 | 1x01 Prototype (Air Date: Mar. 27, 2002) Popular comedian George Lopez makes his television series debut in this family comedy as an assembly line worker who's been promoted to manage a Los Angeles airplane parts factory, and whose ... |  | 1x02 Curious George (Air Date: Apr. 03, 2002) George's relentless mother, Benny, convinces him to spy on his daughter when Carmen brings a boy home for the first time. |  | 1x03 Happy Birthdays (Air Date: Apr. 10, 2002) Much to George's dislike, Angie plans a long-overdue surprise birthday party for George. Meanwhile, when an accident prone worker, Amy — played by guest star Sandra Bullock — returns ... |  | 1x04 Max's Big Adventure (Air Date: Apr. 17, 2002) When factory employee Jim is arrested for his involvement in a bar fight, George and Benny have an open audition to fill his spot in the carpool. Meanwhile, George puts Max's street smarts ... |
 | 2x01 Who's Your Daddy? (Air Date: Oct. 02, 2002) In the premiere, George bumps into his long lost Aunt Cecilia who informs him that his father, who his mom has always insisted was dead, is still alive. After drawing the truth from Benny, ... |  | 2x02 Token of Unappreciation (Air Date: Oct. 09, 2002) George quickly learns the meaning of company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives. Meanwhile, Carmen ... |  | 2x03 The Show Dyslexic (Air Date: Oct. 16, 2002) George is forced to admit something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability. |  | 2x04 Halloween Cheer (Air Date: Oct. 23, 2002) George prepares the house for his favorite spooky holiday while dealing with the stress of hiring a line worker whose life is a complete disaster. Meanwhile, after Carmen loses her best ... |  | 2x05 The Unnatural (Air Date: Oct. 30, 2002) When Max is asked not to play in an upcoming Little League game because he can't hit the ball, George works tirelessly on improving his son's game. But it takes a "special" visit from some ... |  | 2x06 No Free Launch (Air Date: Nov. 06, 2002) Selling chocolate bars for Max's school trip to Florida's Cape Canaveral doesn't quite go according to plan, and Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover when her grandmother has a crush on ... |  | 2x07 The Wedding Dance (Air Date: Nov. 13, 2002) George asks a very tipsy Angie to slow dance for the first time in their sixteen-year marriage -- much to her surprise and delight -- but he gets more than he bargained for. |  | 2x08 Love Bites (Air Date: Nov. 20, 2002) With Carmen growing up physically, George and Angie have to re-teach the birds and the bees — with hilarious results. |  | 2x09 Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey (Air Date: Nov. 27, 2002) After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father. He meets Lalo - whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George ... |  | 2x10 Charity (Air Date: Dec. 04, 2002) When Angie finds she has more free time around the house, she volunteers with a variety of charities. Feeling invincible, she soon finds herself joining more organizations than she can handle, ... |  | 2x11 Meet the Cuban Parents (Air Date: Dec. 11, 2002) When Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, come to visit the family for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not good enough for their daughter. But George shows he can take care ... |  | 2x12 This Old Casa (Air Date: Jan. 08, 2003) George is sick of being unappreciated by Benny, so with the urging of Angie, he decides to remodel his mother's run-down bathroom. Hoping for a simple thank you, George's plan backfires ... |  | 2x13 Super Bowl (Air Date: Jan. 15, 2003) The family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Joe, is dying. George and Angie talk her into making up with him for closure, while Benny decides to do it for the possibility of getting ... |  | 2x14 The Valentine's Day Massacre (Air Date: Feb. 05, 2003) When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the '80s, when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday. But when Angie ... |  | 2x15 Girl Fight (Air Date: Feb. 12, 2003) After Carmen breaks up with her boyfriend Adam, he spreads nasty rumors about her around school. With Carmen's reputation jeopardized, George and Angie step in to repair the damage. But ... |  | 2x16 George vs. George (Air Date: Feb. 26, 2003) When Carmen gets into private school, George and Angie decide to take out a loan to pay for the tuition. But a bad credit report reveals a bit more of the history of George's dad when George ... |  | 2x17 A Kiss Is Just a Kiss (Air Date: Mar. 05, 2003) As a surprise to Angie on her birthday, George flies in Angie's dad, Vic, and her sister, Gloria, for the celebration. Upset about her upcoming divorce, and jealous of her sister's marriage ... |  | 2x18 Profiles in Courage (Air Date: Mar. 12, 2003) With George's airplane parts company in the running for business from the federal government, the boss asks George to demote one of the employees because of his ethnic background — afraid ... |  | 2x19 Secrets and Lies (Air Date: Mar. 26, 2003) When Benny finds out that George's father is wealthy, she cooks up a get-rich-quick scheme of her own that could harm George's company. |  | 2x20 Girls Night Out (Air Date: Apr. 02, 2003) Carmen takes ex-gang member Marisol as a role model and gets into some trouble when George and Angie invite her to stay with them. |  | 2x21 I Only Have Eyes for You (Air Date: Apr. 23, 2003) Carmen's first day at her new school turns the family upside-down when George misdirects his worry and concern for Carmen's safety and it's taken as distrust. Meanwhile, Max develops his ... |  | 2x22 Team Leader (Air Date: Apr. 30, 2003) George has to hide his concern and disapproval when Ernie is made team leader at work. Meanwhile, a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients. |  | 2x23 George Has Two Mommies (Air Date: May. 07, 2003) When George and Angie run into some financial hot water, Benny reaches out to George's estranged father's second wife, Lydia (guest starring Cristina), to help them out. |  | 2x24 Long Time No See (Air Date: May. 14, 2003) On the season finale, when George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey turns into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny. |
 | 3x01 Dubya, Dad and Dating (1) (Air Date: Sep. 26, 2003) In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror ... |  | 3x02 Dubya, Dad and Dating (2) (Air Date: Sep. 26, 2003) In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror ... |  | 3x03 The Cuban Missus Crisis (Air Date: Oct. 03, 2003) Angie discovers her parents are getting divorced, and George gets nervous about his marriage when Angie's income and social life pick up. |  | 3x04 Feel the Burn (Air Date: Oct. 10, 2003) When George accompanies Benny to the doctor, he discovers that he has a long-lost sister (guest starring Lisa Guerrero), and Benny finds out she's received an embarrassing and uncomfortable ... |  | 3x05 Carmen's Dating (Air Date: Oct. 17, 2003) Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight. |  | 3x06 Split Decision (Air Date: Oct. 24, 2003) George is forced to put things in perspective when the future of Powers Aviation and his career are jeopardized by a tragic accident. |  | 3x07 No One Gets Out Alive (Air Date: Oct. 31, 2003) The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation. |  | 3x08 Bringing Home the Bacon (Air Date: Nov. 07, 2003) George tries to put his foot down about Carmen's expensive quincenera (fifteenth birthday party) — unsuccessfully, since Angie has begun making major financial decisions and party plans ... |  | 3x09 Fishing Cubans (Air Date: Nov. 14, 2003) George, Ernie and Vic set out to sea to rescue Angie's uncle, who has escaped by raft from Cuba. Meanwhile Max throws himself an unsanctioned birthday party. |  | 3x10 Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (Air Date: Nov. 21, 2003) When George invites his extended family, including his estranged father, his stepmother Lydia (Cristina Saralegui) and stepbrother — also named George (Lou Diamond Phillips) — to Thanksgiving ... |  | 3x11 Mementos (Air Date: Nov. 28, 2003) George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to give his ailing father one of his kidneys. But when he gets wind of Manny's death, he learns the hard way that the ... |  | 3x12 Christmas Punch (Air Date: Dec. 12, 2003) At Christmastime George will stop at nothing, including fighting his son's grade school battles — to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus. |  | 3x13 Why You Crying? (Air Date: Jan. 09, 2004) George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school. |  | 3x14 The Trouble with Ricky (Air Date: Jan. 23, 2004) When George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a very rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand. |  | 3x15 God Needles George (Air Date: Feb. 06, 2004) George makes a regrettable deal with God if Max's dog, Mr. Needles, is healed. |  | 3x16 Benny and Randy (Air Date: Feb. 13, 2004) When Randy begins getting much more serious about love, neither Benny nor George are quite ready to take things to the next level. |  | 3x17 Weekend at Benny's (Air Date: Feb. 20, 2004) When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love. |  | 3x18 Jason Tutors Max (Air Date: Feb. 27, 2004) When George and Angie hire a beautiful tutor (Paris Hilton) for Max, he becomes too distracted to learn. Carmen's boyfriend, Jason, volunteers for the job, but when the young couple breaks ... |  | 3x19 Angie Gets Tanked (Air Date: Mar. 19, 2004) When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when ... |  | 3x20 The Art of Boxing (Air Date: Mar. 26, 2004) Unbeknownst to his mom, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself) in order to relieve stress and insomnia. George and Benny run in circles trying ... |  | 3x21 George's House of Cards (Air Date: Apr. 02, 2004) George invites Angie's newly divorced dad to join a poker game. But when George wins fifty dollars in a hand and Angie's dad refuses to pay him out of principle, a simple game threatens ... |  | 3x22 Dance Fever (Air Date: Apr. 09, 2004) After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his ... |  | 3x23 She Drives Me Crazy (Air Date: Apr. 16, 2004) Though concerned about his daughter's maturity and readiness to be out on her own, George teaches Carmen to drive. But when Carmen and Jason break up just before the prom, Carmen's grace ... |  | 3x24 George Goes to Disneyland (Air Date: Apr. 30, 2004) George reluctantly agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but makes up an excuse to get out of going to the park with his family. When guilt finally gets ... |  | 3x25 Bachelor Party (Air Date: May. 07, 2004) As wedding plans progress between Benny and Randy, clutsy factory worker Amy (Sandra Bullock, reprising her guest starring role), returns from six months in the hospital and tries to win ... |  | 3x26 Wrecking Ball (Air Date: May. 14, 2004) Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - ... |  | 3x27 What George Doesn't Noah (1) (Air Date: May. 21, 2004) Carmen's friend, Noah, goes to great extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents, in the first of a two-part season finale. In the second part, George ... |  | 3x28 Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) (Air Date: May. 21, 2004) Carmen's friend, Noah, goes to great extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents, in the first of a two-part season finale. In the second part, George ... |
 | 4x01 George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack (Air Date: Sep. 28, 2004) The Lopez family is worried sick about Carmen, who has left home after an argument with her father. George and Angie's dad, Vic, set out to the Haight-Ashbury to look for her. When they ... |  | 4x02 Landlord Almighty (Air Date: Oct. 05, 2004) When Carmen grows tired of the house rules and remodels her room without her parents' consent, George grants her request for independence and charges her for living expenses. |  | 4x03 George of the Rings (Air Date: Oct. 12, 2004) When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he promises Angie to renew their wedding vows. |  | 4x04 Home Sweet Homeschool (Air Date: Oct. 19, 2004) Looking for something more fulfilling to do, Angie decides to home school Carmen, but when their mother-daughter relationship becomes strained, George suggests a much better career option ... |  | 4x05 Leave It To Lopez (Air Date: Oct. 26, 2004) Feeling guilty about his failure to buy life insurance, George's new obsession with death surfaces in nightmares of a nostalgic kind as he envisions his family as members of The Munsters, ... |  | 4x06 Sk8r Boyz (Air Date: Nov. 09, 2004) Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make a few friends. |  | 4x07 The Simple Life (Air Date: Nov. 16, 2004) When George gets a job opportunity in a small Colorado town, he and Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for the kids, in the first of a two-part Thanksgiving-themed sto ... |  | 4x08 Trouble in Paradise (Air Date: Nov. 23, 2004) When Carmen and Max manage to get in to more trouble visiting a small Colorado town than in L.A., George and Angie realize that there's no place like home, in the second of a two-part Thanksgiving-themed ... |  | 4x09 E.I.? E.I. OH (a.k.a. Cold Opening) (Air Date: Nov. 30, 2004) George pulls out all the stops when a young upstart, guest starring Kimberly Williams-Paisley, is brought in to co-manage and shake things up after Powers Aviation undergoes a merger. |  | 4x10 A Clear and Presentless Danger (Air Date: Dec. 14, 2004) George may have to eat some humble holiday pie when he accuses his mother of being a scrooge, on a Christmas-themed episode. |  | 4x11 Prescription For Trouble (Air Date: Jan. 11, 2005) When Carmen wants to begin using birth control, George and Angie contemplate making her a deal in order to keep her from taking the next step with her boyfriend. |  | 4x12 Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (Air Date: Jan. 18, 2005) When Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, George risks their friendship to keep him from making the biggest mistake of his life. |  | 4x13 George to the Third Power (Air Date: Jan. 25, 2005) George is very unhappy with Max's less than compassionate dentist -- guest star Michael Clarke Duncan ("The Green Mile") -- so he reluctantly appeals to his bosses and their drunk older ... |  | 4x14 George Gets Assisterance (Air Date: Feb. 01, 2005) In a plea to help Max get additional help in school, George breaks the news to his long lost sister, Linda (guest starring "All My Children's" Eva La Rue) -- who happens to be Superintendent ... |  | 4x15 Sabes Quake (Air Date: Feb. 08, 2005) When a major earthquake hits, George's deep-seated childhood fears really hit home. Guest starring Ron Pearson as the inspector and Luis Garcia as little George. |  | 4x16 George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain (Air Date: Feb. 15, 2005) When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood memorabilia, George gets to the bottom of some painful moments and truths from his boyhood. |  | 4x17 George Buys a Vow (Air Date: Feb. 22, 2005) A host of wedding singers audition -- guest starring Robert Rodriguez and band and William Hung ("American Idol") -- as George hatches a plan for Angie's dream wedding. |  | 4x18 George Watcha's Out For Jason (Air Date: Mar. 01, 2005) When the parents of Carmen's boyfriend, Jason, move away, jeopardizing his plans to finish the baseball season, George agrees to let him stay at the Lopez residence. |  | 4x19 George's Grand Slam (Air Date: Mar. 08, 2005) George would seem to be playing favorites between Carmen and her boyfriend and new housemate, Jason, when he really just lacks faith in his daughter's potential. So when Carmen enters a ... |
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