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	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Season 3, Episode 4 Katherine: So, Pan-Hellenic scholarship applications are due at the end of the month. Moving on. [bangs gavel] Tomorrow we start our annual dry weekend. This is a chance for CRU's Greek system to prove it can actually go 48 hours without alcohol.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - High and Dry Katherine: So, Pan-Hellenic scholarship applications are due at the end of the month. Moving on. [bangs gavel] Tomorrow we start our annual dry weekend. This is a chance for CRU's Greek system to prove it can actually go 48 hours without alcohol.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Season 3, Episode 4 Dr. Larsen: 'The Anchor', now that's an odd moniker. Rusty Cartwright: I come from a long line of seamen. Uh, that came out wrong.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - High and Dry Dr. Larsen: 'The Anchor', now that's an odd moniker. Rusty Cartwright: I come from a long line of seamen. Uh, that came out wrong.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Season 3, Episode 4 Rusty Cartwright: Does this mean we're a team? Dr. Milton Hastings: I'm already starting to regret it. Go.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - High and Dry Rusty Cartwright: Does this mean we're a team? Dr. Milton Hastings: I'm already starting to regret it. Go.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Isn't It Bro-mantic Dean Bowman: Nothing teaches us more about who we are than seeing ourselves in the people we least expect.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - See You Next Time, Sisters Rusty Cartwright: Just keep in mind guys, this will not be a Kappa Tau party here tomorrow night, though. These are honors engineers, so no booze, no hot chicks, just... robots.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Gays, Ghosts and Gamma Rays The Beaver: Now I know I have a heart, 'cause it's broken.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Gays, Ghosts and Gamma Rays Casey Cartwright: I kind of like... Max. Rusty Cartwright: I should warn him. Casey Cartwright: What do you mean? Rusty Cartwright: Cause you date like Sherman marched, Casey. With scorched earth, and broken spirits left in your wake.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - No Campus for Old Rules Cappie: You know Fun, Ev's? F...U... Evan: ...N? Cappie: Nope...That's It.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Freshman Daze Frannie: Isn't Casey doing a great job? Rebecca Logan: Beats our last president.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Freshman Daze Cappie: Listen to the name, Spitter, it's a "Ball." Like a testicle. I don't want to go to a testicle!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Freshman Daze Cappie: Ok, so there's this all Greek ball this weekend... but we're not going. Rusty Cartwright: Yeah! No. Why aren't we going? Cappie: Listen to the name, Spitter. It's a ball, like a testicle. I don't wanna go to a testicle.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Highway to the Discomfort Zone Rusty Cartwright: Right now it's like we're a boy band... and I'm the fat one. Casey Cartwright: [serious] It's pronounced fa-tone.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Highway to the Discomfort Zone Rusty Cartwright: These are my pledge brothers. Right now, it's like we're a boy band and I'm the fat one. Casey Cartwright: It's pronounced Fatone.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Highway to the Discomfort Zone Rebecca Logan: My answer is yes! Cappie: Was the question, wanna get naked?
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Highway to the Discomfort Zone Calvin: What is she doing with him? She must like guys with personality. Dale: I don't know. He doesn't look that hideous to me. Calvin: Oh! So you find him attractive? Dale: Well, his got good bone structure. Calvin: Wait! It all makes sense! Dale: What? Calvin: Oh, Dale. Have you ever thought that the reason you're trying to turn me straight is because, deep down inside, you might be gay? Dale: That's ridiculous... Calvin: Just look at the evidence: you don't have sex with women, you like to knit, you appreciate the male form... and I've seen you run, it's a little bit squishy. Dale: I don't like what you're implying!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Great Cappie Dale: It's like I'm living ABBA!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Great Cappie Calvin Owens: I'm just considering my options, all right? I'm getting a little tired of waiting to hear from you guys. Trent: Yeah, you're not going to. Hope you guys got plenty of cosmo mix for the fairy. Calvin Owens: I don't even like cosmos, bitch!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Great Cappie Cappie: Downstairs will be a once-in-a-lifetime down-and-dirty secret prohibition party - in our oh-so-humble grotto. The Beaver: A what party? Cappie: ...a prohibition party, uh, a speakeasy. Cappie: All right, look. Here's how it's gonna work. Upstairs is gonna be the authority-pleasing, yawn-inducing Great Gatsby party, but downstairs will be a delightful, delicious den of iniquity. Rusty Cartwright: You've heard of the 18th Amendment? You know alcohol was illegal in the 20s? The Beaver: No? The Beaver: Is that why they call it the Great Depression?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - A New Normal Cappie: It's bros and Cheesoritos before hos.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - A New Normal Dale: Gay. Homosexual. You know, I can work with that. Calvin Owens: You can? Dale: Oh yeah, an intensive prayer and vitamin regimen can cure that.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Black & White and Read All Over Casey Cartwright: Please wait, I love you! Evan: NO YOU LOVE YOU!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Black & White and Read All Over Rusty Cartwright: Is Jen K really your name? Do you have an accent? I always thought you might have an accent.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Black & White and Read All Over Tegan Walker: Oh, no. It must be flat, French, and in a bottle.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Black & White and Read All Over Dale: You can look at this: your people made the front page.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Black & White and Read All Over Cappie: Your honor, I object! Dean Bowman: To? Cappie: Well, jean shorts. Dane Cook, highly objectionable.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Black & White and Read All Over Casey Cartwright: I know it looks bad... Tegan Walker: Bad? Your ensemble looks bad. This is a disaster.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Black & White and Read All Over Casey Cartwright: [about Frannie] She is delusional! Like Britney Spears in a barber shop!

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