Blair Waldorf

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Blair Waldorf Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Chuck Bass: I was a coward running away again. But everywhere I went, you caught up with me, so I had to come back. Blair Waldorf: I want to believe you, but I can't. You've hurt me too many times. Chuck Bass: You can believe me this time. Blair Waldorf: That's it? Chuck Bass: I love you, too. Blair Waldorf: [They kiss then Blair breaks it off] But can you say it twice? Chuck Bass: [Kisses] I love you. [Kisses again] I love three. [Kisses] I love you four.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Blair Waldorf: We need to talk. Chuck Bass: I prefer to talk after.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - The Goodbye Gossip Girl Blair Waldorf: Gossip Girl can be right about all she wants but I wont let her be right about me, I will not be weak any more. You can't run, you have to stay here and hear it this time. Chuck Bass I love you. I love so much it consumes me. I love you, I know you love me too. Tell me you love me and everything we've done all the gossip and lies and the hurt would have been for something. Tell me it was for something.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Serena van der Woodsen: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but you are going to Yale. You got in. In early admission. Blair Waldorf: What? Dan Humphrey: How do you know that? Serena van der Woodsen: Because I declined my acceptance. You're next in line. They're gonna call you in a couple of hours. Dan Humphrey: Whoa. You got in. Blair Waldorf: You're the Constance student? [Turns to minions] Cancel the Nelly Yuki project now!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: Put that puppy down, Dorota. Dorota: What happened, Miss Blair? Blair Waldorf: It's what's going to happen that you should be worried about. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Not all beginnings are cause for celebration. A lot of bad things begin: fights, flu season, and the worst thing of all... Dorota: Uh-oh. Is it war? Blair Waldorf: Yes. But this one will be different. I need to wait for my moment, and then I'm going black-ops. Off the radar. No accountability. This war I'm gonna win. Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Wanna be starting something. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: Witch hunts are my Valium, Serena. I'm just trying to stay calm.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Roman: [to Blair] It's all the color of Yale. You see? Blair Waldorf: That's just what I need to perk me up. I couldn't sleep a wink. Roman: We know. We heard you watching "Gilmore Girls" all night, again. Blair Waldorf: Oh, I am so better fit for Yale than this Rory.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: [on the phone with Serena] What are you doing? Serena van der Woodsen: I'm just reading the Brown catalog. Oh and I ordered a home dreadlocking kit. Want to meet up later? Blair Waldorf: Definitely. Maybe we can get a jump-start on your veganism.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Blair Waldorf: [to Miss Carr about her assignment] This is a B. Rachel Carr: Yes, it is. Blair Waldorf: You're new here, so you don't know how it works. Rachel Carr: I have a feeling you're about to explain. Blair Waldorf: Second semester seniors get a free pass, like pregnant ladies or 14-year-old Chinese gymnasts. Constance wants their students to get into the best colleges. That's why this free pass exists. The headmistress, if she knew about this grade, she'd rap you on the wrist. Rachel Carr: Maybe in time, I'll get in trouble for not inflating grades like everyone else, Miss Waldorf, but until then, I'll give them based on merit.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - You’ve Got Yale! Headmistress Queller: [to Blair] When I spoke to Dean Barrowby this morning, he assured me that if the student they've accepted turns them down, you are next in line. Blair Waldorf: Dan Humphrey. He's like a cafeteria lady who won the lottery. You couldn't pry that acceptance from his hands with the jaws of life. Headmistress Queller: I wasn't speaking about Mr. Humphrey.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Chuck Bass: I'm sorry. I screwed up. Blair Waldorf: It's too late, Chuck. I stood by you through all of this but I can't watch you self-destruct any longer.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Blair Waldorf: It's so hard finding obedient minions.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Jack Bass: Chuck, this letter represents your dad's final words. Blair Waldorf: Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it! Nate Archibald: Yeah, aren't you curious to know what it says? Chuck Bass: I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son, I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?"
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Blair Waldorf: [to Serena] Apparently, Gossip Girl is looking for evidence that Dan's cheating on you. Not that anyone else would ever want Dan Humphrey. No offense.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Serena van der Woodsen: [reads Gossip Girl on Blair's phone] Nothing yet on Lonely Boy though we did find out he brown-bags it for lunch and today's plat du jour, a tuna sandwich. Disgusting but not enough for a conviction. Keep digging, kiddies. Blair Waldorf: Tuna fish? Why does he make it so hard for himself?
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Gone with the Will Blair Waldorf: [to Chuck] I believed in you. Your father believed in you. You're the only one that didn't. All I wanted to do is just be there but today when you called me your wife, made it sound like the ugliest word in the world.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Blair Waldorf: You idiot! You don't surprise someone standing off the edge of a building!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Chuck Bass: No one cares. Blair Waldorf: I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please. Chuck Bass: I'm sorry.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Blair Waldorf: I'm not abandoning Chuck. I'm just saving myself.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Serena van der Woodsen: [to Blair] B, is everything okay? I came as fast as I could. Blair Waldorf: Fine, false alarm. Serena van der Woodsen: Wait, what happened? Blair Waldorf: Chuck. He's holed up at Victrola in some Jim Morrison downward spiral, sad in a way. Luckily it's not my concern.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Serena van der Woodsen: [to Blair] Hey, did Jack find Chuck? Blair Waldorf: Yeah, what was left of him. I'm surprised they made it through Customs. Chuck's body odor could have given a contact high to half of Manhattan.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Blair Waldorf: Chuck, stop. All this doesn't help. It isn't you. Chuck Bass: Wrong. Bart may have been a bastard, but he saw me better than anyone. Simply living up to my potential. It's time to let go of your fantasies.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Chuck Bass: [shouts] I'm Chuck Bass! [pauses] No one cares. Blair Waldorf: I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere, I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do that to me. [reaches to Chuck] Please!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Blair Waldorf: Hey, Eric, have you seen Chuck? Eric van der Woodsen: A while ago, he said something about wanting to take a view from above. Jack Bass: He probably meant upstairs. Blair Waldorf: Clearly you don't know Chuck. He has a thing for the rooftops.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Serena van der Woodsen: [to Blair] He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone. Blair Waldorf: Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - In the Realm of the Basses Jack Bass: Blair, you came to greet us. Blair Waldorf: Not you, Chuck. You said you found him. Jack Bass: In Bangkok. He was staying at our hotel there. You hear the term "den of iniquity", but until you really see one... Blair Waldorf: Do you have him or not?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - O Brother, Where Bart Thou? Blair Waldorf: Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - O Brother, Where Bart Thou? Blair Waldorf: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you. Chuck Bass: We've talked about this. You are not my girlfriend. Blair Waldorf: But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything. Chuck Bass: And why would you do that. Blair Waldorf: Because I love you. Chuck Bass: Well, that's too bad.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - O Brother, Where Bart Thou? Cyrus Rose: [to Blair] I just hope you know how happy I am, not just to be with your mother, but to have you, family. I love you very, very much. Blair Waldorf: [crying] I told Chuck I love him. Cyrus Rose: Really? That's wonderful. Blair Waldorf: No, it's not, it's horrible. I thought that if I could finally say it that everything would change, but he is just as selfish and solace as ever. Only a masochist could ever love such as narcissist. Help me. [hugs Cyrus] Cyrus Rose: You don't need help. He just needs time. Blair Waldorf: Wait. [hugs Cyrus again] Not enough.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - O Brother, Where Bart Thou? Nate Archibald: [to Blair] You're really sweet with him. Blair Waldorf: Me? Sweet? No! Nate Archibald: But you are. I mean, worrying about him, offering him food, it's downright maternal. Blair Waldorf: I'm not maternal. I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish.

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