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	Season 1 / Episode 44: - For Pete's Sake Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: [reading the letter] I'm going to get you. Get me? Must be some kind of joke, who'd want to get me? Ha... only every person I ever sold a car to! [rushes to the phone] Hello? Get me the police!
	Season 1 / Episode 44: - For Pete's Sake Police Officer: Don't worry about it, Pete, 99 times out of 100 it's nothing. Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: Whew, that's what I figured. Police Officer: Then again there's that 100th time. Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: There is? Police Officer: Reminds me of my first case. He was a used car salesman. Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: Like me? Police Officer: Oh no, he was dishonest, deceitful, cheated everybody, nothing like you.
	Season 1 / Episode 44: - For Pete's Sake Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: There's a guy been standing on our front yard for an hour now. Peg Pete: That's a lawn jockey!
	Season 1 / Episode 44: - For Pete's Sake Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: Been dying to check out this part of town too, don't mean that literally though!
	Season 1 / Episode 44: - For Pete's Sake Police Officer: He received a letter like this, then strange things started happening. He heard squeaky footsteps wherever he went. He saw suspicious shadows on the wall. Felt the presence of eyes always watching him. Then one day, poof, he disappeared. Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: Poof? Police Officer: Poof, here's his picture when I found him 10 years later. Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: [cringing] Oh no, it's it's awful! Police Officer: Oh sorry, that's a picture of a bowl of chili. Here's his picture... Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: This is just another bowl of chili. Police Officer: No, that's him. Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.: [squirms] Who would do such a thing? Police Officer: Often someone close to the victim. A wife, son, daughter, uncle, busboy, foreign diplomat.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Shake, Rattle & Goof Goofy Goof: That music sure is loud! Maximilliam 'Max, Peter "P.J.: WHAT? Goofy Goof: Turn it down! Maximilliam 'Max: It doesn't go any louder!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Slightly Dinghy Maximilliam 'Max: What could be more fun than fishing with you dad? Peter "P.J.: Eating glass! Do you have any idea what fishing with him is like? Not to mention when I turn green and toss three meals a day.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Slightly Dinghy Peter "P.J.: How can my dad's fish finder help us find gold? Maximilliam 'Max: We set it for GOLDfish, Einstein.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Slightly Dinghy Maximilliam 'Max: DAD! PJ says Pete's a better fisherman than you! Peter "Pete: What do you mean lettin' your kid hit my kid just for tellin' the truth?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Midnight Movie Madness Max Goof: [imitating the horror movie preview] Don't send out for pizza because [imitates chainsaw] he's baaack.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Midnight Movie Madness Goofy Goof: Remember how scared you were when you saw the witch in Snow White? You had the hiccups for a week. Peter 'PJ' Pete, Jr.: Snow White? Max Goof: That was a long time ago, Dad, I'm 11 1/2 now. Goofy Goof: Max, you can't even watch Grandma stuff a chicken without getting faint.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Midnight Movie Madness Peter 'PJ' Pete, Jr.: It was just a movie... Peter Pete, Sr.: Just a movie? Didn't you know it was based on a true case? Peter 'PJ' Pete, Jr.: It was? Peter Pete, Sr.: I heard it on the news. They say he came in through the bedroom window. Goodnight now.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Midnight Movie Madness Peg Pete: [Pete hit his head on a tree branch] Is there anything I can get for you? Peter Pete, Sr.: Mommy, can I have a waffle iron for Christmas?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Midnight Movie Madness Goofy Goof: Gotta go to the all night market before it closes.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Axed by Addition Peter 'PJ' Pete, Jr.: Axed by addition, slain by subtraction.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Axed by Addition Peter Pete, Sr.: What was the name of the unknown soldier? How many feathers does Mum Goose have? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Peter 'PJ' Pete, Jr.: I can't even say that.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Axed by Addition Max Goof: Get the answer right and you get a fudgy wudgy bar... mmmmm, your fave... but answer wrong and the yolk's on you.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Axed by Addition Peter 'PJ' Pete, Jr.: We have to go to school! Max Goof: Not if we're sick we don't. Peter 'PJ' Pete, Jr.: Sick? My dad won't let me stay home unless I'm a walking corpse. Max Goof: We can arrange that.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Axed by Addition Peter Pete, Sr.: [after PJ's up all night studying] Toast son? Two slices or three? Peter 'PJ' Pete, Jr.: 2 plus 3 is 5 minus 2 is 3 minus 2 is 1! Peter Pete, Sr.: Okay so you can add, want an egg? [PJ screams] Okay no eggs. Say, don't tell me you want a candy bar for breakfast. [PJ screams and climbs the wall]
	Unknown Episode: Max: What could be more fun than fishing with you dad? PJ: Eating glass! Do you have any idea what fishing with him is like? Not to mention when I turn green and toss three meals a day.
	Unknown Episode: Peg: Pete, this is the LOWEST you've ever stooped! Goofy: You're not bein' fair. Pete: Thanks, Goof. Goofy: Petey's stooped much lower than this!
	Unknown Episode: PJ: How can my dad's fish finder help us find gold? Max: We set it for GOLDfish, Einstein.
	Unknown Episode: Goofy: That music sure is loud! Turn it down! Max: WHAT? It doesn't go any louder!
	Unknown Episode: Max: Think how much speed we could get with a ramp like that! Then we'd... PJ: Kill ourselves?
	Unknown Episode: Pete: I'll give everything back! The tickets, the surfboard, my hula skirt! [pause] Well, maybe not my hula skirt.
	Unknown Episode: Goofy: Hey! That's me! Peg: No, it's not! I'd know that jelly roll anywhere.
	Unknown Episode: Peg: I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips depended on it!
	Unknown Episode: Max: DAD! PJ says Pete's a better fisherman than you! Pete: What do you mean lettin' your kid hit my kid just for tellin' the truth?
	Unknown Episode: Pete: [yelling] PJ! PJ: You bellowed, Dad?
	Unknown Episode: Pete: You boys have some serious grovelin' to do! PJ: [nervously] D-don't kill us, Dad. We swiped it for a good cause.

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