Ghostwriter Quotes

Ghostwriter

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Attack of the Slime Monster (4) Tina Nguyen: Excuse me, Mr. Slime Monster, Sir... Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: What do you want? Tina Nguyen: Well, I just want to tell you that... no one's laughing at you! Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: I'm sure somebody's laughing SOMEWHERE! Jamal Jenkins: Now, why would somebody laugh? Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: Just look at me. I'm twisted. And gooey. And purple. I'm... HIDEOUS! Gabriella 'Gaby' Fernandez: I don't think so! [to camera] Hey. I'm trying to save my life here. You know what I'm sayin'? Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: You really don't think I'm that hideous? Gabriella 'Gaby' Fernandez: Really! Purple's my favorite color! Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: It's not easy being purple. People call me all kinds of nasty names. Mr. Redplant. Errr... Grapeboy! And worst of all. They always confuse me with that doofy dinosaur! Oh, I feel SO bad! Jamal Jenkins: That's okay, Slimy.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Who is Max Mouse? (3) Janice Hall: [on the computer] Nobody notices Janice. But you can't ignore Max Mouse, can you?
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Who is Max Mouse? (2) Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: [Watches Lenni bake a cake] Can I help? Lenni Frazier: You can seperate the eggs. Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Seperate them from what? Jamal Jenkins: Come on, man. Even I know that!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Am I Blue? (3) Abigail Jefferson: We've had many, many, many lawyers... Jordan Jefferson: And he's had many, many, many more. Abigail Jefferson: So after YEARS of losing in court... Jordan Jefferson: We decided to get our revenge Abigail Jefferson, Jordan Jefferson: The MAKVA way!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Am I Blue? (3) Robert (Rob) Baker: The police are on their way; don't try to escape. Abigail Jefferson: We... Jordan Jefferson: won't... Abigail Jefferson: We promise! We're Abigail Jordan Jefferson: - and Jordan... Abigail Jefferson, Jordan Jefferson: JEFFERSON! [shake Rob and Alex's hands, staining them blue] Robert (Rob) Baker: Ugh... do you always move and talk like this? Abigail Jefferson: Since we were born... Jordan Jefferson: no one would play with us because we were... short! Abigail Jefferson: So we played together Jordan Jefferson: - by making up stories. Abigail Jefferson: What we lack in height... Jordan Jefferson: we make up for in... Abigail Jefferson, Jordan Jefferson: IMAGINATION! Alejandro (Alex) Fernandez: Why'd you guys try and steal Cutsie? Abigail Jefferson: Because we were cheated! Jordan Jefferson: Conned! Abigail Jefferson: Ripped off!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Am I Blue? (2) Gaby Fernandez: I don't want to go to jail. Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Don't worry, you won't. Gaby Fernandez: By the time I get out of jail, I'll be old and mean and have long hairs growing out of my nose! Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Gaby, go to sleep!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Am I Blue? (2) Calvin Ferguson: [Reads his name on the suspect list] "Known creep"! How dare they think I stole Cutsie! Jeffrey Baxter: You stole Alex's casebook. Calvin Ferguson: That's different. I did what any respectable Mokva would do.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Am I Blue? (1) Gaby Fernandez: [Types] I stole the money. I'm bad. Ghostwriter: You're not bad, you made a mistake. Your heart is good. Tell the truth.
	Season 1 / Episode 32: - Building Bridges (2) Jamal Jenkins: Chicken? Moi? All I have to say is, "Yo, Jas! Why not go to the Star Jam with the coolest, hottest, most handsome guy in all of Hurston?" [Jasmine walks up behind Jamal] Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Ahem! Jamal Jenkins: She'll melt right there at my feet. Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Jamal! Jamal Jenkins: What? [Alex points to Jasmine] Jasmine: Even if I was an old stick butter that had been left out of the refrigerator for three whole days, you would NOT be hot enough to melt me, Jamal Jenkins. Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Looks like you blew it, man. [Laughs]
	Season 1 / Episode 31: - Building Bridges (1) Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Great. For all we know we could have ten kids standing on their heads chewing bubble gum!
	Season 1 / Episode 31: - Building Bridges (1) Jamal Jenkins: So what's this really personal question you had to ask me? Rob Baker: Am I a white boy to you? Jamal Jenkins: Yeah Rob Baker: Just a white boy? Jamal Jenkins: Well not "just". You're a good friend, y'know, we hang out together and we're on the same team. But I mean you are white, and you're a boy. [Rob frowns] Well, not a boy, y'know, a guy. Like me. I wouldn't like to be called black boy, even though I am black. [pauses] Actually, I'm brown. And you, you're pink! [Snaps his fingers] That's it, a Pink Guy. [Rob hums] Why'd you ask that question anyway? Rob Baker: This afternoon a Latino kid called me a white boy. Jamal Jenkins: Who? Rob Baker: Doesn't matter. It was like he was cursing me. Have you ever been called black boy like that? Jamal Jenkins: [nods] Other things too. Rob Baker: It was the first time it ever happened to me. Jamal Jenkins: Did this kid know you? Rob Baker: Nu-huh. Jamal Jenkins: Well, my dad says that's why people call other people names. They don't know them. And sometimes, they don't even want to. Or maybe they're scared. Rob Baker: [Shakes hands] Thanks man. Jamal Jenkins: No problem.
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Over a Barrel (4) Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: I'll run up on stage, give an even bigger speech, and tell Mr. Miller what a creep he is! Rob Baker: Yup. That outta scare him.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Over a Barrel (3) Tina Nguyen: I'm scared, Alex. Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: So am I. Tina Nguyen: What if he checks the truck this time? We're going to get caught! Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Well whatever happens to us, at least we're together. [They gaze at each other and then kiss]
	Season 1 / Episode 28: - Over a Barrel (2) Jamal Jenkins: [Jamal is talking to his stuffed animals] Bernie the Bear, meet Melvin the Duck. Grrrrr. Oh look, Duck Melvin. It's a bear! I saved you guys from the trash bin so you owe me. One good thing about being stuffed, you don't have to worry about perc, do you? Jamal Jenkins: Just a minute! Jamal Jenkins: Come on, man. I've been waiting for you! Rob Baker: Sorry Jamal Jenkins: Let's go Rob Baker: So who were you talking to about perc? Ghostwriter? Jamal Jenkins: Oh, you know you have to write to him. Rob Baker: Who says that? Jamal Jenkins: Never mind Rob Baker: Who? Jamal Jenkins: [yells] Never mind!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Into the Comics (4) Rob Baker: [Writes] Is Elvis dead? Ghostwriter: Who is Elvis? Lenni Frazier: Rob! Ask him something serious!
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Into the Comics (1) Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: [Alex has just sprained his ankle playing basketball] Hey, I'm a man of skill. Gaby Fernandez: And just yesterday he was a boy in pain.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - To Catch a Creep (3) Rob Baker: Who are you? Ghostwriter: My friends call me Ghostwriter. Rob Baker: Ghostwriter? [types] How do you know my name? Ghostwriter: I've read your fine poems. Rob Baker: [Annoyed] Hey! [types] My poems are private! Ghostwriter: Sorry.
	Unknown Episode: Jamal Jenkins: He's a ghost... and he writes to us. Ghostwriter.
	Unknown Episode: Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Ghostwriter, what a trip.
	Unknown Episode: Hector Carrero: [reading a note with the word "disguise" in it] "Do you see me now through my dis-gweeze... dis-gwize? Dis-quize?" Man! This guy writes some weird letters!
	Unknown Episode: Max's girlfriend: It's got zizz!
	Unknown Episode: Calvin Ferguson: [singing off key] Attila the parrot, you were my best friend. You'd nip my nose sweetly, right up through the end!
	Unknown Episode: Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Gaby, Gaby, Gaby... Jamal Jenkins, Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez, Lenni Frazier: [Alex, Jamal, and Lenni push her into a chair] Sit down!
	Unknown Episode: Gaby Fernandez: We're the only ones who see his words. You saw him in the video room so that means he wants you on the team.
	Unknown Episode: Jamal Jenkins: We think he might be a ghost. Alejandro "Alex" Fernandez: Be serious.
	Unknown Episode: Lenni Frazier: He sees things, but he can't hear and he can't talk. If you want to talk to him, you have to write it out because he can read anything.
	Unknown Episode: Lenni Frazier: [rapping] People always talkin' 'bout how the world needs to change, but not when it's their life. They got to rearrange. So knock wood for the kids in the hood who'll pick up the slack, leadin' the pack on the right track.
	Unknown Episode: Jamal Jenkins: It's Ghostwriter, man. He's writing to you.
	Unknown Episode: Stoopdude: Fools! They think they gonna beat the stupendous Stoopdude!
	Unknown Episode: Ghostwriter: [in writing] Be careful after dark, my children.

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