G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero - Episode Quotes

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G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 4: - A Real American Hero (4): Duel in the Devil's Cauldron Short-Fuze: Hey, wow. Far out! Steeler: What do you see? Short-Fuze: What do think I see, for Pete's sake? If I say "Wow! Far out!" I must've found it, right?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - A Real American Hero (4): Duel in the Devil's Cauldron Wild Bill: This is wilder than a bronco with a cactus saddle
	Unknown Episode: Scarlett: Hey, why didn't you just yell "Look out!"? Clutch, Duke, Maj. Bludd, Dr. Vandermeer: Didn't you read my green sheet? I'm a man of action.
	Unknown Episode: Breaker, Cobra Commander, Gung-Ho, Steeler: You incompetent steel head! Your bumbling has cost me dearly! Destro, Stalker: Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind! I have MASTERED the device!
	Unknown Episode: Cover Girl: Will he live, Doc? Cobra Officer, Doc, Zap: Vital signs are weak, Cover Girl. But Duke's no ordinary man.
	Unknown Episode: Destro, Stalker: The MASS device is NOT a toy for your amusement!
	Unknown Episode: Cover Girl: Timber, you're my kind of wolf. [pats Timber's head]
	Unknown Episode: Breaker, Cobra Commander, Gung-Ho, Steeler: Eye in sky, going high. Gung-Ho Joe is going low.
	Unknown Episode: Ace: Uh-oh. What we got here is a game of dirty pool. With a capital "D" for Destro! [points to the volcano's side] He's undercutting the lava in the crater! Airborne, Ramar: When that crater wall breaks we could have us one *humongous* blowout!
	Unknown Episode: Breaker: Nobody's perfect. Duke: No. But we do okay.
	Unknown Episode: Clutch: [after seeing Duke's vision of the Cobra Fortress] It looks like the Hotel Dracula!