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	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Bon Voyage Lorelai Gilmore: Hey. Luke Danes: Hey. Lorelai Gilmore: Thank you. Luke Danes: Aw, it's no big deal. Lorelai Gilmore: Luke... Luke Danes: I just like to see you happy. [They kiss, finally]
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Bon Voyage Lorelai Gilmore: I'll get you a thermos, that says "World's Greatest Reporter," to match your cap. Rory Gilmore: Oh yeah, about that, I meant to tell you, that I left that cap at home. Lorelai Gilmore: What? Rory Gilmore: Well, it wasn't very flattering. Lorelai Gilmore: Well, how will people know you're the world's greatest reporter? Rory Gilmore: I don't know. Lorelai Gilmore: I guess they'll just have to read your stuff. Rory Gilmore: I guess so.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Bon Voyage Lorelai Gilmore: ...Do they make flasks for hot beverages? Rory Gilmore: Yeah, it's called a Thermos.
	Season 7 / Episode 21: - Unto The Breach Liz Danes: [Luke chooses earrings, made by Liz, as a graduation present for Rory] All right. This is on me. Luke Danes: Oh, what? No, no, no, come on. Liz Danes: After everything you've done for me? Luke Danes: I'm not gonna not pay! Liz Danes: After everything T.J.'s put you through? Luke Danes: That's very nice of you.
	Season 7 / Episode 19: - It's Just Like Riding a Bike Rory: Hey, hey, you got into Stanford! [Doyle and Rory start cheering] Paris: Okay, enough of the hysterics. I have a big decision to make ,and all of this hooting and hollering is not exactly helping matters!
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Hay Bale Maze Michel Gerard: Whatever. Sookie St. James: Michel, people stopped saying "whatever" like two years ago. Michel Gerard: Whatever. I'm outie 5000.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Hay Bale Maze Rory Gilmore: A trench coat would be too All the President's Men but my blue coat would be too His Girl Friday. I don't know!
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - Gilmore Girls Only Emily: He's just become a pain in the you-know-what. Lorelai: Nose? Ear? Emily: Would it really please you to hear me say ass ? Lorelai: You know, I wasn't sure. But yes, it would!
	Season 7 / Episode 16: - Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? Mrs. Kim: Better I watch my daughter writhe in pain? Lane Kim: I wasn't writhing! Lorelai, tell her I wasn't writhing. Lorelai Gilmore: You know, does it really matter who was or wasn't writhing?
	Season 7 / Episode 14: - Farewell, My Pet Lorelai: [while crying] [to Chris] I need you to know that you're the man that I want to want.
	Season 7 / Episode 14: - Farewell, My Pet Lorelai: Hi. Christopher: Hey. How was the funeral? Lorelai: Sad. It's not just Luke. Christopher: Lor... Lorelai: I mean, you were right. There are feelings there. Because, when that ended I just jumped. Christopher: I pushed you. Lorelai: I jumped. But if that's all there was, if that's all it was, we could fix it, you know, with time. Christopher: But it's not. Lorelai: You've always been this possibility for me. This wonderful possibility. But it's just not right. And I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Christopher: Yeah. I guess I should have known, huh? It took me twenty years to get you to say yes. Lorelai: I need you to know that you're the man I want to want. Christopher: I know. Lorelai: You have no idea how badly I wish... Christopher: I do. I do know. I do.
	Season 7 / Episode 13: - I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia Emily Gilmore: Some overused sayings are true, like children should be seen and not heard. Lorelai Gilmore: Mother knows best. Emily Gilmore: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
	Season 7 / Episode 11: - Santa's Secret Stuff Lorelai: My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, 'Casablanca' is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants! Rory: Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants?
	Season 7 / Episode 11: - Santa's Secret Stuff Christopher: I'm in a forest of crazy!
	Season 7 / Episode 11: - Santa's Secret Stuff Lorelai: I'm writing a letter I can't write a letter why can't I write a letter I'm wearing a green dress I wish I was wearing my blue dress my blue dress is at the cleaners the Germans wore grey you wore blue Casablanca Casablanca such a good movie Casablanca The White House Bush why don't I drive a hybrid car I should really drive a hybrid car I should really take my bicycle to work bicycle unicycle unitard honky tonk rattlesnake monkey monkey underpants.
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - Merry Fisticuffs Lorelai: What about instead of La Boheme, we took our inspiration from Rent: East Village, 1985, rickety tables, chipped glassware...
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - Merry Fisticuffs Luke Danes: I don't want this to be ugly, I just want what's fair. Lawyer: Custody battles get ugly, Luke, and they're not about what's fair.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Go, Bulldogs! Christopher Hayden: Thought our stomachs should start adjusting to French cuisine so I got us croisants and cafe au lait Lorelai Gilmore: I thought cafe au lait was Spanish Christopher Hayden: No it's French for coffee and milk, leit is milk Lorelai Gilmore: Really? I thought it was cafe ole! Like 'coffee, alright!'
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Go, Bulldogs! Emily Gilmore: A grandparent is a type of parent. Lorelai Gilmore: No, it's not. Emily Gilmore: A grand piano is a type of piano, is it not?
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Go, Bulldogs! Christopher Hayden: Apparently the crème brûlée is to die for. Rory Gilmore: Since when do you say 'to die for'? Lorelai Gilmore: Since he got addicted to Project Runway. Christopher Hayden: Make it work!
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Great Stink Lorelai: Bring Bring. Hi Rory, how are you? Rory: Oh Logan's in town Lorelai: Oh my goodness, that's wonderful Rory: We're farming rutabagas Lorelai: Oh! You're a filthy child. I will disown you. Bringing your father to dinner. Pickles, Pickles, Pickles, smell, pickle train conducting.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Great Stink Rory: Hey, what's going on? Lorelai: Well, Stars Hollow smells like pickles... Rory: Pickles? Lorelai: Pickles Rory: Pickles pickles? Lorelai: Pickles
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - 'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous Luke Danes: Don't worry. Anna Nardini: I'm not worried... Okay, maybe a little.
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - 'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous Anna Nardini: I hate to have to rush, but I actually have to rush.
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - 'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous Lorelai: [in disbelief] We have to go. We have to pick up my mother. From jail. Christopher: [laughs] Your mother's in jail? Lorelai: Ohhhh, this night keeps getting better and better.
	Season 7 / Episode 3: - Lorelai's First Cotillion Rory Gilmore: Hey you're gonna wow em at your cotillion. Beverly: Did you ever attend a cotillion? Rory Gilmore: No, I haven't actually, but I had a coming out party. Lorelai Gilmore: And I totally supported her decision, she shouldn't have to hide her love for women.
	Season 7 / Episode 3: - Lorelai's First Cotillion Emily Gilmore: [to Lorelai, after she bad mouths the cotillion] And how would you know? [to Beverly] Lorelai never actually attended a cotillion Lorelai Gilmore: You don't have to jump off the empire state building to know it's gonna hurt
	Season 7 / Episode 2: - That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee Zack: [after coming back from a miserable honeymoon in Mexico] I found out I'm not morally opposed to killing. I just don't have the guts.
	Season 7 / Episode 2: - That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee Rory: [Rory finds Lane laying against her bed, still recovering from her Mexican honeymoonn fiasco] Lane? Are you okay? Did the doctor say you have a parasite? Lane: In a manner of speaking. [sighs] I'm pregnant. Rory: You only did it one time, and - wow! - a baby! Lane: That's what ya get, folks, for makin' whoopee!
	Season 7 / Episode 2: - That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee Lorelai: [Rory shows Lorelai her massive stack of materials for her cancelled Asia trip] Wow! Were you planning on visiting Asia, or invading it?

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