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	Season 4 / Episode 13: - My Ex-Boyfriend's Back Claudia Finnerty: You just need to decide what's more important. Alright? Making Dean miserable or making Brad happy. Lily Finnerty: I just wish I could do both. Claudia Finnerty: Yeh, right now, you're doing neither. Lily Finnerty: I know. Poor Brad. You don't think he'd ever actually dump me, do ya? Claudia Finnerty: Maybe. I mean, c'mon. There's only so much abuse a guy can take before he walks. Lily Finnerty: Even Brad ? Claudia Finnerty: Even Brad.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - My Ex-Boyfriend's Back Lily Finnerty: Brad, I'm sorry. Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: Well, that's it? Lily Finnerty: I'm really sorry. Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: Oh, so if you just add 'really' that makes a world of difference. Lily Finnerty: Well, I, uh... Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: No, no. I know. You thought I'd say fine, like I always say fine. You do something horrible. You say sorry. I say fine and then we go back to the way it's always been. It's not enough this time. Lily Finnerty: What can I do? Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: You can treat me like I deserve to be treated. Listen, I know I'm not the coolest guy in the world. I know I'm not the smoothest guy, or the tallest guy, but I want you to treat me like I am all those things. Lily Finnerty: You want me to treat you like you're the tallest guy in the world. Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: Lily, you know what I mean. Lily Finnerty: But, you're not the tallest guy. I mean that's a fact. Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: I know, but in your eyes, I want to be seven feet tall. Lily Finnerty: Fine. Still wouldn't be the tallest guy in the world, though. Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: I just... I just want to be the one who matters the most. Lily Finnerty: You do, Brad. If I've taken you for granted... it's because I'm an idiot. But it won't happen again. Because I love you. Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: You do ? Lily Finnerty: Course. What did you think ? Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: One, you've never said it. Lily Finnerty: Sure I have. Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: No, no. I've said it. And you've agreed, You said "ah-huh", and "all right then". And "we're going to be late". But you've never actually said the words. Lily Finnerty: Well, I have now. Bradley 'Brad' O'Keefe: All right then.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Your Father Should Know (1) Lily: It is phiyically impossible for anyone to be that positive. And if they were, I would not want to be on a plane with them, for 10 hours to JAPAN! Exlamation point!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - We Are Family Sean: What's the matter to you, hey! Why you looking so sad, hey! It's not so bad, hey! Your uncle's in the mob!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Let's Talk About Sex, Henry Henry Finnerty: What are you guys doing?
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Baby, You Can't Drive My Car Lily: This is why I don't tell you things- because you overreact. Sean: Oh, no, I am not overreacting. The appropriate reaction would be to swing you around by your hair!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Jimmy Was Kung-Fu Fighting Lily Finnerty: Hey guys, does anybody have the bio notes I can copy? Suzy: Uh oh, are you gonna beat us up for them? [they all laugh] Lily Finnerty: What? Suzy: Oh, I forgot. You only beat up eleven year olds, don't you? [they all laugh again]
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Like a Virgin Lily: I thought we were friends. Claudia: Friends don't let friends drive naked!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Action Mountain High Lily: Do you realize what you've done? You have literally pushed me off a cliff. You have literally pushed me to my death. I am literally dead thanks to you. Sean: Me? Look, I'm not the one who chose to hook up with the Beastie Boys for an out-of-state drinking binge! Lily: That is so unfair! I only had one drink. Everyone else had, like, five. Sean: Good. Then you were sober compared to the boy who was going to drive you home to your CERTAIN DEATH. Lily: You are so embarrassing! I am literally dying of embarrassment! Sean: You know, I really wish you would look up the word literally because - [Lily screams and storms off]
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Devil with a Plaid Skirt Lily Finnerty: You want to know why they call them jumpers? Follow me up to the roof and I'll show you.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Devil with a Plaid Skirt Lily Finnerty: Doorbell! Lily Finnerty: Somebody's at the door. Lily Finnerty: Is somebody going to get that? Lily Finnerty: Hey! Lily Finnerty: HEY! Sean Finnerty: [off screen] Get your lazy butt up and answer the damn door!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - I Wanna Be Suspended Eddie: [about the statue of liberty] During the French and Indian War they pretended it was a gift, and when we accepted it, French soldiers jumped out of it and kicked our ass.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - I Wanna Be Suspended Sean: [he, Eddie, and Jimmy and climbing hundreds of stairs inside the Statue of Liberty] Come on Eddie! Eddie: I'm dead! You killed me!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In My Room Lily: [to father] Why don't you go to the bathroom and flush your face in the toilet?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Lily B. Goode Sean: [With his guitar] Well, any special request, kids? Henry's Friends: [They all start to scream songs for little children] Sean: Uhm... Did any of you say "Iron Man"?
	Unknown Episode: Lily: From now on I am going to associate sex with having fried food hurled at me!
	Unknown Episode: Henry Finnerty: Wow, that ride must be really scary. Those two guys are holding hands! James "Jimmy" Finnerty: That's the line for cotton candy.
	Unknown Episode: Sean: I see and like, he said, "Oh my God, did you say glis?" And they're all like, "We all heard you say 'glis'" and, uh, I'm like, what the hell happened with my credit card?
	Unknown Episode: Walt: Let's go have a talk with your old man. Brad: He's gonna kick my ass! Walt: That salad shooter? He doesn't have the stones. Brad: I don't know what that means. Walt: I'll explain it on the way.
	Unknown Episode: Sean: [Finding a box belonging to Eddie] Is it illegal? Eddie: Not everywhere. Sean: Will it explode and kill us all? Eddie: I can personally guarantee that it will not. [Sean shakes it] That's not smart.
	Unknown Episode: Sean: Fine, put me on hold. I love listening to the "Music to Kill Yourself By" collection.
	Unknown Episode: Walt: Three juice boxes for six kids? It's gonna be like Lord of the Flies out there.
	Unknown Episode: Sean: Why are you answering questions with questions? Eddie: Why does that concern you?
	Unknown Episode: Claudia: I'm sure it was an emergency. It was an emergency, wasn't it? Lily: It sort of, kinda was. Walt: Well you are sort of, kinda dead.
	Unknown Episode: Sean: [Finding a box belonging to Eddie] What's this? Eddie: It's cool. Sean: "It's cool" doesn't answer my question. "It's cool" doesn't tell me what's in the box. Eddie: Yes it does. It tells you it's cool.
	Unknown Episode: Sean: Hello, Rochelle? No, I do not want to give you my account number and I shall tell you why: because I have already keyed it in three times and given it to several different people including a Beth, a José, and someone who was really rude to me named Kevin. And I think I speak for all Americans when I say that we are SICK of having to call something in and key in the number and then being asked what the number was we keyed in before! All right? So why don't you get a piece of paper - have you heard of that? And a pen AND WRITE THE DAMN NUMBERS DOWN!
	Unknown Episode: Sean: Claude, I've got to hand it to you. You were right. Claudia: Shut up. Sean: [Sarcastically] No, no, no, I'm just glad she had that credit card for when she needed it. Claudia: [Angrily] Shut up! Sean: [Sarcastically] Oh I'm just so happy my little baby is okay. That's all that matters! Claudia: It's now time for you to SHUT UP!
	Unknown Episode: Eddie: Maybe I'll stop by tomorrow. Maybe not. Claudia: Tomorrow I'm changing the locks. Sean: Again?
	Unknown Episode: Eddie: What name do you want on the card? Sean: I want my name. Eddie: No, it says your name is not available.
	Unknown Episode: Claudia: You know how you're getting your license next year? You're not. Lily: But everyone else will and I'll look like a loser. Sean: Oh no, don't worry, you're gonna look cool because everyday I'm going to drive you to school in the Futon-mobile!

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