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 | Season 1 / Episode 7: - Weekend Fantasy
Ben Seaver: Look, mister - - if you think that machine gun is gonna scare us into buying a set of your lousy encyclopedias, you're mistaken.
Encyclopedia Salesman: [in a tone of huffy arrogance] Actually, this is a *SUB*-machine gun. Which is something you would already know - - IF you had bought a set of my encyclopedias! Can anyone tell me what BRAND of gun this is...? No? THOMPSON. This is a THOMPSON submachine gun. You would have known THAT, also... IF your stingy parents has gotten you a set of my encyclopedias! I tried SO HARD to tell them about how important knowledge is to youngsters. But did they listen? Noooo... they couldn't be bothered! They were too busy - - LAUGHing at me! The whole world... LAUGHS at me.
Ben Seaver: Why don't you take a job as a comedian?
Mike Seaver: [protestingly at Ben, lest he offend the gunman] BEN...! |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - Weekend Fantasy
Mike Seaver: [reading to his siblings from "Great Expectations", and using a humorously-exaggerated English/British accent] My father's family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than PIP! [using the same contrived accent upon hearing the doorbell ring] I'll get it.
Ben Seaver: [in a mildy disappointed tone of having his listening interrupted] Aww... and I was just getting into it! |
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