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Characters: #4 of 9 (Full List)
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 | Season 4 / Episode 1: - Some Enchanted Evening Toni Childs: [About Todd] That little leprechaun makes me sick! I'm divorcing his magically delicious ass! |
| Unknown Episode: Dr. Todd Garrett: You paid $500 for shoes! Toni Childs: Boots, Todd. I'm not an idiot. |
| Unknown Episode: Joan Clayton: My mother always said, "When love runs out on you, God sends you love's equivalent... or better." Toni Childs: I thought she said, "When you run out of love's lubricant, use butter." Joan Clayton: What? Toni Childs: What? Your momma does mumble. And we both know she's a freak. |
| Unknown Episode: Toni Childs: [on converting to Judaism] I'm already on standby for heaven as it is. I'm not straying from the path I've chosen. |
| Unknown Episode: Maya Wilkes: Thanks for watching my little man, Toni. Toni Childs: No problem. Jamal is a very wise young man. Maya Wilkes: For the last time Toni, his name is Jabari. Toni Childs: But he looks like a Jamal. |
| Unknown Episode: Toni Childs: [referring to Maya's son Jabari] I'm waiting, Ju ju bee. |
| Unknown Episode: Toni Childs: [referring to Maya's son Jabari] We all love Gymboree. |
| Unknown Episode: Toni Childs: Where's my phone sheet? Shelby Girard: On your zip disk. Toni Childs: Nuh-uh, I don't zip-a-dee-do that. I want my phone sheet on paper. Shelby Girard: Has Enron taught you nothing? |
| Unknown Episode: Toni Childs: Shelby, I want my employees to show some initiative, but only when I tell them too. |
| Unknown Episode: Maya Wilkes: [recounting story of Jabari as a newborn] Let's just say LA Transit gets a bad rap. Because they do return lost items. Toni Childs: You left Jingle-Jangle on the bus? Maya Wilkes: No! I left Jingle-Jangle at the bus stop. |
| Unknown Episode: Toni Childs: Maya, how'd you get so smart? Maya Wilkes: Oh, girl, I'm an authoress. I gots to know stuff. Toni Childs: I guess you don't "gots" to know grammar. Maya Wilkes: At least I didn't miss my baby's first doctor's appointment! Toni Childs: At least I didn't leave my baby on the bus! Maya Wilkes: Bus *stop*! Get it right, bitch. |
| Unknown Episode: Toni Childs: Hey, Jolly Rancher Jabari Wilkes: It's *Jabari*! Toni Childs: Why is he yelling at me in gibberish? |
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