Season 2 » Episode #06 - Never Been Kissed
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Episode Quotes
Kurt Hummel: Hey! I am talking to you!
Dave Karofsky: Girls' locker room is next door.
Kurt Hummel: What is your problem?
Dave Karofsky: Excuse me?
Kurt Hummel: What are you so scared of?
Dave Karofsky: Besides you sneaking in here to peek at my junk?
Kurt Hummel: Oh, yeah, every straight guy's nightmare that all of us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well, guess what, ham hock? You're not my type!
Dave Karofsky: That right?
Kurt Hummel: Yeah, I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are going to be bald by the time they're thirty.
Dave Karofsky: Do not push me, Hummel.
Kurt Hummel: You going to hit me? Do it.
Dave Karofsky: Don't push me!
Kurt Hummel: Hit me, 'cause it's not going to change who I am. You can't punch the gay out of me anymore than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!
Dave Karofsky: I said get out of my face!
Kurt Hummel: You are nothing but a scared little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!
Dave Karofsky: Girls' locker room is next door.
Kurt Hummel: What is your problem?
Dave Karofsky: Excuse me?
Kurt Hummel: What are you so scared of?
Dave Karofsky: Besides you sneaking in here to peek at my junk?
Kurt Hummel: Oh, yeah, every straight guy's nightmare that all of us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well, guess what, ham hock? You're not my type!
Dave Karofsky: That right?
Kurt Hummel: Yeah, I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are going to be bald by the time they're thirty.
Dave Karofsky: Do not push me, Hummel.
Kurt Hummel: You going to hit me? Do it.
Dave Karofsky: Don't push me!
Kurt Hummel: Hit me, 'cause it's not going to change who I am. You can't punch the gay out of me anymore than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!
Dave Karofsky: I said get out of my face!
Kurt Hummel: You are nothing but a scared little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!
Kurt Hummel: What is your problem?
Dave Karofsky: You talking back to me? You want a piece of The Fury?
Kurt Hummel: The Fury?
Dave Karofsky: That's what I named my fist.
Kurt Hummel: Well, with that level of creativity, you could easily become assistant manager at a rendering plant.
Dave Karofsky: I don't know what that is, but if I find out it's bad, The Fury's gonna find you.
Dave Karofsky: You talking back to me? You want a piece of The Fury?
Kurt Hummel: The Fury?
Dave Karofsky: That's what I named my fist.
Kurt Hummel: Well, with that level of creativity, you could easily become assistant manager at a rendering plant.
Dave Karofsky: I don't know what that is, but if I find out it's bad, The Fury's gonna find you.
Blaine: Excuse me?
Dave Karofsky: Hey, lady boys. This your boyfriend, Kurt?
Blaine: Kurt and I would like to talk to you about something.
Dave Karofsky: I gotta go to class.
Blaine: Kurt told me what you did.
Dave Karofsky: Oh yeah? What's that?
Kurt Hummel: You kissed me.
Dave Karofsky: I don't know what you're talking about.
Blaine: It seems you might be a little confused, and that's totally normal. This is a... a very hard thing to come to terms with, and you should just know that you're not alone.
Dave Karofsky: Do not mess with me.
Kurt Hummel: You have to stop this!
Blaine: Well, he's not coming out anytime soon.
[More Quotes]Dave Karofsky: Hey, lady boys. This your boyfriend, Kurt?
Blaine: Kurt and I would like to talk to you about something.
Dave Karofsky: I gotta go to class.
Blaine: Kurt told me what you did.
Dave Karofsky: Oh yeah? What's that?
Kurt Hummel: You kissed me.
Dave Karofsky: I don't know what you're talking about.
Blaine: It seems you might be a little confused, and that's totally normal. This is a... a very hard thing to come to terms with, and you should just know that you're not alone.
Dave Karofsky: Do not mess with me.
Kurt Hummel: You have to stop this!
Blaine: Well, he's not coming out anytime soon.
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (continuity error): When Puck is pushing Artie down the hallway he has ear plugs in his ears, but when he is outside singing with Artie they are gone.
- Goof (continuity error): The girls are in a group sewing their costumes for the boys against girls in class competition. Rachel is sewing with a needle in her left hand pinching it between her thumb and index finger when Noah and Artie enter the room. Rachel yells out, "Spies!" pointing her middle finger at the boys. The next cut the needle has vanished and Rachel is now pointing her index finger at the two boys.
- Goof (crew or equipment visible): During 'Start me up' a camera and cameraman is visible on the left side.
Trivia
- During a rehearsal of "Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer," the girls turned a microphone stand upside down for Lea Michele to sing into. The microphone fell out and hit Michele in the face.



















