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Characters: #3 of 8 (Full List)
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 | Season 5 / Episode 22: - It's a Cliffhanger, By George Ernie: [to George] And the cashier said he saw the robber talking to a Mexican dude with his little girl right before he robbed the place. George Lopez: Dammit! Max needs a haircut! |
| Season 5 / Episode 19: - George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1) Ernie: [seeing George making wedding invitations] How long have you been at this? George Lopez: Six hours. Would've been done faster, but every five minutes or so, I have to look down my pants to remind myself I'm still a man. |
| Season 5 / Episode 17: - George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Ernie: All I have is my lucky purple suit from prom. George Lopez: Lucky? You went with your cousin and she gave birth in the bathroom. |
| Season 5 / Episode 17: - George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Angie Lopez: Who wants a nice healthy snack of carrots? Ernie: Nice try. Angie Lopez: What? Ernie: You're pushing carrots, but you got cake in your teeth. You're a horrible host. |
| Season 5 / Episode 17: - George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Ernie: I'm sorry, George. I just sat down for a minute to rest my knees. I guess I must have nodded off. I don't know why they're bothering me so much. George Lopez: You know you're supposed to listen to your body, and right now your knees are screaming, "You're crushing us! Eat a salad!" |
| Season 5 / Episode 15: - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece Angie Lopez: [after finding out about Veronica's webcast] You pay money to watch a girl brush her hair? Ernie: Hey, I don't steal and I don't hurt people. This is my thing! |
| Season 5 / Episode 11: - George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family Rick Martinez: [to George] I couldn't sleep at night from all the police helicopters. George Lopez: Yeah, well, I didn't have a dad. I was glad for the police helicopters. It was the only time in my life I had any male guidance, "Son, go back in the house!" Rick Martinez: I don't have a dad either. He died when I was a kid. George Lopez: Well, my mom had to work two jobs and I had a learning disability. Rick Martinez: Dyslexia? George Lopez: Yeah. You know, we have a lot in common. Ernie: Yeah, you two started out the same way and then Rick went to college and did a whole lot better. |
| Season 3 / Episode 28: - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) Zack Powers: [to George] My dad knows I'm here. George Lopez: I don't care. Ernie: Me either. I got $15,000 in the bank, I'll just live off the interest. |
| Season 2 / Episode 5: - The Unnatural George Lopez: [with Max at the batting cage] Put some more quarters in, Ernie. Ernie: I got a better idea, why don't we throw the quarters at him and that way when he misses we still have the money? |
| Unknown Episode: Ernie: [to Brooke, George's wedding client, in a queer-like voice] Hi, I'm Len. I'm the chunky assistant, and I'll be doing your fitting. Oh, and don't worry if you get naked 'cause I'm gay! George: Beat it, Rosie O'Donnell. |
| Unknown Episode: Ernie: Golly! |
| Unknown Episode: Ernie: [Benny removes her jacket to reveal a sign hanging over her shoulders] "Ask me how I endangered my grandchildren's lives." Turn around so I can see the answer. Benny: Bend over. I'll give it to you. |
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