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	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Chuck Bass: I was a coward running away again. But everywhere I went, you caught up with me, so I had to come back. Blair Waldorf: I want to believe you, but I can't. You've hurt me too many times. Chuck Bass: You can believe me this time. Blair Waldorf: That's it? Chuck Bass: I love you, too. Blair Waldorf: [They kiss then Blair breaks it off] But can you say it twice? Chuck Bass: [Kisses] I love you. [Kisses again] I love three. [Kisses] I love you four.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Blair Waldorf: We need to talk. Chuck Bass: I prefer to talk after.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Blair Waldorf: Gossip Girl can be right about all she wants but I wont let her be right about me, I will not be weak any more. You can't run, you have to stay here and hear it this time. Chuck Bass I love you. I love so much it consumes me. I love you, I know you love me too. Tell me you love me and everything we've done all the gossip and lies and the hurt would have been for something. Tell me it was for something.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Not so fast. You're not graduating until I give you my diplomas. Mine are labels, and labels stick. Nate Archibald: Class Whore. Dan Humphrey: The Ultimate Insider. Chuck Bass: Coward. Blair Waldorf: Weakling. And as for Serena van der Woodsen, after today, you are officially irrelevant. Congradulations everyone, you all deserve it.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over; angry tone] Serena van der Woodsen just couldn't leave well enough alone. Since she had the nerve to try to find out the truth about me and who I am, I'm going to tell you the truth about EVERYONE. Every gossip bomb I've got is about to drop and if you got a problem with that, take it up with her. Ever wonder why Miss Carr really left town? Dan Humphrey had sex with her during the school play... the sparks between Humphrey's sis and Nate during a hot photo session... thank God it stopped at a PG-13 or someone would have ended up in jail... like her brother, Dan. And as for Blair Waldorf, say uncle! We hear she kept it in the Bass family on New Year's... with Jack. But rumor has it that Chuck spent some time in Brooklyn... metaphorically speaking of course, with Vanessa. Serena van der Woodsen, here's looking at you for trying to take me on!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over] You wanted to meet Gossip Girl? You want to know who I am? Well, look around. You just did. I'm nothing without all of you. And while most high school friendships fade, it's my hope that what happened today will bond you forever. Now that all my secrets are out, you now have a clean slate... until college. Though I'll never tell you my name or show you my face I can just say, congratulations... I'm coming with you.
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - Valley Girls Rick Rhodes: You're late. Lily Rhodes: Sorry, I couldn't find any parking. Rick Rhodes: That's what the valet is for. Lily Rhodes: Yeah, but it also costs $2, and I just spent my last $11 on gas to fill up my car. Rick Rhodes: Here to hit your dad up for some cash? Lily Rhodes: What? No! So... Christmas was weird without you. Rick Rhodes: You know how important fourth quarter is of retail. Someone's got to keep Tower Records in business or it just might go under.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Wrath of Con Georgina Sparks: You can tell "Jesus", the bitch is back.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Wrath of Con Dan Humphrey: Okay, someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Seder Anything Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Baruch Atah ay dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Remains of the J Jenny Humphrey: You know at least last year it was my face on the cake. And the people at my party might've hated me, but at least they knew who I was. I know that it's hard for you guys to understand, but I like being me and as crazy as it may seem, I choose not to be a Park Avenue Princess on my birthday or any other day.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - The Age of Dissonance Nate Archibald: I hate pretentious asshats who try to steal other people's girlfriends.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - The Age of Dissonance Dan Humphrey: You called Yale? You sent that blast in to Gossip Girl to get revenge against Blair? I believed in you. All your talk about integrity and ideals. Rachel Carr: My ideals? Blair spread false rumors, blackmailed the entire school, turned my job into a sham with no repercussions. She's a psychopath with no remorse, no regret, no shame or guilt for her selfish actions. Dan Humphrey: My God. You're just as bad as she is. No, you're worse. Blair is a high school student. You're an adult. You need to fix things with Blair. Rachel Carr: Absolutely not! Blair got what she deserved. Dan Humphrey: You know how you felt when you ideals were crushed? Well, congratulations. You've crushed mine.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Carnal Knowledge Vanessa Abrams: So you ratted on Blair? You Templeton!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Eric van der Woodsen: [Eric walks in on his mom and Rufus kissing] I would say get a room, but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Serena van der Woodsen: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but you are going to Yale. You got in. In early admission. Blair Waldorf: What? Dan Humphrey: How do you know that? Serena van der Woodsen: Because I declined my acceptance. You're next in line. They're gonna call you in a couple of hours. Dan Humphrey: Whoa. You got in. Blair Waldorf: You're the Constance student? [Turns to minions] Cancel the Nelly Yuki project now!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Isabel Coates: Ugh, I hate having to play the angel. Penelope: I know. The devil is so much better.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: Put that puppy down, Dorota. Dorota: What happened, Miss Blair? Blair Waldorf: It's what's going to happen that you should be worried about. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Not all beginnings are cause for celebration. A lot of bad things begin: fights, flu season, and the worst thing of all... Dorota: Uh-oh. Is it war? Blair Waldorf: Yes. But this one will be different. I need to wait for my moment, and then I'm going black-ops. Off the radar. No accountability. This war I'm gonna win. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Wanna be starting something. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Eric van der Woodsen: It reaches a high F. That never happens in operas. You know, that's a good fact. You should talk about it in intermission. You're gonna love The Magic Flute it's uhh... well it's... Jenny Humphrey: It's okay. You can say it. Eric van der Woodsen: Opera for amateurs.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Eric van der Woodsen: Let's talk Singspiel, shall we.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Serena van der Woodsen: I'm just reading the Brown catalog. Oh, and I ordered a home dreadlocking kit.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Gossip Girl: [voice-over] True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic flute, Amadeus. All this queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Penelope: A new teacher is like a child. It has to be taught. Hazel: And spanked.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: Witch hunts are my Valium, Serena. I'm just trying to stay calm.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Roman: [to Blair] It's all the color of Yale. You see? Blair Waldorf: That's just what I need to perk me up. I couldn't sleep a wink. Roman: We know. We heard you watching "Gilmore Girls" all night, again. Blair Waldorf: Oh, I am so better fit for Yale than this Rory.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Lily van der Woodsen: [to Chuck] Did you really try to buy anthrax with his credit card? Chuck Bass: The black market isn't what it used to be. Lily van der Woodsen: And you got him on Megan's list? Chuck Bass: If only his apartment were few blocks closer to the playground. Lily van der Woodsen: Look, I understand why you try to do these things, but we have got to do something that is not illegal.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: [on the phone with Serena] What are you doing? Serena van der Woodsen: I'm just reading the Brown catalog. Oh and I ordered a home dreadlocking kit. Want to meet up later? Blair Waldorf: Definitely. Maybe we can get a jump-start on your veganism.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Sticks and stones may break bones, but a poison pen is the best revenge.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Chuck Bass: [to Lily] I can't believe you. You're actually going to take your half-price hustler out on the town tonight.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: [to Miss Carr about her assignment] This is a B. Rachel Carr: Yes, it is. Blair Waldorf: You're new here, so you don't know how it works. Rachel Carr: I have a feeling you're about to explain. Blair Waldorf: Second semester seniors get a free pass, like pregnant ladies or 14-year-old Chinese gymnasts. Constance wants their students to get into the best colleges. That's why this free pass exists. The headmistress, if she knew about this grade, she'd rap you on the wrist. Rachel Carr: Maybe in time, I'll get in trouble for not inflating grades like everyone else, Miss Waldorf, but until then, I'll give them based on merit.

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