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Grace Under Fire

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02x11 - Grace vs. Wade Season 2 / Episode 11: - Grace vs. Wade

Grace Kelly: You know Nadine, my Momma always told me.. men are like linoleum floors, lay them just right and you can walk all over them for the next thirty years.
02x11 - Grace vs. Wade Season 2 / Episode 11: - Grace vs. Wade

Grace Kelly: You know Nadine, my Momma always told me... men are like linoleum floors, lay them just right and you can walk all over them for the next thirty years.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Elizabeth Louise "Libby" Kelly: Don't be mad at mommy, she was only kidding about killing us.
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Grace Kelly: He's two days late with the rent.
Jean Kelly: What?
Grace Kelly: I told him '$550, in cash, on the 1st of every month, under the ta... ble' [hesitating - reaches underneath table].
Jean Kelly: It's times like these that make it hard to defend him.
Grace Kelly: Next month I'm gonna tell him 'On the house', to see if he puts the money on the roof.
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Jimmy Kelly: Grace, I am truly sorry for what I did to you. Hell, if I was the man I was today, I beat the Hell out of the guy I was then.
Grace Kelly: You would?
Jimmy Kelly: Yep. You know, I wonder how that fight would turn out? I got more meat on me now, but I was one quick son of a gun back then.
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Grace Kelly: Jimmy! What did you say?
Thad Alford: Well, I can honestly say I've met your whole Klan.
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Jean Kelly: He's Afro-American.
Grace Kelly: Jean, African-American. "Afro-American" is like spaghetti-o's or something.
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Wade Swoboda: I love you like a Sister.
Grace Kelly: Oh, Wade. I'm Southern. Please don't tell me you love me like a sister!
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Grace Kelly: Ex-husbands are like Crosby, Stills & Nash. They keep coming back - older and fatter.
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Grace Kelly: We don't worship Satan on Halloween. We do that on Mother's Day.
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Russell Norton: Grace, all this phoney-baloney stuff is killing me.
Grace Kelly: Russell, you shouldn't be so homeo-phobic


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