General Hospital: Night Shift - Episode Quotes

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General Hospital: Night Shift Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bed, Bath and Be Gone Jason Morgan: If you want to ask her out, just ask her out already. Damien Spinelli: The Angel of Mercy spurned The Jackal. I dare not approach her again. Jason Morgan: Yeah, well, maybe if you would stop all the games and use normal words to talk to her.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bed, Bath and Be Gone Jason Morgan: What - what are you doing? Damien Spinelli: Ok, you know that there are few things that strike terror into the heart of The Jackal, but clowns... clowns are, umm, spine-chillingly horrifying. I mean, just look at him. Menacing, he is. They've always... they've always creeped me out. I mean, there's something so weird about someone who would talk and act so strangely. [Jason looks right at Spinelli]
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bed, Bath and Be Gone Epiphany Johnson: [to Jason] You might be "The Man" outside this hospital, Mr. Morgan, but inside these walls, you answer to me.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bed, Bath and Be Gone Dr. Russell Ford: I have no choice but to terminate your employment. Pablo Garcia: Oh, it's Dr. Lee complaining alright because I refused to do her. Dr. Hot-to-Trot wanted to have sex but I turned her down. You see, I wasn't aware that my job description included sexual favors for horny doctors! Dr. Russell Ford: Mr. Garcia, I would appreciate it if you... Pablo Garcia: No! No! No! You better start hiring fast because if you fire all the guys Dr. Lee has jumped, you're not going to have any staff left.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Keep the Change Pablo Garcia: Dr. Kelly Lee. The hot gynecologist. Que pasa, mamita?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Keep the Change Russell: [to Epiphany about the striking hospital workers] Do something. Aren't they supposed to be afraid of you?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Keep the Change Dr. Patrick Drake: [to Dr. Ford] Maybe Mrs. Storch saw her co-pay and that's what killed her.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Keep the Change Jolene Crowell: [to Spinelli] You're strange... but sweet.