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	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Bomb in the Garden Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: See Sergeant, we do shoot dogs in Iraq.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Bomb in the Garden Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Stay Frosty.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Bomb in the Garden Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Where the fuck have you been? You haven't said two words since Baghdad. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Ran out of Ripped Fuel.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Bomb in the Garden Cpl. Josh Ray Person: It looks like vodka. I think it's a kind of gin. Lt. Nathaniel Fick: It's the kind that doesn't come out when officers and senior NCO's are present. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Aye Aye.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Bomb in the Garden Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: All this religion aside, people who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Stay Frosty Cpl. Josh Ray Person: [Colbert is running around a field with his arms outstretched like an airplane] What did you like give him some Rolling Stone drugs or something? Evan 'Scribe' Wright: I don't know. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What the fuck did you do to him? Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Just asked him what he would be if he wasn't a Marine. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? That's my fucking dream!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Stay Frosty Lt. Nathaniel Fick: Walt, finish your report, get it to me asap. You did nothing wrong, but... we're gonna see if there's a better way to stop these cars. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Walt's got a great way, LT. Shoot the driver, stop the car.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - A Burning Dog Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Hey Pers, didn't your mom put your picture up on the Wal-mart Wall Of Heroes? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yep. My grandma did when I went to Afghanistan. I'm on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-mart Wall Of Heroes. I even got my dress blues on. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Technically speaking, Brad, but... didn't your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least my mom took me to NASCAR! Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: ...Your dad's a truck driver?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - A Burning Dog Sgt. Larry Shawn 'Pappy' Patrick: Can you imagine what the doctors would make of Ray Person? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Need I remind you he is the best damn R.T.O. in the business? As long as you keep him away from your uglier daughters and your smaller livestock.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - A Burning Dog Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Brad get up. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: 56 minutes. I've been asleep for 56 minutes. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Team leader meeting. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: 56 minutes and just one dream. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least you got to dream. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: I dreamt I was in Iraq. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Were you naked?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - A Burning Dog Cpl. Josh Ray Person: All Hitman victors, this is 2-1. Is it at all possible for ANY of you to back up? Sgt. Leandro 'Shady B' Baptista: [speaking Spanish] Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Goddamn Baptista! How the fuck would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke Spanish?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Combat Jack Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I'm on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-Mart Wall of heroes. Even got my dress blues on. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: If my mother ever distributes my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Technically speaking, Brad, but didn't your biological parent disown you when the put you up for adoption? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper-middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and socio-religious culture steeped in over two thousand years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a Whiskey Tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck diver. [Colbert gets out of Humvee] Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least my mom took me to NASCAR!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Combat Jack Cpl. Walt Hasser: [At night, the platoon is preparing for an attack from the oncoming Iraqi army] They're movin'. You can see it. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: So, we're unsupplied, twenty-four hours ahead of the next nearest Marine and now the Iraqi army has found us. I like the plan, Brad. It works for me. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: [Colbert looks at the 'Iraqi army'] Its a town. And it ain't movin'. Cpl. Walt Hasser: Are you sure? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: It's autokinesis: seeing involuntary muscle movements of your own eyes. Those lights aren't going to come any closer than they are. It's a fuckin' town. Thirty or forty kliks out there at least. How far out did Alpha call this? Cpl. Walt Hasser: Fifteen kliks. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: [to an approaching Poke Espera] It's bullshit. There's no armor. Sgt. Antonio 'Poke' Espera: There's no armor? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Well, apparently the United States Air Force thinks Brad Colbert is full of shit.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Combat Jack Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Brad! Check this motherfuckin' crib out! Haji be pimpin', yo.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, looks like Saddam's big bad Republican Guard hajjis got wind I was coming. As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said, 'If the day does not require an AK, it is good.'
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking ninja.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Sgt. Larry Shawn 'Pappy' Patrick: Sir, has any thought been given to destroying the weapons and ordinance that are sitting over there? Lt. Nathaniel Fick: Actually that did come up. But it seems the battalion's supply of C-4 is now unaccounted for. The battalion supply truck that we left last night, it is a smoldering heap of twisted metal and failed hopes in the trustworthiness of Iraqis we are striving so hard to liberate. Sgt. Steven Lovell: What does that mean, sir? Lt. Nathaniel Fick: It means we're on one meal a day.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Look, I didn't mean to shoot innocent camels, all right? I'm sure I shot people.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I mean seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want 400 pounds of C-4, claymores and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: I think it's time for you to shut the fuck up.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Gunnery Sgt. Ray 'Casey Kasem' Griego: Sergeant, yesterday we had a trial by fire. I want you to know, Brad, that I'm here for you and your men. Are there any combat stress reactions anyone needs to talk about? Remember, I'm certified combat stress instructor. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: No, we're good, Gunny. But we would be a lot better if you were getting us the gun lube and batteries we need. That might do it for my combat stress.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Lt. Nathaniel Fick: You want logistics, join the army. Marines make do.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Right! 'Cause we're gonna drive 40 kliks off-road in the dark to an airfield with Republican guard on it by ourselves. And they say I did to much acid in high school.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Cpl. Gabe Garza: Sergeant, I just lost my helmet. Sgt. Antonio 'Poke' Espera: What you wanna do, hold a funeral?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Screwby Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: If they'd stick around and manned those we'd have been dead before we've even saw. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Dude... lighten up. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Then again the world wouldn't have to deal with the prospect of you returning to your cretinous, daughter fucking, trailer park, red state shithole, and producing mutant, whiskey tango, scrotum faced, buck toothed, zit exploding progeny.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Cradle of Civilization Cpl. Josh Ray Person: So check this. Maybe our cammies aren't really green. Maybe we're so sleep deprived that we actually never noticed that it's desert beige. You know how sometimes things look different when you're so tired? Like the sun. It looks red when it's actually yellow.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Cradle of Civilization Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: How about James Alvarez Trombley? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: That's stupid. Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: You're stupid!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Cradle of Civilization Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: You got something against marriage, sarge? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Brad got dumped. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: My sweetheart since junior high dumps me and marries my best friend since junior high. We're still all friends. They're that kind of happy couple that likes to hang photos of themselves all over their goddamn house. Sometimes I just go over there to see my ex-fiancee doing the things that I used to do with her with my best friends. It's nice having friends.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Cradle of Civilization Sgt. Antonio 'Poke' Espera: What's the population? Lt. Nathaniel Fick: About 400,000. Sgt. Antonio 'Poke' Espera: [after explosion goes off in nearby town] Scratch a few off of that number.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Cradle of Civilization Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Hassert tried to kill himself! Cpl. Walt Hasser: Thanks to your driving!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Cradle of Civilization Doc Bryan: Where did we get that so-called translator? Lt. Nathaniel Fick: He told me he worked for General Mattis. Evan 'Scribe' Wright: He told me he worked for the CIA. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Back at Mathilda, he said he could hook me up with a free satellite TV.

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