Carmen Lopez

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Masiela Lusha
European-born actress/writer Masiela Lusha portrayed Carmen Lopez for five seasons as George Lopez's ...

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Carmen Lopez Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 22: - It's a Cliffhanger, By George Carmen Lopez: I just got my letter from Northern Vermont, but I'm afraid to open it. This is my last shot, Mom. Not just for an education, for freedom. I can't party and pierce things in this house. I need to go away.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece Angie Lopez: [calls for Veronica] Get down her now, you ungrateful tramp! Carmen Lopez: [comes downstairs thinking her parents called her] What? George Lopez: We know what you did, we want to hear from your mouth.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece Angie Lopez: [about Veronica] That's it, that was the last straw. I can't take it anymore. I want her out of this house. Carmen Lopez: [comes downstairs again, thinking Angie's talking about her] God, it was just a scratch. I'll pay for it. What do you want from me?
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - George Gets a Pain in the Ash Carmen Lopez: [to Jason] Let's do it tomorrow night. It'll be so romantic. I'll rent a hotel room for us, buy a sexy new outfit, and I'll bring Mr. Snugglebear? Jason: You're going to bring your Mr. Snugglebear? Carmen Lopez: Yeah! Does it bother you that he's a boy bear?
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Prescription For Trouble Carmen Lopez: I know why the caged bird sings! [walks away] George Lopez: [to Carmen] Well, you're crazy if you think we're getting you a sweater and a bird!
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Prescription For Trouble Max Lopez: My stomach hurts. Angie Lopez: What did you eat? Max Lopez: Some mints that were in Carmen's room. George Lopez: Carmen! Carmen Lopez: What's going on? George Lopez: Max took some of your mints and they made him sick. Carmen Lopez: What mints? Max Lopez: The ones in the little tin in your coat pocket under the bed. Carmen Lopez: Oh! Those mints. They were probably just stale. How many did you take? Max Lopez: 5, Monday through Friday. George Lopez: What do you mean Monday through Friday? Max Lopez: They were all on a wheel. She had about a month's worth.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Home Sweet Homeschool Carmen Lopez: Home school! Mom could teach me! George Lopez: Why should she be punished?
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Home Sweet Homeschool Carmen Lopez: [to Angie] So, now you're accusing me of cheating? This is hell! I can't take it anymore! There's no breaks, no one to talk to, it's just you all day! Have you ever spent 8 hours with yourself? No wonder Dad always hides in the garage. George Lopez: I'm not hiding. I'm working. Carmen Lopez: It doesn't take 3 years to build a birdhouse. George Lopez: It does if you're doing it southern plantation style.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Landlord Almighty Carmen Lopez: You know, I still have my bag packed upstairs. Angie Lopez: Then go get it. Carmen Lopez: You don't mean that. Angie Lopez: Yeah, I do. Because having you stay out all night at parties is no different than having you run away.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Landlord Almighty Carmen Lopez: [about the mannequin in the wall] The mannequin represents my spirit trying to get out of a spiritual prison. George Lopez: Is your spirit so dumb, it can't use the door?
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Landlord Almighty George Lopez: [to Carmen] You want to be treated like an adult? Carmen Lopez: Uh, yeah. George Lopez: Okay, the rent's due the first of the month.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack George Lopez: [to Carmen] You're not going out tonight. Carmen Lopez: I get it, it's too soon. I'll just go to bed, but I want you to know things aren't the same. I partied with Chingy and I shared a sandwich with a homeless guy. I've done it all. So no more curfews, no more rules, I'm an adult, and tomorrow night, I'm going out. George Lopez: [to Angie] She's right. Things aren't the same, they're worse.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack George Lopez: [to Carmen] You were in hotel rooms. Don't think I'm going to believe nothing happened. Carmen Lopez: Nothing did happen! You want to take me to a doctor and get me tested? I'm still a virgin. George Lopez: We'll go to the doctor. It's 9:00 at night, We'll go to the emergency room. Carmen Lopez: Dad, nothing happened! George Lopez: Quit lying! Carmen Lopez: It didn't! You raised me better that that! George Lopez: No, I didn't. I was never there, I was always busy, I was too hard on you. Carmen Lopez: Yeah, you were, and every time Zack tried to get me to do something with him, I heard you tell me, "Don't do anything you'd be embarrassed to tell me or your mother about."
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack Carmen Lopez: [to George] You were right about Zack. He was only after one thing. George Lopez: You know, baby, I wish I could say the same thing, but I'm always going to be right.
	Season 3 / Episode 28: - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) George Lopez: [to Carmen about Zack] He told me he was going to dump you as soon as he got you into bed. Carmen Lopez: You're lying! You hate him so much, you'd make up anything. George Lopez: Oh, yeah? Did I also make up that he trashed the factory? Or that he got a sixteen-year-old girl pregnant? Angie Lopez: He didn't even care enough about that girl to use protection?
	Season 3 / Episode 28: - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) Carmen Lopez: [to her parents about Zack] You guys don't understand Zack! His dad was never there for him and his mom's a bitter old drunk. You have no idea what that's like. [Benny hides her beer] George Lopez: [to Benny] Do you want to field that one?
	Season 3 / Episode 27: - What George Doesn't Noah (1) Zack Powers: [to Carmen] How come you never wear this tube top for me? Carmen Lopez: That's a headband. Zack Powers: All right, put this thong on. Carmen Lopez: That's a shoelace.
	Season 3 / Episode 27: - What George Doesn't Noah (1) Carmen Lopez: [to Max] Buttmunch! Max Lopez: [to Carmen] Buttweed! Carmen Lopez: [to Max] Buttface! Angie Lopez: [to Carmen and Max] Okay, stop it. You are both buttmunching, buttweeding, buttfaces!
	Season 3 / Episode 27: - What George Doesn't Noah (1) George Lopez: [to Carmen] Your boyfriend's in the closet. Carmen Lopez: Oh, my God! [the closet door slowly opens and Zack starts to walk out; George doesn't notice] George Lopez: I know, I don't like it either, but just because Noah's gay... [Zack gets back into the closet slowly]... it has nothing to do with you.
	Season 3 / Episode 26: - Wrecking Ball Carmen Lopez: [when she finds out who vandalized the factory] Zack Powers did this? George Lopez: Hey, I told you he was a criminal! God help the skank that falls in love with him. [Carmen makes a face]
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Profiles in Courage Carmen Lopez: How come Max is allowed to have a girl in his bedroom, but I'm not allowed to have a boy in my room? Angie Lopez: Please! He still thinks "making out" is looking for change in the couch.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Profiles in Courage George Lopez: [about firing Hosni for being Araba and a professional flier] You don't understand how many times I've been discriminated. When I go to the mall, the cops follow me. When I'm mowing the lawn, some of the neighbors ask how much I pay. Once, when I was playing golf, a man actually drove up and gave me his keys to his car! Carmen Lopez: What did you do? George Lopez: I took it!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Girl Fight George Lopez: There's blood on your clothes. Carmen Lopez: It's Piper's. George Lopez: Hot damn! My daughter's a scrapper!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Girl Fight Benny: Wow, there's blood on your clothes. Carmen Lopez: It's the other girl's. Benny: Hot damn! My granddaughter's a scrapper!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Who's Your Daddy? George Lopez: What's that smell? Max Lopez: That's our new dog. George Lopez: Ooh, he doesn't smell new. Put him on his leash and take him for a walk. Carmen Lopez: He can't walk. George Lopez: Then pick him up and squeeze him till he pees.
	Unknown Episode: Carmen Lopez: Hahhhh. George Lopez: Carmen, it's okay, you're beautiful on the inside, they all don't hate you, you'll find something you're good at, there'll be other boys, you probably need some time alone, see you tomorrow morning honey. Carmen Lopez: Dad, I went to, like, fifteen stores at the mall. Nobody wants to give me a job. George Lopez: Since when are you looking for a job? Carmen Lopez: Well, I just got my learner's permit so I'm trying to save up for a car. George Lopez: My baby's growing up. [kisses her head] George Lopez: Seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. Now you're gonna be a young woman in a car, running over a little girl on the tricycle.
	Unknown Episode: Carmen Lopez: Hey, I'm gonna be a good driver, but I really need my own car. George Lopez: Y'know, look, if you really want a car that bad I could help you find a job. Carmen Lopez: Really? Where? Please tell me it's the record store, the clothing store. Oh my god, is it a receptionist at a male modeling agency? George Lopez: Well, I could make a phone call. Y'know after I stopped modeling, I did keep up my contacts. George Lopez: And Travis, so, owes me. Carmen: Dad. Carmen: Daaaad. George Lopez: Huh? Carmen Lopez: Where's the job? George Lopez: I'll talk to Mr. Carillo. Carmen Lopez: Mr. No! Not Mr. Carillo! I don't wanna work in some crappy dive folding burritos! George Lopez: Hey, I work there all through high school, okay. You'd be lucky to have a boss like Mr. Carillo. Carmen Lopez: What if one of my friends see me working there? George Lopez: Hey, it'd less embarrassing than being a senior and rollerskating to all the parties. Carmen Lopez: Okay, I'll do it.
	Unknown Episode: Carmen Lopez: You said we're not allowed to watch TV. George: Well, this is different. This is for Jason's baseball career. Carmen Lopez: Well, what if there was something about poetry on TV and I wanted to watch it. George: We watch something about poetry on TV every year. It's called How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Carmen Lopez: What? George: It rhymes. Jason: I like the dog with the antlers. George: I know. It's classic.
	Unknown Episode: Carmen Lopez: Dad, do we have bubbly water? George: Yeah! It's called beer and you can't have any!

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