3x04 Change Partners
First Aired: Jan. 22, 1996 on BBC One
Main Characters in this Episode
Ron: Do you know what that guy just told me?
Gary: That I'd undercharged him. On account of that teapot being rarer than wedding tackle on an Action Man.
Ron: That was the gist, yeah.
Gary: [pulling another teapot from under the counter] I've got another twenty of these. They cost me the equivalent of four pounds fifty-seven p. If I charged more than a hundred quid, I couldn't sleep nights.
Gary: Look,no, it's not. You and me are the only two out here except for Ken and Stella. Now jus... Yeah, you're right; it's like Piccadilly Circus. Come on in.
Ron: He's snogging my witch!
Gary: Ron. Ron, no!
Ron: You're not Stella!
Gillian: Meat-eater! [she slaps his face]
Ron: Oh, I don't understand.
Stella: Well, we swapped costumes because mine was too tight. [raising her hand] You idiot!
Ron: No! Don't slap me in the face again! [Stella knees him in the groin]
Reg: Probably time of the month.
Gary: No, I don't think it's that.
Reg: Oh, I think it is; used to get her dad the same.
Gary: No, you mean her mum.
Reg: No, don't think her mum ever did the monthly accounts.
Gary: Night, Reg.