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 | Season 6 / Episode 10: - New York, I Love You XOXO Gossip Girl: Hey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. Rachel Bilson: [enters] Serena. You're back from boarding school. Gossip Girl: [reading from a script] "Yeah, hi Blair, so I gotta go". Rachel Bilson: Come on, Bell, can't you try a little harder? Gossip Girl: If I'm being really honest, Rachel, I don't think you can pull off high school anymore. Rachel Bilson: Thanks a lot. Gossip Girl: Sorry. Rachel Bilson: [as Kristen Bell is looking at her iPod] Come on, you are always on that thing. This audition is really important to me. Plus the book is a best-seller and has a built-in movie audience. This Dan Humphrey is a really good writer. Gossip Girl: O.M.G. You are not going to believe who Gossip Girl really is. Rachel Bilson: Wait. Gossip Girl is real? |
 | Season 6 / Episode 1: - Gone Maybe Gone Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Poor B. Looks like she just got dumped by the love of her life. And I'm not talking about Chuck or Dan. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 24: - The Return of the Ring Gossip Girl: [voice-over] What did I say about letting the chips fall where they may? See you next fall. XOXO, Gossip Girl |
 | Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Big Sleep No More Gossip Girl: [voice-over] In drama, there are many ways to unmask a villain. Sometimes you know who the bad guy is from the start. But most times, you find out they've been right in front of you all along. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Big Sleep No More Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Seems the play's the thing tonight. But watch out, players. You might be the ones getting played. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Big Sleep No More Gossip Girl: [voice-over] It's been the performance of a lifetime for cousin Charlie, but tonight, it looks like it just might be the final curtain. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 4: - Memoirs of an Invisible Dan Gossip Girl: [voice-over] It seems like Dan Humphrey is on the fast track from Lonely Boy to Only Boy. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 2: - Beauty and the Feast Blair Waldorf: I don't wanna lose everything. Dan Humphrey: You'll still have me. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Maybe it's not bloodbonds that make us a family. Perhaps it's the people who know our secrets and love us anyway, so we can finally be ourselves. XO, XO, Gossip Girl. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 22: - The Wrong Goodbye Gossip Girl: [voice-over] But if at the end you find the person you've become is not the person you want to be... you can always turn around and try again. And maybe the next time you won't be so alone when it's over. Too late to turn back now. XOXO, Gossip Girl. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 22: - Last Tango, Then Paris Gossip Girl: Till death do us part. XOXO, Gossip Girl. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 21: - Ex-Husbands and Wives Gossip Girl: Be careful - once darkness descends true natures emerge and everything's a fair game. Until morning. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 20: - It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World Gossip Girl: What do you say, Serena? Who's your daddy? XOXO, Gossip Girl. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 19: - Dr. Estrangeloved Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, sometimes the wrong prescription is just what the doctor orders. XOXO,Gossip Girl. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Unblairable Lightness of Being Gossip Girl: Total eclipse of the heart. XOXO, Gossip Girl. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Reversals of Fortune Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see that it didn't take much time for you to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff shall we? Spotted: Chuck Bass up to his old tricks. Poor B. I guess nothing good lasts forever. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Not so fast. You're not graduating until I give you my diplomas. Mine are labels, and labels stick. Nate Archibald: Class Whore. Dan Humphrey: The Ultimate Insider. Chuck Bass: Coward. Blair Waldorf: Weakling. And as for Serena van der Woodsen, after today, you are officially irrelevant. Congradulations everyone, you all deserve it. |
| Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over; angry tone] Serena van der Woodsen just couldn't leave well enough alone. Since she had the nerve to try to find out the truth about me and who I am, I'm going to tell you the truth about EVERYONE. Every gossip bomb I've got is about to drop and if you got a problem with that, take it up with her. Ever wonder why Miss Carr really left town? Dan Humphrey had sex with her during the school play... the sparks between Humphrey's sis and Nate during a hot photo session... thank God it stopped at a PG-13 or someone would have ended up in jail... like her brother, Dan. And as for Blair Waldorf, say uncle! We hear she kept it in the Bass family on New Year's... with Jack. But rumor has it that Chuck spent some time in Brooklyn... metaphorically speaking of course, with Vanessa. Serena van der Woodsen, here's looking at you for trying to take me on! |
| Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over] You wanted to meet Gossip Girl? You want to know who I am? Well, look around. You just did. I'm nothing without all of you. And while most high school friendships fade, it's my hope that what happened today will bond you forever. Now that all my secrets are out, you now have a clean slate... until college. Though I'll never tell you my name or show you my face I can just say, congratulations... I'm coming with you. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 21: - Seder Anything Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Baruch Atah ay dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: Put that puppy down, Dorota. Dorota: What happened, Miss Blair? Blair Waldorf: It's what's going to happen that you should be worried about. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Not all beginnings are cause for celebration. A lot of bad things begin: fights, flu season, and the worst thing of all... Dorota: Uh-oh. Is it war? Blair Waldorf: Yes. But this one will be different. I need to wait for my moment, and then I'm going black-ops. Off the radar. No accountability. This war I'm gonna win. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Wanna be starting something. XOXO. Gossip Girl. |
| Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Gossip Girl: [voice-over] True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic flute, Amadeus. All this queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale. |
| Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Sticks and stones may break bones, but a poison pen is the best revenge. |
| Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Gossip Girl: [voice-over] They say it's not over until the fat lady sings. But who's that, here, turning up in the wings? Sorry, B. I think it's curtains. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Gossip Girl: [voice-over] When most people lose a parent, they inherit sorrow, loss and a closet full of outdated clothes. But on the Upper East Side, death's sad chapter comes with a silver lining, or a gold one, if your relatives invested wisely in precious metals. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Hold on to your floppy cable-knit hats, kids. Lonely Boy's secret is out and this one's a doozie. D wasn't cheating, but there's definitely a third party involved. Seems D and S share a sibling. While I'm always a fan of star-crossed lovers, at least Romeo and Juliet didn't share DNA. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Is lowly Lonely Boy cheating on our queen? Sound unlikely? Does the name Georgina ring a bell? Get out your shovels and start digging the dirt, kids. Gossip Girl's gonna need a little help getting to the bottom of this mess. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Gossip Girl: [voice-over] The problem with inheritance is that it's not always as simple as it sounds. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for or you discover that in gaining one thing, you've lost something else. But every once in a while, the fates smile upon you, and you get the one thing you really need. XOXO. Gossip Girl. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Ah, me. The year's scarcely turned and already the secrets have begun. Where will it end this time? The new year isn't about what happened, it's about what's to come. But the past is always with us, just waiting to mess with the present. And when it does, I'll be watching. XOXO. Gossip Girl. |
| Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Gossip Girl here, welcoming you to the new year, when Manhattenites, who flew south for the sun, return to their Park Avenue perches. Which means I have a lot of catching up to do. Word is, Serena van der Woodsen tangoed in the new year in the plazas of Buenos Aires. Guess that means Lonely Boy was all alone when the clock tolled twelve. And what of Little J? Rumor is she's trading runways for hallways. So long high fashion, hello high school. |
| Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Gossip Girl: [voice-over] One thing about being on the top of the world, it gives you a long, long way to fall. |
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