! You happy now!?
01x03 - Jealousy Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jealousy

Ben: [to Jason about his science project] But you told me to do something that interests me. Mike and Carol interest me more than mold.
Jason: That's a touching sentiment, Ben. Now cut it out!
Ben: What's with him?
Mike: He doesn't like you, he never has.
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Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?
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Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?
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Carol: Well actually you gave me the idea that I should blow the interview by belching and smelling bad.

Mike: Ok. But can you belch?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Carol: Well actually you gave me the idea that I should blow the interview by belching and smelling bad.

Mike: Ok. But can you belch?
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Carol: Are you sure you're not just after my blank check?
Mike: Of course not! What kind of brother do you think I am! [thinking] *Our* blank check.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Carol: Are you sure you're not just after my blank check?
Mike: Of course not! What kind of brother do you think I am! [thinking] *Our* blank check.
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Mike: 'Every dog has his day.' Oops, Carol, I think I got yours!
Carol: Then I must have yours, 'One day you will meet a handsome man and fall in love with him.'!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Mike: 'Every dog has his day.' Oops, Carol, I think I got yours!
Carol: Then I must have yours, 'One day you will meet a handsome man and fall in love with him.'!
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Jason: My father built this cabin by hand.
Mike: Wow! No tools or anything? Cool!
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Jason: My father built this cabin by hand.
Mike: Wow! No tools or anything? Cool!
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Stinky: What does RSVP mean?
Ben: Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Stinky: What does RSVP mean?
Ben: Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party!
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Vito: 'Stinky Sullivan is a hunk' Who wrote this?
Stinky: I did. Wait 'till the girls read it!
Vito: Stinky, when will there *ever* be girls in here?
Stinky: Duh, when they use the bathroom!
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Vito: 'Stinky Sullivan is a hunk' Who wrote this?
Stinky: I did. Wait 'till the girls read it!
Vito: Stinky, when will there *ever* be girls in here?
Stinky: Duh, when they use the bathroom!
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Carol: Jerk.
Mike: Geek.
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Carol: Jerk.
Mike: Geek.
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Kate: I don't eat anything with a face.
Dwight: Well, I cut it off.
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Kate: I don't eat anything with a face.
Dwight: Well, I cut it off.
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Mike: Did you see that movie, Taxi Driver?
Girl: Didn't Danny DeVito play a guy named Louie?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Mike: Did you see that movie, Taxi Driver?
Girl: Didn't Danny DeVito play a guy named Louie?
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Coach Graham Lubbock: Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons? Stabone.
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: 'Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Coach Graham Lubbock: Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons? Stabone.
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: 'Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned?
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Mike: Do you have any idea what it's like to go through puberty backwards? Yeah, it's true. There are only two known cases, me and Dick Clark.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Mike: Do you have any idea what it's like to go through puberty backwards? Yeah, it's true. There are only two known cases, me and Dick Clark.


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