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	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Gidget Gadget Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [on the phone having just given the correct answer to the contest question] Joy unconfined! A free dance lesson. Mark Hillman: That's right, absolutely free. Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: How can you say that to a girl with a wooden leg? [hangs up phone]
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Gidget Gadget Anne Cooper: What's it called when you use a hammer on your own sister? John Cooper: Justifiable homicide.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Daddy Come Home Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [narrating sarcastically] I simply adore being referred to in the third person, especially when I'm standing there in the first person.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Daddy Come Home Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [narrating when Russell refers to her as a little girl] Every time he lops 10 years off my age, I add 15 to his.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Daddy Come Home Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [to Russell about the girl he's going to go on a date with] Well, I mean, if you work around food, shouldn't you look like you eat it once in a while?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Daddy Come Home Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [to Anne about John] See? What'd I tell you? He didn't marry you for love. He married you for research.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Daddy Come Home Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Maternal? Ugh, all of a sudden, that turns out to be the ickiest word in the English language.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Great Kahuna Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: How can you win? You thump your way up to the top of the biggest mountain and ipso cripso, there's a bigger one laughing in your face. But still, I think I agree with Plato. Life is a gas.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Great Kahuna Larue: That was a dinghy move. Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: He remembered my name! Larue: What'd he say? Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: He said, "Thanks, Gidget." Larue: It doesn't rock me. But it's polite. Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Oh, very. And he wants to see me again in ten minutes. Larue: Ten minutes! Now that's something else. What do you suppose for? Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: To pick up the empty bottle.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Great Kahuna Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [narrating] And suddenly I knew how fabulous the world looks when you're floating in outer space.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Great Kahuna Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Hi, John. What's new in Kooksburg?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Great Kahuna John Cooper: Just answer yes or no. Does it ever happen that your mouth goes suddenly very dry, then just as suddenly very moist and then dry again? Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Yes. John Cooper: On what occasions? Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: That's two questions. John Cooper: Please! I must have an answer. When does this happen? Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Whenever I have graham crackers and a glass of milk.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Great Kahuna Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Holy minestrone!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In God, and Nobody Else, We Trust Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [on the phone] Hello, operator. Would you please ring this number? It must be out of order. [pause] Because I haven't had a call in over a week. Not even a decent wrong number.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In God, and Nobody Else, We Trust Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [to Russell] I'm very open about Jeff. All I do is talk about Jeff and how much implicit faith and trust we have in each other. I let the fellas know, right off, that I could never be interested in them, so they don't have to waste any time being interested in me.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In God, and Nobody Else, We Trust Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Ergo, if everybody notices them, they're bound to notice me if I'm with one of them. Professor Russell Lawrence: Ergo, absolutely no. Before I'd let you go out with somebody like that, I'd take you myself. Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: You prefer I commit instant social suicide? Go with my father? In this day and age?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In God, and Nobody Else, We Trust John Cooper: What do you want me to do? Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Well, first you have to learn how to mumble. There's a certain way to walk and dress. Then I'll have to introduce you to the Monkey, the Jerk, and the Dog. John Cooper: Fine, fine. I want to meet all your friends. Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Those are dances.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [narrating] I am happy to report that falling in love was as easy and natural as learning how to surf.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [narrating] The moment we met, we knew we were meant for each other. Jeff: Get lost.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [narrating] I'll never forget the first time he told me he loved me. Jeff: Hey, what was your name again? Jeff: You know somethin'? You are kinda cute.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Anne Cooper: Dad. You're being entirely too permissive with Gidget. John Cooper: She's right, Russ. Permissiveness is out. Strong discipline is in. Professor Russell Lawrence: Okay. How about disciplining yourself to pay me $3.75?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [to Russell about Anne and John] It's a good thing they got married. Saves two other people.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [narrating] Meanwhile, to pass the time of day, I decided to make some extra entries in my diary. [reading from diary] "And then, dear diary, I knew I had no choice but to give in, and he kissed me as he's never kissed me before." [thinking of what to write next] And I - And I got goose pimples all over. Blech. And I fainted dead away? Yech. Sank into nothingness. [sinks down to the floor with a smile]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Well, I've learned my lesson. I'm through with Jeff once and for all. Larue: You're through with him? Then what are we doing at the beach? Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: I'm gonna give him a second chance.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al John Cooper: I don't suppose there's anything I could say. Professor Russell Lawrence: John, for the first time, you and I are in complete agreement.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [narrating] I was telling myself to face facts. I was not Sofia Loren. Good grief. Even she would have to think twice about Cornbread.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Now Jeff has me exactly where he wants me. And when I think it was my idea ... Professor Russell Lawrence: Your idea? Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: You don't think Jeff would suggest it? When it comes to things like that, he's not square. He's cube.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dear Diary-Et Al Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Funny thing about life. A few hours ago, I hit the lowest point of my whole absolute existence. And now I'm riding so high, I can't even see Cloud 9 when I look down. John would say that shows a lack of maturity, and I can't argue with him. When you're young, it's not easy to level off and fly right. It's too bad you can't be born with maturity - and then lose it later on when you're old enough not to need it anymore. [gasps] I wonder if thinking about stuff like that means I'm a philosopher. [yawning] Oh, I hope not. Because I'm too tired for all that jazz.
	Unknown Episode: Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Well, look at all these wiggy birds around here.
	Unknown Episode: Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Wait just a dingy minute.

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