Max Lopez

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Luis Armand Garcia
Luis has become a familiar face on Prime Time television as Max on ABC's the George Lopez Show. Garcia, ...

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Max Lopez Quotes

	Season 6 / Episode 15: - George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie Max Lopez: I think Dad's right, there's even racism in school. I'm pretty sure I'm flunking math because my teacher is racist against Latinos. Angie Lopez: Max, half of your class is Latino. Max Lopez: No way, there's only 30 of us and 15 of them are Latino. George Lopez: You're not helping the cause!
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie George Lopez: You want to help the cause, you get an education, then you can buy and sell fools like Sorkin. Max Lopez: You can't really buy and sell people, can you? George Lopez: Like I said, get an education!
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La Max Lopez: It's been three weeks with no TV or internet. All I do is read and go to school. I'm like some poor pioneer kid from the 70's.
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La Angie Lopez: Why is it dark in here? George Lopez: Some of us don't need to waste money on electricity. Angie Lopez: I don't need it if you don't. Max Lopez: Is this supposed to be a good marriage? If it is, why do gay people want it so badly?
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - It's a Cliffhanger, By George Max Lopez: But most of my friends have already gotten drunk. I wanna see what it feels like. George Lopez: Let me tell you a tragic story about someone who started drinking at your age. Grandma. The end.
	Season 5 / Episode 19: - George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1) Max Lopez: Mom's planning a huge wedding, so Dad is doing the cooking and laundry. That's why I'm hungry and going commando.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - George Takes a Sentimental Ernie Max Lopez: [about the school shooting] I heard a couple of pops and then I saw some kid holding his arm. Angie Lopez: You must've been terrified. Max Lopez: No, I've seen worse in my video game, "Car Jacker 3" when you shoot a soccer mom for not handing over the keys to her SUV. Angie Lopez: What? Max Lopez: I didn't want to, but I needed the extra points.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Prescription For Trouble Max Lopez: My stomach hurts. Angie Lopez: What did you eat? Max Lopez: Some mints that were in Carmen's room. George Lopez: Carmen! Carmen Lopez: What's going on? George Lopez: Max took some of your mints and they made him sick. Carmen Lopez: What mints? Max Lopez: The ones in the little tin in your coat pocket under the bed. Carmen Lopez: Oh! Those mints. They were probably just stale. How many did you take? Max Lopez: 5, Monday through Friday. George Lopez: What do you mean Monday through Friday? Max Lopez: They were all on a wheel. She had about a month's worth.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Prescription For Trouble Angie Lopez: You're going to be all right, Max. But all the same, I'll call the poison control center. Max Lopez: What's going on? George Lopez: You accidentally took some of your sister's birth control pills. Max Lopez: What's going to happen? George Lopez: We're going to kill Carmen, and if you're anything like your mother, you'll experience some tenderness around your breasts.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Home Sweet Homeschool Max Lopez: [to Angie] Why are you trying on your dress now? Angie Lopez: I'm trying it on once a week to remind myself not to eat anything that tastes good.
	Season 3 / Episode 28: - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) Max Lopez: [to Benny] Hey, Grandma, you might wanna stand up now because those pigs are gonna be flying out of your butt!
	Season 3 / Episode 28: - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) George Lopez: [after finding out Carmen's dating Zack] I am going to kill Carmen! Angie Lopez: I'm tired of you leaving me out of everything. We are going to kill Carmen. George Lopez: So we'll still have one kid left. Angie Lopez: Max is a good boy. He will be our future. Max Lopez: [walks out the door in a cheerful mood] Well, I'm off to fail the 5th grade.
	Season 3 / Episode 27: - What George Doesn't Noah (1) Carmen Lopez: [to Max] Buttmunch! Max Lopez: [to Carmen] Buttweed! Carmen Lopez: [to Max] Buttface! Angie Lopez: [to Carmen and Max] Okay, stop it. You are both buttmunching, buttweeding, buttfaces!
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Why You Crying? Max Lopez: I've got a better idea. Why don't you take your tired old ass back home, Grandma? [Benny slaps him]
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Why You Crying? Benny: In my day, disciplining your kids is now called child abuse. Keeping an eye on your man is now called stalking. Hell, back then, no meant yes, at least it did with me. Max Lopez: Grandma, did your dad ever say he quit you? Benny: Max, where's this coming from? Max Lopez: I'm falling behind in school and Dad says he's quitting me. Benny: Wow, you know my dad might've beaten me like an old rug but he never gave up on me. You might think about getting your crap together.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Profiles in Courage Allison: [hands Max present] Here you go. Max Lopez: What's this for? Allison: Our one-week anniversary. Don't pretend like you don't remember. Max Lopez: Yeah... one week. Where has the time gone? Allison: So, what'd you get me? Max Lopez: Uh... close your eyes. [Allison closes her eyes, opens her hand while Max looks around room for a last minute gift] Max Lopez: Here you go. Allison: [looks at present] Gum? Max Lopez: ...yeah. Allison: You don't care about this marriage at all! Max Lopez: It's grape!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - The Unnatural George Lopez: [reading his baseball] Autographed by Steve Gravy. Max Lopez: It's Garvy. George Lopez: In Carmen's handwriting it's Gravy.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Show Dyslexic Max Lopez: I didn't finish all my homework last night, but I don't want to get behind, so I just have to get up 20 minutes earlier to finish it. George Lopez: Yeah, right now it's 20 minutes, then an hour, then you'll be staying up all night to work on a presentation.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Who's Your Daddy? George Lopez: What's that smell? Max Lopez: That's our new dog. George Lopez: Ooh, he doesn't smell new. Put him on his leash and take him for a walk. Carmen Lopez: He can't walk. George Lopez: Then pick him up and squeeze him till he pees.
	Unknown Episode: Max Lopez: [Veronica claims she smoked a "fatty"] What's a fatty? George Lopez: One of Ernie's girlfriends, now go to bed!

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