2x16 You’ve Got Yale!
First Aired: Jan. 19, 2009 on The CW
Summary: The students are stressed out as they find out who was accepted and who didn't make the cut for early admission to Yale. Meanwhile, Serena bonds with Rachel, her Shakespeare teacher, who is unaware of what Blair has in store for her following receiving her first B; Chuck finds an unlikely…
Main Characters in this Episode
Penelope: I know. The devil is so much better.
Chuck Bass: The black market isn't what it used to be.
Lily van der Woodsen: And you got him on Megan's list?
Chuck Bass: If only his apartment were few blocks closer to the playground.
Lily van der Woodsen: Look, I understand why you try to do these things, but we have got to do something that is not illegal.
Blair Waldorf: Dan Humphrey. He's like a cafeteria lady who won the lottery. You couldn't pry that acceptance from his hands with the jaws of life.
Headmistress Queller: I wasn't speaking about Mr. Humphrey.