Angie Lopez

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Angie Lopez Quotes

	Season 6 / Episode 15: - George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie Angie Lopez: I signed it the NWA. George Lopez: Ice Cube and Dr. Dre's old group? You're sending that to a racist? Angie Lopez: Not that NWA, the Neighborhood Watch Association!
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie Max Lopez: I think Dad's right, there's even racism in school. I'm pretty sure I'm flunking math because my teacher is racist against Latinos. Angie Lopez: Max, half of your class is Latino. Max Lopez: No way, there's only 30 of us and 15 of them are Latino. George Lopez: You're not helping the cause!
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La Angie Lopez: I'm going to go upstairs, scrape a dry hunk of toothpaste off of the sink and brush my teeth. [goes upstairs] Benny: What the hell is going on? You haven't broken her yet? George Lopez: Mom, she's tougher than I thought. We ran out of fabric softener, her thongs are like cardboard and she's wearing them anyway.
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La Angie Lopez: Why is it dark in here? George Lopez: Some of us don't need to waste money on electricity. Angie Lopez: I don't need it if you don't. Max Lopez: Is this supposed to be a good marriage? If it is, why do gay people want it so badly?
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La George Lopez: You spent 50 cents! Angie Lopez: No, I bought these with recycled cans. George Lopez: Going through the trash, are you? Angie Lopez: I didn't need to, I found 40 empties in the back of your mom's car.
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - It's a Cliffhanger, By George Angie Lopez: [to George] Well, Brad, I might be giving you what Jennifer wouldn't. George Lopez: A Cambodian kid? Angie Lopez: No! I might be pregnant. George Lopez: What? Oh, hell no. Hell no! You better hope Brad and Angelina want another little Mexican boy for their collection because I'm not raising another one!
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - It's a Cliffhanger, By George Angie Lopez: George, your mom's perfect man might not be in LA. He could be in a trailer in North Carolina or a trailer in Wyoming or a trailer in Alabama. George Lopez: I got it: "Operation Take Out the Trash."
	Season 5 / Episode 18: - George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light Benny: What the hell is going on? You woke me up! Angie Lopez: Max was in a chat room. You were supposed to be watching him. George Lopez: That's right, we pay you to look after our kids, not get drunk and pass out. Benny: Hey, I'm 1 for 2, Carmen's alright. [quietly to Max] Is she still here? [Max shakes his head] Well don't worry, the way she was dressed, she will get a ride home.
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Angie Lopez: Who wants a nice healthy snack of carrots? Ernie: Nice try. Angie Lopez: What? Ernie: You're pushing carrots, but you got cake in your teeth. You're a horrible host.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - George Gets Caught in a Powers Play George Lopez: [to Angie] How can you trust Ray after all he's done to your family? Angie Lopez: Because I try to find the good in people. George Lopez: That's a really annoying habit.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - George Gets Caught in a Powers Play Angie Lopez: [to George] You can never admit you're wrong about something. George Lopez: That's because every time I do, you go, "That's another one for me," like you're keeping an imaginary score. Angie Lopez: It's not imaginary. The score is 72 to nothing.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece Angie Lopez: [after finding out about Veronica's webcast] You pay money to watch a girl brush her hair? Ernie: Hey, I don't steal and I don't hurt people. This is my thing!
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece Angie Lopez: [calls for Veronica] Get down her now, you ungrateful tramp! Carmen Lopez: [comes downstairs thinking her parents called her] What? George Lopez: We know what you did, we want to hear from your mouth.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece Angie Lopez: [about Veronica] That's it, that was the last straw. I can't take it anymore. I want her out of this house. Carmen Lopez: [comes downstairs again, thinking Angie's talking about her] God, it was just a scratch. I'll pay for it. What do you want from me?
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - The Kidney Stays in the Picture Angie Lopez: Veronica has really changed. Her mother died and all she cares about is the money! George Lopez: Not all families mourn, Angie. Some just cash in a gold tooth and throw a party.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - George Takes a Sentimental Ernie Max Lopez: [about the school shooting] I heard a couple of pops and then I saw some kid holding his arm. Angie Lopez: You must've been terrified. Max Lopez: No, I've seen worse in my video game, "Car Jacker 3" when you shoot a soccer mom for not handing over the keys to her SUV. Angie Lopez: What? Max Lopez: I didn't want to, but I needed the extra points.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - George Takes a Sentimental Ernie Angie Lopez: [to George] Are you naked under there? George Lopez: No. Angie Lopez: Then why are your pajamas on the floor? George Lopez: Why are kids shooting kids? Nothing makes sense anymore.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - George Gets a Pain in the Ash George Lopez: [to Benny] Your house burnt down. Benny: That's not funny. Angie Lopez: It's no joke. That's why we thought you were dead.
	Season 4 / Episode 21: - George's Relatively Bad Idea Angie Lopez: [to George] Why is my dad kissing your sister? George Lopez: Did I mention I got the garage paid off?
	Season 4 / Episode 21: - George's Relatively Bad Idea Angie Lopez: Daddy's gonna stay here while they tend his condo for termites. George Lopez: You don't need exterminators, Vic. Just get all the bugs together and tell them stories about Cuba. They'll kill themselves.
	Season 4 / Episode 21: - George's Relatively Bad Idea Angie Lopez: I should go with Daddy to his cardiologist dinner. Vic: That is so sweet, but no. It would be too hard for me seeing you in a room full of people you should have married. George Lopez: Yeah, I guess Angie could have married a cardiologist, got divorced, taken half of his money, hooked up with some young stud... Oh, that's what your wife did. Did I strike a nerve?
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - George Gets Assisterance Benny: [about Linda] The last time I saw her, she was all crying and needy. Angie Lopez: She was 4 days old! Benny: People don't change.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Prescription For Trouble Max Lopez: My stomach hurts. Angie Lopez: What did you eat? Max Lopez: Some mints that were in Carmen's room. George Lopez: Carmen! Carmen Lopez: What's going on? George Lopez: Max took some of your mints and they made him sick. Carmen Lopez: What mints? Max Lopez: The ones in the little tin in your coat pocket under the bed. Carmen Lopez: Oh! Those mints. They were probably just stale. How many did you take? Max Lopez: 5, Monday through Friday. George Lopez: What do you mean Monday through Friday? Max Lopez: They were all on a wheel. She had about a month's worth.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Prescription For Trouble Angie Lopez: You're going to be all right, Max. But all the same, I'll call the poison control center. Max Lopez: What's going on? George Lopez: You accidentally took some of your sister's birth control pills. Max Lopez: What's going to happen? George Lopez: We're going to kill Carmen, and if you're anything like your mother, you'll experience some tenderness around your breasts.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Prescription For Trouble George Lopez: [to Vic] When Angie was sixteen, did you give her the Pill? Vic: No, I gave it to her sister, Gloria. Angie Lopez: Why did you give them to Gloria but not to me? Vic: Because when I said that sex was a serious matter that only had importance in the relationship between 2 loving consenting adults, you listened. Your sister didn't.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Home Sweet Homeschool Angie Lopez: Well, George, I do have time now because I'm not working. George Lopez: But home-schooling, Angie, that's a big commitment. Remember that special moment every morning when Carmen finally leaves for school and you say, "Thank God, she's gone"? You won't have that anymore!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Home Sweet Homeschool George Lopez: [to Angie] You know what you always say to me when I'm down? A door may have closed, but a window just opened. Angie Lopez: Am I really that annoying? George Lopez: Let's not go there while you're down.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Home Sweet Homeschool Max Lopez: [to Angie] Why are you trying on your dress now? Angie Lopez: I'm trying it on once a week to remind myself not to eat anything that tastes good.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Landlord Almighty Carmen Lopez: You know, I still have my bag packed upstairs. Angie Lopez: Then go get it. Carmen Lopez: You don't mean that. Angie Lopez: Yeah, I do. Because having you stay out all night at parties is no different than having you run away.
	Season 3 / Episode 28: - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) George Lopez: [to Carmen about Zack] He told me he was going to dump you as soon as he got you into bed. Carmen Lopez: You're lying! You hate him so much, you'd make up anything. George Lopez: Oh, yeah? Did I also make up that he trashed the factory? Or that he got a sixteen-year-old girl pregnant? Angie Lopez: He didn't even care enough about that girl to use protection?

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