Grim & Evil Quotes

Grim & Evil

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

	Unknown Episode: Grim: Honestly, Billy, you bring me to school with you every day. I bet I know more about the metric system than you! Billy: Oh, yeah? Then what's the capital of the metric system?
	Unknown Episode: Mandy: It's like stupid in stereo.
	Unknown Episode: Gangster: Yo Goodvibe, yo mamma's so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her!
	Unknown Episode: Principal Goodvibes: And by the way, 'Yo mamma's so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, she got turned away because they said "Sorry, no professionals!"
	Unknown Episode: Irwin: Hippo? H-he looks more like a fat cow!
	Unknown Episode: Principal Goodvibes: [rapping] Check 1, 2; Yo yo yo, I'm about to go off, y'all. Watch it, watch it now! Ungh... [short fart] . G'night, peace!
	Unknown Episode: Billy: [about Dora the Explorer] Is it that one about the little girl who wanders around the jungle with no parental supervision, avoiding crisis and conversing with the local wildlife with the aid of her foreign language-speaking monkey?
	Unknown Episode: Billy: [Grim is trying to cut a weed in Skarr's yard with his scythe] Hi Grim! Are you practicing golf? Gen. Skarr: He's trying to get rid of this weed. Billy: [Billy walks over to the weed] Here, let me try.[Starts to yell at it] Hey you stupid weed! You're stupid and ugly! And your parents fight 'cause they hate you! So why don't you just scram?[Stops yelling, then walks away] Well then...
	Unknown Episode: Billy: I'm going outside to relieve some gas mom!
	Unknown Episode: Mandy: [First lines] Push the button, pull the chain, here comes the chocolate choo-choo train.
	Unknown Episode: Mandy's Mom: It's not that we don't love Mandy. Mandy's Dad: It's just that we're kinda scared of her. Mandy's Mom: I'm afraid to even make eye contact with her. Mandy's Dad: When she was born, wolves came to the hospital to try to raise her as one of their own. Sometimes we wonder if we were wrong to stop them
	Unknown Episode: Mandy: How would you rate Billy as a caregiver? Jeff the Spider: Uh, pretty good, I guess. Except that he's never remembered my birthday, or payed child support. In fact, he usually just jabs me with a big stick. [Billy jabs him with a big stick] Ow! Billy: I'll jab you good, you filthy bug! Jeff the Spider: Why don't you love me dad? I'll be anything you want me to be! Billy: I want you to be dead!
	Unknown Episode: Fred Fredburger: [about Wiggy Jiggy Jed's hat] Hey! Can I try on that hat? I think it's important! It's important for me to try on the hat because... Judge Roy Spleen: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Fred Fredburger: Judge? Judge Roy Spleen: No, shut up. Fred Fredburger: Judge? Judge Roy Spleen: Shut up. Fred Fredburger: Judge? Judge Roy Spleen: I order you to shut up! Fred Fredburger: Judge? Judge Roy Spleen: WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP? Fred Fredburger: ...Judge? Judge Roy Spleen: [sighs] Judge Roy Spleen: Yes.
	Unknown Episode: Fred Fredburger: Judge! Hey, judge! Yes, when do we get hammer thingies? Because I can maybe make some nice stuff, like a table, or some chairs, or... Judge Roy Spleen: This is called a gavel, and no, you don't get one! Fred Fredburger: Hey, can I borrow yours for a minute, oh thank you! Fred Fredburger: [starts hammering the wall] Fred Fredburger: Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Judge Roy Spleen: Give me that! Judge Roy Spleen: And sit back down! Fred Fredburger: But, I wasn't finished!
	Unknown Episode: Billy's Mom: Oh, my stars and garters! What happened in here? Billy: Grim conjured up this... Fred Fredburger: Hey, who's that lady? Billy: That's my momma. Fred Fredburger: Does she make cookies? Billy's Mom: Sometimes. Fred Fredburger: Well, sometimes, my mom makes me cookies... with chocolate chips, and sometimes, she makes me peanut butter bars, and sometimes, she doesn't make me anything... Chocolate chip is my favorite. Yes. Billy: Oooooookaaay.
	Unknown Episode: Fred Fredburger: I got to make a poo poo!
	Unknown Episode: Fred Fredburger: Don't worry, I found some nachos! Yes.
	Unknown Episode: Billy: [singing] Please vote me the keeper of the reaper/ I wanna be the keeper of the reaper/ His skinny white bones are mine to own/ To do with as I see fit/ Give him to me and I promise my love won't quit! Mandy: I disagree 'bout the keeper of the reaper/ It should be me who's the keeper of the reaper/ Grim's not a toy for an idiot boy/ Who can't even tie his shoes/ If Billy wins, then we all surely lose! Grim, The Grim Reaper: Don't I get a say about the keeper of the reaper?/ I'll make you all pay for the keeper of the reaper!/ All my rage is bottled up in this cage/ Held back by these iron bars/ I'll never get rid of these mental scars! Judge Roy Spleen: I don't care who's the keeper of the reaper/ I'm losin' my hair over keeper of the reaper/ A mountain of stress is crushing my chest/ I'm going blind in one eye/ And its all be-cause of that stupid guy! Fred Fredburger: Don't worry! I found some nachos! Yes. [Judge Spleen hits him on the head with the gavel] OW! Billy: [rapping] Time to make you ill, old school style! [reverts back to singing] Grim is the corner in my square! Mandy: Grim's the chocolate in my eclair. Billy: Grim is the freshener in my air! Mandy: Grim's the conditioner in my hair. Billy: GRIM'S THE PIC-A-NIC IN MY BEAR! Mandy: Grim is the cushion in my chair. Billy: Grim is the renaissance in my fair! Mandy: Grim is the anger in my stare. Billy: Grim is the stain in my underwear! Mandy: Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.
	Unknown Episode: Mandy: Objection! He's leading the witness! Billy: I'm not leading him! I'm just trying to make him say exactly what I want him to say!
	Unknown Episode: Mandy: I'd like to call the court's attention to exhibit A, [pulls out Civil War cap] a hat that belonged to another of Bily's pet, one Wiggy Jiggy Jed. That is, until Billy destroyed him. Billy: I had a good reason! He bored me! Mandy: And what will happen when Grim bores you? Will you destroy him, too?
	Unknown Episode: Fred Fredburger: [viewing a flashback] Hey, who's that man? Billy: That's my dad. Fred Fredburger: Ah, you look like him! Billy's Dad: He'd better look like me. [points at his wife] 'Cause if he looked like you, he'd be PRETTY!
	Unknown Episode: Judge Roy Spleen: [to Fred Fredburger] Get over here! Now, listen to me. I need you to [Fred reaches for gavel but Judge hits his hand] Don't touch that! I need you to think back on everything you've heard to today... and tell me. Who should get Grim: Billy or Mandy? Judge Roy Spleen: Yes. Judge Roy Spleen: Yes to Billy... or yes to Mandy? Fred Fredburger: Yes. Judge Roy Spleen: Yes. Fred Fredburger: Yes. Judge Roy Spleen: Yes. I see! You're saying Grim shouldnt be separated from either Billy or Mandy... because that would destroy their friendship. Fred Fredburger: Yes. Judge Roy Spleen: And friendship is our most personal treasure. Even more personal than our toothbrush. Fred Fredburger: Yes. Judge Roy Spleen: Fred Fredburger, your words have moved my crusty heart. Therefore, I hereby declare Billy's family be placed under house arrest and never be allowed to move! Court adjourned!
	Unknown Episode: Mandy: [in show intro] Push the button, pull the chain, here comes the chocolate choo-choo train.
	Unknown Episode: Fred Fredburger: Gosh, I love paperwork, especially the part where I get to write my name. F, R, E, D... F, R, E, D... B, U, R, G, E, R! Fred Fredburger! Yes!
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Firebird Sweet / The Bubble With Billy Mandy: Your nose looks like some sort of cuttlefish. Billy: Chicks dig cuttlefish. Mandy: And your mouth looks like a big, disgusting sucker. Billy: Chicks dig... Grim: Don't go there!
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Runaway Pants / Scythe 2.0 Mandy: Now hatred is the highest plessure. Men love and haste, but detest at leasure.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Duck/Aren't You Chupacabra to See Me? Billy: Mnady, You gotta help me, every time I take a bite of this delicious bread it's becomes smaller! Billy: I've lost it! Mandy: That's right, Billy, you totally have.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Dream Mutt/Scythe for Sale Eris: Do you like lobster, Mr. Goodpoop? Principal Goodvibes: It's Goodvibes, and yes, I love lobster. Eris: How about giant alien zombie lobster? Principal Goodvibes: Well, I can't really say I... Principal Goodvibes: [giant lobster picks up a screaming Principal Goodvibes]
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Secret Snake Club Billy: I LOVE YOU DAISY! Chupacabra: I love you too Billy! [sniff]
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Secret Snake Club Mandy: [in show intro] By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

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