quark
curiousan…
itcdr
|
Played by:
|
« Back to Character Profile
Uncle Joe Carson Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - How Hooterville was Floundered Uncle Joe Carson: [giving his plans for the celebration] At 8:30, we march to the station to greet the governor. Oliver Wendell Douglas: What governor? Uncle Joe Carson: Well, I ain't sure. I invited all 52 of 'em. One of 'em outta show up. Oliver Wendell Douglas: Oh, boy. Uncle Joe Carson: Now we take which ever governor shows up first and march him to the town square and show him the cement slab where someday we're gonna erect a statue of Horace Hooter. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 17: - I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman Uncle Joe Carson: I say a man can't fight fire unless he can play a marching instrument. Oliver Wendell Douglas: That doesn't make sense! Uncle Joe Carson: Well it does around here. We have more parades than fires. |
| Season 1 / Episode 17: - I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman Oliver Wendell Douglas: Now how do I go about joining? Uncle Joe Carson: You gotta talk to the fire chief. Oliver Wendell Douglas: Well allright, now who's the... [notices Uncle Joe is putting on a fire helmet]... are you the chief? Uncle Joe Carson: I ain't wearing this white helmet to match my shoes. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 12: - Lisa Has a Calf Uncle Joe Carson: [on phone] Well, I guess you ain't heard the news yet. The young Mrs. Douglass is having a b.a.b.i.e. Mother Eunice Douglas: B.a.b.i.e.? What is a babie? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Lisa, the Helpmate Uncle Joe Carson: How would you like to play a little poker at the Elks Club tonight? Mother Eunice Douglas: The Elks Club? Uncle Joe Carson: I can get you in. I'll borrow a tooth. Mother Eunice Douglas: Really Mr. Carson, I am not interested. Uncle Joe Carson: That ain't the whole evenin'. Afterwards, we go bowling. Then we have a bite at the diner. Dutch treat, of course. I always go dutch on the first date. In case it don't work out, I ain't out nothin'. |
« previous1next »
| Previous: Ralph Monroe | Next: Mother Eunice Douglas |
» Back to Green Acres Wiki
Facebook
Twitter