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	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: I think Johnny's really in love. Either that or he's got a surfboard in his shorts.
	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: You are so great on the show... even if the fans don't agree.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bishop: I can hardly look at her without sporting wood.
	Unknown Episode: Courtney Scott: I feel so nervous. Do you guys have any tips? Hunter Fallow: Try to look thinner.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Sternfeld: Why didn't he ask me to squeeze his zit?
	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: They would never fire me, I'm the star of this show. I am this show.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Sternfeld: I release my obsession with Johnny. I release my obsession with Johnny.
	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: Today she's squeezing his zits, tomorrow who knows what she'll be squeezing.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Sternfeld: Don't take it personally. She hates everyone. Even me, and I'm her best friend.
	Unknown Episode: Quentin King: Some fresh meat will be nice after that dried up beef jerky that calls herself Hunter.
	Unknown Episode: Quentin King: I swear I have never, ever had herpes on my lip.
	Unknown Episode: Dave: You're so generous and... nice. Marcy Sternfeld: You know I tell myself that all the time but it sounds so much better when someone else says it.
	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: Every time I kiss you I think I deserve an Emmy. Quentin King: And every time I kiss you I think why can't I kiss a girl with breasts.
	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: I blame this on Sarah Michelle Gellar. If Buffy weren't such a hit, this never would've happened.
	Unknown Episode: Courtney Scott: Are you sure this is a good place to meet guys? You can't even have a conversation. Hunter Fallow: Who needs to hear them talk if they're cute?
	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: He's not even that cute. And those tattoos are totally henna.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Sternfeld: I'm in love. Hunter now I finally understand how you met Trent Reznor and got engaged within 24 hours. Hunter Fallow: Yeah, but he went platinum... twice.
	Unknown Episode: Quentin King: It's cool to do your own stunts. Like Cruise in MI2.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Sternfeld: Why should I take advice from you? The longest relationship you ever had was in the bathroom stall at the Viper Room.
	Unknown Episode: Courtney Scott: There's no way I'm spending more money on my car than my parent's spend on their house.
	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: I bet they're not making Dawson's Creek go supernatural for Halloween. Quentin King: Oh, they are... Dawson's going to hell to save Joey's soul.
	Unknown Episode: Dave: Glad your crotch is feeling better.
	Unknown Episode: Hunter Fallow: It's a thin line between love and hate. It's called angry sex.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Sternfeld: I'm too famous to have an orgasm.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Sternfeld: I'm so depressed. I need to buy shoes. Hunter Fallow: Oh, you need to buy something but they don't sell it at a shoe store.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Sternfeld: I should try yelling at people more often. Hunter Fallow: You think this is good, try having an orgasm.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bishop: Man, what a bitchen dude.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bishop: There's no way I'm going out with a he.
	Unknown Episode: Dave: Did you like the movie? Hunter Fallow: Well besides the fact that Winona Ryder has my career, it wasn't so bad.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bishop: He says he's going to start a whole gay chapter for Johnny Bishop. Just look what they've done for Keanu Reeves.

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