Agent 66

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Elaine Hendrix
Born in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, Elaine Hendrix spent her early years in nearby Knoxville and Morristown. ...

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Agent 66 Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Liver Let Die Agent 66: KAOS always did have a better healthcare than us. Zach Smart: Yeah, that's for sure. It's ridiculous having to wait two months for minor surgery. Agent 66: [flicks out a pocketknife] Say the word and I'll have that bullet out of your butt in three seconds. Zach Smart: Or next time, you could just watch where you're shooting.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Liver Let Die Zach Smart: You speak Swedish? Agent 66: Doesn't everybody?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Liver Let Die Agent 66: Good luck, Zach. Zach Smart: Luck, 66? Luck is the illegitimate child of skill and ability. [knocks over an orderly carrying a full chamber pot]
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Wurst Enemies Agent 66: [to KAOS captor] If I could get my hands out of this cheap KAOS cement, I'd wrap those gold chains around your throat and use you for a yo-yo.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Wurst Enemies Agent 9: [66 is spying on Zach and Jessica through binoculars] Now what are they doing? Agent 66: Well, she's tying him to the bed. Agent 9: Let me see, let me see! Agent 66: No way, Agent 9, not until you're Agent 18.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Wurst Enemies Agent 66: I'd better call the Chief. Oh, damn. I don't have my bra-phone. Agent 9: I'm still waiting for my training-bra-phone.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Wurst Enemies Agent 66: My God. That's a Russian SS B21 nuke with a yield of 20.000 megatons. Zach Smart: How do you know that? Agent 66: A friend of mine bought two at the Soviet Union garage sale.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Passenger 99 Agent 66: Bad news, Chief. We intercepted a transmission and KAOS just contacted a well known assasin: the Turtle. Zach Smart: The Turtle? Chief Maxwell Smart: Ah, yes. The Turtle! Zach Smart: You've heard of him? Chief Maxwell Smart: Of course. Vicious, cold blooded. No wait a minute, that was the Poodle. Run over about four years ago chasing a car. Agent 66: He's called the Turtle because he's very illusive. He only comes out to kill. Zach Smart: How do you know so much about him? Agent 66: I dated his brother Leo.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Passenger 99 Agent 66: Maybe our information was wrong. Zach Smart: I sure hope so, 'cause if my mom get's assassinated, that would really ruin Christmas.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Shoot Up the Charts Zach Smart: Why would KAOS buy a record company and then kill the only artist? Chief Maxwell Smart: After hearing his records, I'm surprised that he lived as long as he did. Agent 66: The bigger question is: what is KAOs doing in the music business? Zach Smart: I'm sorry, why is your question bigger than mine?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Goodbye Ms. Chip Agent 66: Zach, there's nobody around. You don't need a gun. Zach Smart: This is not a gun, it's a flash light. [turns it on by pulling the trigger] Zach Smart: My flashlight [pulls out flashlight] is a gun. Zach Smart: Those lab boys have way too much time on thier hands.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Goodbye Ms. Chip Agent 66: Who are you? the Brain: I'm called the Brain. I used to be called Brian, I changed a couple o' letters around.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Goodbye Ms. Chip Agent 66: The Brain. Why can't KAOS ever hire people called 'The Stud' or 'The Billionaire'
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Goodbye Ms. Chip Zach Smart: Uncle Agent 13? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in Florida. Agent 13: [hiding in a bowl of coleslaw] I'm doing a favor for your old man. Listen: I overheard two guys talking about killing President Mazabuka. Agent 66: What did they look like? Agent 13: Well, I couldn't see, I had coleslaw in my eyes. They used too much mayonnaise.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Casino Evil Agent 66: Hi Mrs. Smart. 99: Please, you make me feel like a hundred. Call me 99.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Casino Evil Agent 66: Mr. Valentino, I never forget a rich, powerful man once I've laid... eyes on him.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Casino Evil Zach Smart: This gambling thing is risky... Agent 66: You were supposed to flash the cash, not lose the cash. Didn't you see me shaking my head? Zach Smart: You shake things all the time, suddenly it has significance? Agent 66: What I shake on my spare time has nothing to do with you. This shaking was work related.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Casino Evil Zach Smart: How'd you do it? Agent 66: I can make any man do anything at anytime. Zach Smart: Oh, I doubt that. Agent 66: Oh yeah? I just made you think of... [whispers something in his ear] Zach Smart: Oh, you're good!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Chief Maxwell Smart: I've got a mission for ya, 66. Have you ever done any modeling? Agent 66: Would'a be waste of grade 'A' meat if I hadn't.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Agent 66: He's a Control agent. Get rid of him. Zach Smart: [being dragged away by two security guards] Yeah, what a waste of a body. You could have used that body for the forces of good!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Agent 66: [to Zach] You're orange. I hate orange.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Zach Smart: We just had a whole mission together and I don't even know your real name. Agent 66: It's tattooed somewhere on my body. Since we're partners, I might just let you look for it. [blows him a kiss]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Agent 66: [to Zach] Try not being orange when I get back.

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