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Gossip Girl Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Not so fast. You're not graduating until I give you my diplomas. Mine are labels, and labels stick. Nate Archibald: Class Whore. Dan Humphrey: The Ultimate Insider. Chuck Bass: Coward. Blair Waldorf: Weakling. And as for Serena van der Woodsen, after today, you are officially irrelevant. Congradulations everyone, you all deserve it.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over; angry tone] Serena van der Woodsen just couldn't leave well enough alone. Since she had the nerve to try to find out the truth about me and who I am, I'm going to tell you the truth about EVERYONE. Every gossip bomb I've got is about to drop and if you got a problem with that, take it up with her. Ever wonder why Miss Carr really left town? Dan Humphrey had sex with her during the school play... the sparks between Humphrey's sis and Nate during a hot photo session... thank God it stopped at a PG-13 or someone would have ended up in jail... like her brother, Dan. And as for Blair Waldorf, say uncle! We hear she kept it in the Bass family on New Year's... with Jack. But rumor has it that Chuck spent some time in Brooklyn... metaphorically speaking of course, with Vanessa. Serena van der Woodsen, here's looking at you for trying to take me on!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Gossip Girl: [voice-over] You wanted to meet Gossip Girl? You want to know who I am? Well, look around. You just did. I'm nothing without all of you. And while most high school friendships fade, it's my hope that what happened today will bond you forever. Now that all my secrets are out, you now have a clean slate... until college. Though I'll never tell you my name or show you my face I can just say, congratulations... I'm coming with you.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Seder Anything Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Baruch Atah ay dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: Put that puppy down, Dorota. Dorota: What happened, Miss Blair? Blair Waldorf: It's what's going to happen that you should be worried about. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Not all beginnings are cause for celebration. A lot of bad things begin: fights, flu season, and the worst thing of all... Dorota: Uh-oh. Is it war? Blair Waldorf: Yes. But this one will be different. I need to wait for my moment, and then I'm going black-ops. Off the radar. No accountability. This war I'm gonna win. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Wanna be starting something. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Gossip Girl: [voice-over] True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic flute, Amadeus. All this queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Sticks and stones may break bones, but a poison pen is the best revenge.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Gossip Girl: [voice-over] They say it's not over until the fat lady sings. But who's that, here, turning up in the wings? Sorry, B. I think it's curtains.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Gossip Girl: [voice-over] When most people lose a parent, they inherit sorrow, loss and a closet full of outdated clothes. But on the Upper East Side, death's sad chapter comes with a silver lining, or a gold one, if your relatives invested wisely in precious metals.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Hold on to your floppy cable-knit hats, kids. Lonely Boy's secret is out and this one's a doozie. D wasn't cheating, but there's definitely a third party involved. Seems D and S share a sibling. While I'm always a fan of star-crossed lovers, at least Romeo and Juliet didn't share DNA.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Is lowly Lonely Boy cheating on our queen? Sound unlikely? Does the name Georgina ring a bell? Get out your shovels and start digging the dirt, kids. Gossip Girl's gonna need a little help getting to the bottom of this mess.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Gossip Girl: [voice-over] The problem with inheritance is that it's not always as simple as it sounds. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for or you discover that in gaining one thing, you've lost something else. But every once in a while, the fates smile upon you, and you get the one thing you really need. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Ah, me. The year's scarcely turned and already the secrets have begun. Where will it end this time? The new year isn't about what happened, it's about what's to come. But the past is always with us, just waiting to mess with the present. And when it does, I'll be watching. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Gossip Girl here, welcoming you to the new year, when Manhattenites, who flew south for the sun, return to their Park Avenue perches. Which means I have a lot of catching up to do. Word is, Serena van der Woodsen tangoed in the new year in the plazas of Buenos Aires. Guess that means Lonely Boy was all alone when the clock tolled twelve. And what of Little J? Rumor is she's trading runways for hallways. So long high fashion, hello high school.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Gossip Girl: [voice-over] One thing about being on the top of the world, it gives you a long, long way to fall.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Pop quiz: What do you get when you cross Chuck Bass, a billion dollars and Bart cold in the ground?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted at Victrola: Lonely Boy and Chuck Bass having heart to heart. What or who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - O Brother, Where Bart Thou? Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted: Chuck Bass leaving his father's funeral and Blair Waldorf shedding tears for the dearly departed.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - O Brother, Where Bart Thou? Gossip Girl: [voice-over] More towers than Trump, more bucks than Bloomberg. Bart Bass definitely made his mark on Manhattan. The passing of a public figure can shake a whole town, but the real story is always the one happening in private away from the headlines at home.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Bonfire of the Vanity Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Poor little orphan Jenny, looks like she needs a Daddy Warbucks, but Daddy Warbucks don't grow on trees. At least on a tree that grows in Brooklyn.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - There Might Be Blood Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Looks like it's bros before hoes for little J. Who knew when her loyalty kicked in Nate would be kicked out.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - There Might Be Blood Gossip Girl: [voice-over] It seems the saying's true, like mother like daughter - or is it the other way around?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - There Might Be Blood Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Rumor has it that lady B's been outfoxed by a young fox.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Pret-A-Poor-J Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted: Upper East Side beauty laying down the gauntlet for her favorite beast, but be careful princess, it's gonna take more than a leg to get this prince to ravish you.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Pret-A-Poor-J Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Her knight in shining Armani.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Pret-A-Poor-J Gossip Girl: [voice-over] The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment. In real life the prince goes off with the wrong princess. Gossip Girl: Or the spell wears off and two lovers realize their better off as... well whatever they are.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Chuck In Real Life Gossip Girl: But most times it takes just one person, who is truly afraid to show what they feel, getting an opportunity they never thought possible.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Chuck In Real Life Gossip Girl: Poor Chuck Bass, you made your bet, now you have to lie on it.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Chuck In Real Life Gossip Girl: Careful B, one thing about making a deal with the devil - he always comes to collect.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Chuck In Real Life Gossip Girl: This just in: Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass placing a wager on the take down of Lonely Boy's BFF. [pause] We think we've heard this story before and we're pretty sure it ended up with everyone dead.

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