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Luke Spencer: Congratulations. You just pulled number seven for the helicopter ride. I've been holding it for you.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: No trading numbers, no selling them off. The number you pick is when you leave. Do your own words have a familiar ring?
Luke Spencer: I don't follow rules, especially my own.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: I think it's extremely chivalrous of you to offer, but I picked 19. I will go when they call that number.
Luke Spencer: I've always heard redheads were fiery and stubborn, full of life, and passion. tonight you proved it, Blaze.
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Ric Lansing: All right, next group, line up, please. Numbers eight through 14.
Helena Cassadine: I have 11.
Faith Rosco: Well, looks like I'm leaving.
Justice Ward: Have a safe trip.
Faith Rosco: I hope you make it, counselor. But if you die tonight, look on the bright side. Sooner or later, I'll be joining you in hell.
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Det. Andy Capelli: You're under arrest, Morgan.
Justice Ward: Aren't you going too far, Capelli?
Det. Andy Capelli: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Sonny Corinthos: Capelli, we're in a burning building, where's he going to go?
Det. Andy Capelli: He's going to go down! Down! 20 floors to be exact, and I'm taking him.
Ric Lansing: You're taking him?
Det. Andy Capelli: Yeah. That'll eliminate the rescue chopper from making a final trip.
Ric Lansing: No, I'm sorry, Capelli. You work for the department. We don't want to lose you. It's unacceptable.
Det. Andy Capelli: It's my job.
Sonny Corinthos: Ric! This is murder! You know it is - the kind you like the best, where you don't have to get your hands dirty!
Ric Lansing: Go ahead. take him down and make sure both of you make it.
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Justice Ward: There's no way they could've survived that fall. Sonny and Carly are dead.
Lorenzo Alcazar: That's a lie. Carly's not dead.
Nikolas Cassidine: Hey, you go and you lose your chance to be evacuated.
Lorenzo Alcazar: I don't give a damn. I'm going to find Carly. She's alive.
Justice Ward: Where are you going?
Ric Lansing: Sonny's my brother, I got to help him.
Justice Ward: Sonny's dead. Think about it.
Ric Lansing: We don't know that!
Justice Ward: You have a wife and a baby on the way. They need you. You don't have the right to risk your life anymore. Sonny wouldn't expect that from you.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: The helicopter's landing. We have to go.
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Barbara Jean Spencer: We're going to take you upstairs and prep you for surgery.
Brian Beck: What about Courtney?
Barbara Jean Spencer: I spoke to some friends who are on the emergency team just a few moments ago.courtney made it down safely.
Brian Beck: What about her husband
Barbara Jean Spencer: Well. some people are still unaccounted for, my daughter is one of them. Jason's another.
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Courtney Matthews: Justus! Justus, maybe I got my numbers confused, but I thought Sonny was supposed to be on that flight. Something happened. What?
Justice Ward: Part of the floor where Sonny was standing fell thought. He fell in.
Mike Corbin: Well, somebody went after him, right? They're - they're going to get my son out.
Justice Ward: Lorenzo Alcazar insisted on searching for them.
Courtney Matthews: Them?
Justice Ward: Carly and Sonny were together. I'm sorry. I don't see how they could've survived.
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Courtney Matthews: Isn't this a sweet little picture - the sick freak reunited with his clueless wife and unborn child.
Ric Lansing: I guess you heard about Sonny and Carly?
Courtney Matthews: Yeah, Sonny and Carly are dead, Jason's trapped, and here you are, Ric - Good old Ric. Who tormented all of, you son of a bitch. It shouldn've been you! I hate you!
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Samantha McCall: How can Sonny be dead?
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: And he took a woman with him. It's so damn typical.
Samantha McCall: All right. Maybe - maybe it's a mistake, right?
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: No, it's not a mistake. Sonny's been cheating death for years. It's just finally caught up with him.
Samantha McCall: Well he and Carly might - might have been able to get out. I mean, we did, right? And there was no hope for us either. I mean, I just think that maybe if anyone can do it, Sonny can.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: You're in love with him aren't you?
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Sonny Corinthos: Maybe it's better for you not to wake up. I don't think we're going to make it out of here. I don't want you to be afraid. I'd give my life if you were just home with the boys. Taking care of them. I've never loved or hated anyone the way I loved and hated you. The way I hate and love you right now. Please, wake up.
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Ned Ashton: Alan, how is he?
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: We almost lost him in the ambulance.
Tracy Quartermaine: He's not going to die.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: You'd like nothing better, would you?
Tracy Quartermaine: What a terrible thing to say.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: Why? You almost let him die at your feet before, didn't you?
Tracy Quartermaine: Oh, Alan, please.
Ned Ashton: Let's not talk about this right now.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: Except this time he has medicine, doesn't he?
Tracy Quartermaine: That is uncalled for.
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Elizabeth Webber Lansing: Ric isn't to blame for any of this!
Courtney Matthews: Yeah, he never is!
Ric Lansing: Look, Sonny was my brother, too!
Courtney Matthews: Oh, and you did so much for him, Ric. You drugged his wife, you made Carly think that you rapped her and you then you kidnapped her and tried to steal her unborn child! You're sick!
Elizabeth Webber Lansing: Look, Courtney, I understand you're upset, but, Ric had nothing to do with what just happened to your brother and Carly, OK?
Ric Lansing: Courtney, I would have gone after them if...
Courtney Matthews: Oh, but you couldn't, because it was more important to get your psychotic self on that helicopter than to save the brother you wanted dead in the first place!
Ric Lansing: Look - look I understand that you hate me! I under stand that! You have every reason to! But, don't you dare to presume to understand how I feel about our brother!
Courtney Matthews: Oh, let me guess, Ric! you really loved him deep down inside. I don't buy it! Elizabeth might! But, I never will!
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Look, you just can't come into my house and take a shower.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: I thought you'd understand.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Understand what? I don't go into your house and take a shower, do I?
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: I don't have a house anymore.
Luke Spencer: See, he's got you there. Blaze.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Don't call me Blaze.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: Why does he call you Blaze?
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: He doesn't call me Blaze.
Luke Spencer: You ever seen this woman wield a fire extinguisher.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Look, you know what? We all got out of the fire. We're safe. I'm incredibly grateful. But, all I want out of life right now is a long hot bubble bath.
Luke Spencer: Care for company?
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Tracy Quartermaine: Where have you two been?
Dr. Monica Quartermaine: We've been with Emily.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: My daughter has lost her fiance.
Helena Cassadine: That's all Nikolas was to you - a boy in love with your daughter. Now, my grandson is gone. He's gone. And I will spend the rest of my life seeing that the Quartermaines pay - every last one of you. Now that Nikolas is gone. I have nothing to live for but vengeance.
Justice Ward: Mrs. Cassadine, we certainly...
Helena Cassadine: Retribution is my special gift. Years ago I cursed Luke and Laura. Now Laura's a vegetable, and Luke is slowly drinking himself to death.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Luke survived a lot worse than you - tonight alone.
Helena Cassadine: I'll make sorrow and regret your constant companions.
Tracy Quartermaine: You're braking mad.
Helena Cassadine: Yes, and you will be too, when you've lost your sons as I lost my grandson.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Come on, this is the last thing Nikolas would want.
Helena Cassadine: Don't you presume to speak for my grandson! His death will be avenged. And you will all pay dearly! You - You most of all.
Tracy Quartermaine: Good grief! That woman is melodramatic.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: Well, Helena's hex obviously solves are liability problem - we'll all be dead within the week.
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Courtney Matthews Morgan: Hey, Brian, it's OK. It's over now.
Brian Beck: I did love you, Courtney.
Courtney Matthews Morgan: You're going to be all right.
Brian Beck: I know. Karen and Henry are waiting for me.
Courtney Matthews Morgan: Nurse, we need some help in here!
Brian Beck: Be happy, Courtney.
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Nikolas Cassidine: I'm glad that you survived the fire as well. As much as I've hated you at times. I never really wanted you dead.
Helena Cassadine: I know that. And I know that, on some level you've always understood my devotion to you.
Nikolas Cassidine: Doesn't mean I accept or condone all the terrible things you've done. All I'm saying is that maybe - maybe this fire is a change for us to start over, to connect as a - as a family - not that that's even possible. Believe me, I have my doubts about your motivations.
Helena Cassadine: No, Nikolas, it is more than possible.
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Helena Cassadine: Nikolas?
Nikolas Cassidine: Hello, Grandmother.
Helena Cassadine: You're alive.
Nikolas Cassidine: Yeah. I can see that you're worried, grandmother. But, I'm all right, really.
Helena Cassadine: Oh, It felt like a cosmic joke that you would die in a fire cause by someone else's negligence. After everything I did to save you - yet here you are - the strongest of the strong. Oh, my perfect prince.
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Helena Cassadine: I want you to kill Edward Quartermaine.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You'll have to kill me first. If you as so much as enter General Hospital, let alone the I. C. U. I will have you arrested for attempted murder.
Mitchell Coleman: Chill. I'm not going to kill anybody. I'm a lover not a fighter.
Helena Cassadine: You don't belong here.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You are so predictable. As soon as there's death and destruction, there you are in the middle of it, foaming at the mouth.
Helena Cassadine: It's call revenge. Edward Quartermaine practically murdered my grandson.
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Edward Quartermaine: Oh, Emily, I can't tell you how grateful I am that you're safe.
Emily Quartermaine: You must be a whole lot happier now that Nikolas is gone.
Edward Quartermaine: No, Emily, now, you know that I opposed your engagement to Nikolas. But I...
Emily Quartermaine: That hotel was a firetrap, and you knew it! You could of stop what happened. Nikolas died because of you!
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Luke Spencer: Hi, It's me. Lucas Lorenzo Spencer. Well, what can you say about Cameron Lewis except that he was as crazy as most of his patients? Which is probably why he was a good doctor. He was an honest man, and he told it like it was. He'd been to some dark places in himself, and he wasn't afraid of those place in other people. He knew what made seemingly intelligent people trash their own lives. Dr. Lewis died saving my son, probably because he couldn't save his own. He made mistakes, like everybody, but did what he could to fix what he had broken. He was a good man, an honest man. I don't really believe that the dead can hear me or see me. But, just in case I'm wrong, Thanks, Cameron. You were a good friend.
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Jason Morgan: You had a nice story the last time you tried to kill me. What's it going to be this time?
Det. Andy Capelli: That's an easy one. You tried to kill me, and I shot you in self-defense.
Jason Morgan: You want me dead to frame me for shooting detective Beck, when you're the one who killed him. That's very good, Capelli.
Det. Andy Capelli: Oh, you figured that out all by yourself, huh, Morgan? I guess you're not as stupid as people think.
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Carly Corinthos: What are you doing here?
Samantha McCall: Hi, Sonny asked me to give you a message. The boys - They're going to stay with him.
Carly Corinthos: He's going to kidnap the kids. I knew it. He probably has them in the car already. He's probably leaving town right now.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Lucky, send an officer to check the penthouse.
Carly Corinthos: No, it is too late for that. You get an A. P. B. out on Sonny and arrest this bitch for conspiracy to kidnap my kids!
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Have you forgotten one very important detail? Faith is a homicidal maniac.
Luke Spencer: True, but she's also a savvy investor.
Faith Rosco: Oh, thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.
Luke Spencer: Her participation guarantees notoriety. Plus we all benefit from the percentage of laundering her money, which I explained to you already.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Yeah, but, you see, that was before you disappeared and left me alone with this bleach-blond barracuda, before I had to stop her from murdering Justus Ward, before she tried to kick us out of our own club.
Faith Rosco: Is this a private rant, or can anyone chime in?
Luke Spencer: Chime.
Faith Rosco: Good. See, now that you're back and someone competent is in control. I promise to be on my very, very best behavior. See, I'd rather have you on my side than standing against me, so to speak.
Luke Spencer: I'm glad we understand each other. I look forward to doing more business with you.
Faith Rosco: I'm breathless with anticipation. Don't disappoint me.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Do you want to get the knife out of my back because it's a little hard to reach.
Luke Spencer: Oh, come on, Blaze, calm down.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, no, don't Blaze me! You just sided against me with a psychopath.
Luke Spencer: Well, I think she's more of a sociopath, actually, but she's not so bad. Believe me, I've danced with worse.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, my God. I can't believe I didn't see this before. You actually enjoy having that woman around, don't you? You like the treachery with a little murder thrown in. You're really having fun here, aren't you?
Luke Spencer: That's somewhat true.
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Emily Quartermaine: No one in your family actually went crazy because of love.
Nikolas Cassidine: My mother's in a hospital, Emily, remember?
Emily Quartermaine: Nikolas, Laura had a traumatic experience in her past. That's the reason she's sick. It has nothing to do with Stefan or Stavros. I mean, look - look at Helena. She's indestructible. Why didn't your grandfather's love destroy her?
Nikolas Cassidine: But it did. Helena's psychotic. She may not wander around talking to herself or sit staring at a wall all day like my mother, but she's definitely insane.
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Carly Corinthos: I hired a new lawyer, someone who is very qualified to handle this case.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Who is it?
Carly Corinthos: Alexis Davis.
Lorenzo Alcazar: She's a madwoman. She is not the right person to get your children back.
Carly Corinthos: I disagree.
Lorenzo Alcazar: She put a knife in my brother's chest and pushed him over a balcony, Carly. If there's any justus she'd be doing life in prison.
Carly Corinthos: OK, trust me. I do not want to work with Alexis. She is really the last person. But she's the only one that can handle Sonny.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Oh, you're assuming because she represented him one time she'll be able to throw him off balance in court? You can't trust her, Carly. She despises you.
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Georgie Jones: Maxie, you did everything you could for Zander.
Maxie Jones: No, I did everything wrong. I left him in a room where he burned to death.
Georgie Jones: Maxie, that was not your fault.
Maxie Jones: No, Zander - Zander would still be alive if I'd only told Mac where he was, If I had been honest. Lies are not the easy way out. They get people killed.
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Carly Corinthos: Sonny and I are parents together, and that's as far as it goes. Anything else is over.
Courtney Matthews Morgan: Why?
Carly Corinthos: Let's pull one thing out of the hat - Sam.
Courtney Matthews Morgan: Oh, come on, Carly, you don't honestly believe that he loves her?
Carly Corinthos: It's got nothing to do with love, Courtney. It's about keeping score. You know how it works. You disagree with Sonny, five points off. You cross him, ten points off. You do something that he thinks is betrayal, ok, you're out of the game. And right now, Sam's playing the game perfectly, ok? So let her enjoy it. She's keeping her mouth shut. She's doing what she's told. Let her have the fun while it lasts. I'm out of it. I am standing on my own two feet.
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Samantha McCall: I'm Nervous.
Emily Quartermaine: All brides are, occupational hazard.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, Sonny. I'm sorry, I didn't see you down there. I'm wearing heels today.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Sonny and that trashy wife of his have all the class of a couple of inbred hillbillies.
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Sonny Corinthos: What?
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas.


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