Eb Dawson

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Tom Lester
Born on September 23, 1938 in Jackson, Mississippi. He was brought up on his grandfather's farm, shucking ...

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Eb Dawson Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Getting Even With Haney Oliver Douglas: Mr. Haney, you sold me a defective tractor! Eustace Charleton Haney: No sir. It is not a defective. Eb Dawson: Right. A Defective has bigger wheels in the front.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Give Me Land, Lots Of Land Oliver Douglas: Eb, why don't you pull up the weeds that are growing in the wheat. Eb Dawson: Can't I just pull up the wheat? There ain't as much of that.
	Unknown Episode: Oliver Wendell Douglass: There's something wrong with the carburetor. Eb Dawson: Yeah, it needs a new tractor on it!
	Unknown Episode: Eb Dawson: Morning! Breakfast ready? Lisa Douglas: Yes. Eb Dawson: Well, let's have the hotcakes and get it over with. Lisa Douglas: We're not having any hotscakes this morning. Oliver Douglas: No hotcakes? Lisa Douglas: I've made something different. Oliver Douglas: Hey, wonderful! Eb Dawson: Let's not go off half-cocked till we get a look at it. Oliver Douglas: Knock it off, anything's better than the hotcakes. Lisa Douglas: Here we are. [Holds up what looks like a long, lumpy pastry on a baking sheet] Oliver Douglas: It looks like a boa constrictor with lumps. Lisa Douglas: That's the last time I cook you a Spanish omelette.
	Unknown Episode: Eb Dawson: Mr. Ziffel, notice where your wife's standing? Under the mistletoe! Fred Ziffel: Why don't you mind your own business?
	Unknown Episode: Eb Dawson: What do you do for a livin'? Mort Warner: I write for Newsweek. Eb Dawson: I write for Newsweek too, but they never send it.

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