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Gimme a Break!

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02x10 - Nell Goes Door to Door Season 2 / Episode 10: - Nell Goes Door to Door

Officer Ralph Simpson: Nell, I really love these hors devours, especially the meatballs.
Nell: Well, we are what we eat.
02x04 - Grandpa's Visit Season 2 / Episode 4: - Grandpa's Visit

Chief: You can stay in Nell's room.
Grandpa Stanley Kanisky: I can't sleep in Nell's bed, she might roll over on top of me.
02x04 - Grandpa's Visit Season 2 / Episode 4: - Grandpa's Visit

Chief: It's time you and I had a father/ son talk.
Grandpa Stanley Kanisky: You already have three children, Carl, there's nothing left for me to tell you.
02x02 - Brother Ed and the Hooker Season 2 / Episode 2: - Brother Ed and the Hooker

Grandpa Stanley Kanisky: Everybody leaving? Oh, I must have dozed off in the john and missed dinner.
02x02 - Brother Ed and the Hooker Season 2 / Episode 2: - Brother Ed and the Hooker

Maxine: I used to be a hooker.
Grandpa Stanley Kanisky: You worked in a rug factory.
Maxine: No Mr. Kanisky, I used to be a prostitute.
Grandpa Stanley Kanisky: I always wanted Carl to take up the trade.
Chief: I don't think you heard her right.
02x02 - Brother Ed and the Hooker Season 2 / Episode 2: - Brother Ed and the Hooker

Chief: Look Nell, I gotta protect my little brother. I've always taken him under my wing.
Nell: Chief, the only wing your little brother can fit under is on a 747.
01x02 - A Good Man is Hard to Find Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Good Man is Hard to Find

Bob: Angie, you are too much! Can I order you something? Have you ever had a Black Russian?
Angie: No, but I once spent the weekend with a one-legged Mexican.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Katie: Dad, it's hard for Nell to stick to her diet when you're stuffing your face like that.
Chief: I'm not stuffing.
Nell: Right. He's eating for two in case he gets pregnant.
Chief: See what happens? You take away their trough and they get vicious?
Nell: It's no problem. I'm eating clean, lean, and healthy. After all, you are what you eat. Another helping of jackass, Chief?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Samantha: What's a cliché?
Nell: [serving breakfast] A black woman serving pancakes to a white kid.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Chief: Joey, this is your brother Matt.
Nell: He said that he always wanted a dog.


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