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	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Great Expectations Jason: [Mike wants to go to California to see Melina] But Mike, airfare to California is very expensive. Mike: I know dad, but Carol is lending me the money. Jason: Oh, get outta town! Mike: OK, thanks dad, bye!
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Higher Education Eddie: Uhh umm uh, what’s your dad's name bone ? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Sylvester. Mike: Wait a minute... Your dad's name is Sylvester Stabone? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Who knew!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Anniversary That Never Was Curly (voice on TV): [Maggie is alone in a hotel room watching TV] You can't get on that plane and leave! It's me you love! You know it is! Woman (voice on TV): No, no, Curly. It's Larry. It's always been Larry. Curly (voice on TV): But, all those things you said? Woman (voice on TV): I was mistaken. I'm sorry, Curly, but my place is with Larry. I can't stay here and be your stooge.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - The Seavers vs. the Cleavers Mrs. Hinkley: [sing-song voice] Just because you're here doesn't mean you're chaperones! Maggie Malone Seaver: [same sing-song voice] Just because you're here doesn't mean you're here!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Mike's Madonna Story Mike: Nothing happened ok mom! She wanted to sleep with me and I didn’t do it. I’m probably gay! You happy now!?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jealousy Ben: [to Jason about his science project] But you told me to do something that interests me. Mike and Carol interest me more than mold. Jason: That's a touching sentiment, Ben. Now cut it out! Ben: What's with him? Mike: He doesn't like you, he never has.
	Unknown Episode: Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?
	Unknown Episode: Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?
	Unknown Episode: Carol: Well actually you gave me the idea that I should blow the interview by belching and smelling bad. Mike: Ok. But can you belch?
	Unknown Episode: Carol: Well actually you gave me the idea that I should blow the interview by belching and smelling bad. Mike: Ok. But can you belch?
	Unknown Episode: Carol: Are you sure you're not just after my blank check? Mike: Of course not! What kind of brother do you think I am! [thinking] Our blank check.
	Unknown Episode: Carol: Are you sure you're not just after my blank check? Mike: Of course not! What kind of brother do you think I am! [thinking] Our blank check.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: 'Every dog has his day.' Oops, Carol, I think I got yours! Carol: Then I must have yours, 'One day you will meet a handsome man and fall in love with him.'!
	Unknown Episode: Mike: 'Every dog has his day.' Oops, Carol, I think I got yours! Carol: Then I must have yours, 'One day you will meet a handsome man and fall in love with him.'!
	Unknown Episode: Jason: My father built this cabin by hand. Mike: Wow! No tools or anything? Cool!
	Unknown Episode: Jason: My father built this cabin by hand. Mike: Wow! No tools or anything? Cool!
	Unknown Episode: Stinky: What does RSVP mean? Ben: Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party!
	Unknown Episode: Stinky: What does RSVP mean? Ben: Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party!
	Unknown Episode: Vito: 'Stinky Sullivan is a hunk' Who wrote this? Stinky: I did. Wait 'till the girls read it! Vito: Stinky, when will there ever be girls in here? Stinky: Duh, when they use the bathroom!
	Unknown Episode: Vito: 'Stinky Sullivan is a hunk' Who wrote this? Stinky: I did. Wait 'till the girls read it! Vito: Stinky, when will there ever be girls in here? Stinky: Duh, when they use the bathroom!
	Unknown Episode: Carol: Jerk. Mike: Geek.
	Unknown Episode: Carol: Jerk. Mike: Geek.
	Unknown Episode: Kate: I don't eat anything with a face. Dwight: Well, I cut it off.
	Unknown Episode: Kate: I don't eat anything with a face. Dwight: Well, I cut it off.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: Did you see that movie, Taxi Driver? Girl: Didn't Danny DeVito play a guy named Louie?
	Unknown Episode: Mike: Did you see that movie, Taxi Driver? Girl: Didn't Danny DeVito play a guy named Louie?
	Unknown Episode: Coach Graham Lubbock: Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons? Stabone. Richard 'Boner' Stabone: 'Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned?
	Unknown Episode: Coach Graham Lubbock: Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons? Stabone. Richard 'Boner' Stabone: 'Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned?
	Unknown Episode: Mike: Do you have any idea what it's like to go through puberty backwards? Yeah, it's true. There are only two known cases, me and Dick Clark.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: Do you have any idea what it's like to go through puberty backwards? Yeah, it's true. There are only two known cases, me and Dick Clark.

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