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Character Bio
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey. His best friend is Vanessa Abrams, whom he had feelings for a year prior to the pilot episode of Gossip Girl. Dan is a poet and attends the St. Jude's School for boys. He has longed for Serena van der Woodsen since a party when they were fifteen, and she was the only person who was nice to him. He has somewhat of a disgust for Serena’s best friend, Blair Waldorf; though, he seems to have warmed up to her given their heart-to-heart in "Bad News Blair". Dan and his family reside in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and he wishes to attend Yale College.
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Dan Humphrey Quotes
 | Season 6 / Episode 8: - It's Really Complicated Rufus Humphrey: They kicked you out too, didn't they? I saw your piece on Serena. You let me off easy by comparison. Dan Humphrey: All I did was tell the truth. Rufus Humphrey: "Your" truth. Everybody has a version... a way of delivering it. It wouldn't have been my choice. Dan Humphrey: Well, maybe that's why Lily doesn't respect you. Why she chose Bart Bass over you. Her money over you. Rufus Humphrey: So is this how you become Bart Bass? You become just as cold, devious and evil as those Upper East Siders? Dan Humphrey: I did what I had to do. Tonight, for the first time in my life, those rich people weren't looking "down" on me. They may have hated me. But I was one of them. Jenny, Vanessa, among others were right. In order to stand up to, face and defeat evil people, you have to become evil. Rufus Humphrey: Congratulations... I guess. So now that you've achieved that, you can come back to Brooklyn. Dan Humphrey: What I want isn't in Brooklyn. I'm only staying with you for now because we're still family. I have a plan. I've always had a plan this whole time... and it's working. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 3: - Dirty Rotten Scandals Nate Archibald: Why the hell do my advertisers think that Vanity Fair is publishing the rest of your serial? Dan Humphrey: Because they are. Nate Archibald: Dan, we had a deal. Dan Humphrey: A handshake is hardly a deal. Nate Archibald: [incredulous] Oh my God! I think I'm gonna hit you. Dan Humphrey: I told you just last week that it was a bad idea to mix business and friendship. You wanted me to go to Rufus before publishing. And today when he threatned a lawsuit, you freaked out. Nate Archibald: I was trying to protect my newspaper. Dan Humphrey: What do you want me to say? Vanity Fair is the big time. The more readers I have, the more power I have. It's that simple. Nate Archibald: I thought we were in this together. Dan Humphrey: We were. But something better came along. Nate Archibald: Okay, now I know I'm going to hit you! Dan Humphrey: In this public place with witnesses around? Come on, Nate! You know that you and all your other friends would have done the exact same thing in my position. Nate Archibald: You know what? Don't bother coming back to the Empire Hotel! Find another place to stay. Dan Humphrey: I thought you might say that. |
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