Thurston Howell III

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Jim Backus
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Thurston Howell III Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 32: - Meet the Meteor Mary Ann Summers: [Gilligan is standing guard outside a hut where the Professor and the Skipper are assembling a geiger counter] Is everyone ready for the Christmas party? Ginger Grant: Christmas party? You mean birthday party! Lovey Howell: Anniversary party! Thurston Howell III: Young man, what do you have to say for yourself? Gilligan: Just one word. [turns and opens door of hut] Gilligan: HELP! [Skipper and Professor fall over in surprise, ruining progress on assembling the Geiger counter]
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Erika Tiffany Smith to the Rescue Mary Ann Summers: Mister Howell, I don't even think she saw me. Thurston Howell III: Well of course not, she has something in her eye - a man.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Castaways Pictures Presents Thurston Howell III: I'd walk out on that picture even on an airplane.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Roy Hinkley: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule. Thurston Howell III: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!
	Unknown Episode: Professor Roy Hinkley: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule. Thurston Howell III: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!
	Unknown Episode: Professor Roy Hinkley: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule. Thurston Howell III: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!
	Unknown Episode: Professor Roy Hinkley: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule. Thurston Howell III: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: The 'Wizard of Wall Street' strikes again!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: The 'Wizard of Wall Street' strikes again!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: The 'Wizard of Wall Street' strikes again!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: The 'Wizard of Wall Street' strikes again!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: Your Honor, will you get another gavel? Professor Roy Hinkley: Why? Thurston Howell III: That one's squirting milk all over me. Skipper Jonas Grumby: Ginger's very damaging to us. Gilligan: Yeah, her testimony. Skipper Jonas Grumby: No, her legs. Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder. Professor Roy Hinkley: Murder? Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: Your Honor, will you get another gavel? Professor Roy Hinkley: Why? Thurston Howell III: That one's squirting milk all over me. Skipper Jonas Grumby: Ginger's very damaging to us. Gilligan: Yeah, her testimony. Skipper Jonas Grumby: No, her legs. Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder. Professor Roy Hinkley: Murder? Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: Your Honor, will you get another gavel? Professor Roy Hinkley: Why? Thurston Howell III: That one's squirting milk all over me. Skipper Jonas Grumby: Ginger's very damaging to us. Gilligan: Yeah, her testimony. Skipper Jonas Grumby: No, her legs. Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder. Professor Roy Hinkley: Murder? Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: Your Honor, will you get another gavel? Professor Roy Hinkley: Why? Thurston Howell III: That one's squirting milk all over me. Skipper Jonas Grumby: Ginger's very damaging to us. Gilligan: Yeah, her testimony. Skipper Jonas Grumby: No, her legs. Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder. Professor Roy Hinkley: Murder? Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: What is this slop? Skipper Jonas Grumby: It's Gilligan's own creation, Mr. Howell, It's coconut pot pie.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: What is this slop? Skipper Jonas Grumby: It's Gilligan's own creation, Mr. Howell, It's coconut pot pie.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: What is this slop? Skipper Jonas Grumby: It's Gilligan's own creation, Mr. Howell, It's coconut pot pie.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: What is this slop? Skipper Jonas Grumby: It's Gilligan's own creation, Mr. Howell, It's coconut pot pie.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: You goofed, didn't you? Robot: I am not programmed for that information. Thurston Howell III: I wonder what next year's models are gonna look like. Robot: I am not... Thurston Howell III: Oh shut up!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: You goofed, didn't you? Robot: I am not programmed for that information. Thurston Howell III: I wonder what next year's models are gonna look like. Robot: I am not... Thurston Howell III: Oh shut up!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: You goofed, didn't you? Robot: I am not programmed for that information. Thurston Howell III: I wonder what next year's models are gonna look like. Robot: I am not... Thurston Howell III: Oh shut up!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: You goofed, didn't you? Robot: I am not programmed for that information. Thurston Howell III: I wonder what next year's models are gonna look like. Robot: I am not... Thurston Howell III: Oh shut up!
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: [pretending he's a Chief Headhunter] Moolah, moolah, moolah.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: [pretending he's a Chief Headhunter] Moolah, moolah, moolah.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: [pretending he's a Chief Headhunter] Moolah, moolah, moolah.
	Unknown Episode: Thurston Howell III: [pretending he's a Chief Headhunter] Moolah, moolah, moolah.

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