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Emma Pillsbury Quotes
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Purple Piano Project Shannon Beiste: What are you gonna do? Will Schuester: Something I should have done a long time ago. If Sue wants to declare war in the arts... then general Schuester is about to launch a counter offensive. Emma Pillsbury: So this is what being turned on feels like. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 18: - Born This Way Emma Pillsbury: Being a ginger has plagued me my entire life. People say that I smell like copper, can get sunburned indoors at night, and according to recent legend I have no soul. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 17: - A Night of Neglect Emma Pillsbury: At what age are you allowed to look back on your life with nothing but regret. Is 32 too young? |
 | Season 2 / Episode 15: - Sexy Emma Pillsbury: Can you please, please not tell Will about this? Holly Holliday: No, of course not. My lips are sealed. Emma Pillsbury: Thank you. Holly Holliday: Just like your legs. Oh. Ha! Kidding! God, that was rude, why did I say that? See, a real doctor would never have said that. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Sexy Emma Pillsbury: Celibacy, ladies... DIG IT! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 9: - Special Education Emma Pillsbury: Let me guess. Finn and Rachel are going to do a ballad, right? Followed by the kids joining in with a classic rock number where Mercedes will belt out the last jaw-dropping note. Will Schuester: Have you been going through my desk? Emma Pillsbury: It's what you always do. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Britney/Brittany Emma Pillsbury: Did you ever notice that Britney Spears only makes great music when she's not chasing down paparazzi? She can't just swallow a grenade and let her talent explode all over the walls. She's gotta reign it in. Just like you do. You're such a great teacher, Will. Now, probably the best in the whole school. So why would you wanna be someone else when that someone you already are is so amazing? Will Schuester: Because the boring someone that I already am wasn't good enough for you. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 15: - The Power of Madonna Sue Sylvester: You wanted to see me? Emma Pillsbury: Um. Yeah. Thank you for coming. Please sit down. Sue Sylvester: No. Emma Pillsbury: Okay. Um. I was just wondering why Madonna was playing everywhere except my office. Sue Sylvester: Well it's simple, Arlene. You don't deserve the power of Madonna. You have none of her self confidence, her power over her body, or her sexual magnetism. Simply put, you have all the sensuality of one of those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate. I had your intercom disconnected. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 13: - Sectionals Emma Pillsbury: We've got a problem. They're doing all of our numbers. The kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself in to the wall and I think Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 12: - Mattress Emma Pillsbury: Oh, my gosh. Sue? Did someone finally punch you? Sue Sylvester: Edie, William. You. Every year when the photos for the Thunderclap come around I always elect to have a little work done. This year I got myself a bit of an eye lift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using 'em. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Ballad Emma Pillsbury: If we had to rank crush-worthy teachers at this school, you'd be number one with a bullet. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Rhodes Not Taken Emma Pillsbury: [after stopping Kurt in the hall] Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol. Kurt Hummel: [Watching Emma drunkenly] Oh Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy... [Bends down and throws up on Emma's shoes] |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Rhodes Not Taken Emma Pillsbury: Kurt? I know my solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol... Kurt Hummel: [Kurt is drunk] Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. [suddenly throws up on Emma's feet] |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Rhodes Not Taken Emma Pillsbury: Kurt? I'm a woman who knows her solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol. Kurt Hummel: Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Rhodes Not Taken Emma Pillsbury: Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol. Kurt Hummel: Oh, Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Acafellas Emma Pillsbury: They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Look at John Stamos. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Showmance Emma Pillsbury: [hears Rachel throwing up] Rachel, did you just throw up? Rachel Berry: [defensively] No. Emma Pillsbury: You missed the toilet. Rachel Berry: The girl who was throwing up before me left that. I tried, but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex. Emma Pillsbury: One day when you're older, that'll turn out to be a gift. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Showmance Rachel Berry: [Emma had just caught her trying to throw up] I tried, but I guess I don't have a gag reflex. Emma Pillsbury: When you get older, that will turn out to be a gift. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Emma Pillsbury: Do you know who that is? That's you, Will. That's you happier than I've ever seen you. Will Schuester: That was the greatest moment of my life. Emma Pillsbury: Why? Will Schuester: Because I loved what I was doing. I knew before we were half-way through with it, I remember that we were gonna win. And being a part of that, in that moment, I knew who I was in the world. And the only time I felt that way since then was when Terrie told me I was gonna be a father. Will Schuester: No, no. I need to provide for my family. Emma Pillsbury: But provide what exactly? The understanding that money is the most important thing - or the idea that the only life worth living is one that you're really passionate about, Will? |
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