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Gary the Rat

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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: I'm not looking for Mrs. Right. I'm looking for Mrs. Right-Friggin'-Now!
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Yes, mother. I know the respirator is old, but you're not going to need it much longer. We'll talk soon.
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: No, mother, I can't come and see you tonight. Well, accidental amputations happen all the time. Deal with it.
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: I... whoa! Whoa! WHOA! What happened, were you in a fire?
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Gary's Therapist: So what seems to be the problem?
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Well, for starters, I'm a six-foot rat.
Gary's Therapist: You're not happy with your height. That's a good start.
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Long live deep pockets.
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Gary: I've got to stop eating white trash.
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: I've got to stop eating white trash.
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Yes, mother. A lot of people go through life with only one lung. I'm sure it's fine for you to smoke. Go ahead, light up!
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: I've got to stop mixing medications.
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Betty, you're going to kill him! Let me help!
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Are you sure you're a doctor?
Gary's Therapist: The Internet University of Science Stuff seems to think so.
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: I'm outta here.
Gary's Therapist: Please pay the girl outside in small bills.
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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: I look forward to the bloodbath tomorrow!
Caroline Swanson: So do I! I'm going to rip your heart out!
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: You'll have to find it first!
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Priest: ...we are gathered here today to join this woman-slash-thing with gills, and this rat-slash-attorney in holy matrimony...
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Jackson Buford Harrison: Does she have any kids?
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Yes.
Jackson Buford Harrison: How Many?
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Eight
Jackson Buford Harrison: Jimminy Christmas, someone should tell her that it's a vagina not a clown car.
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Walter: Frank, it's come to my attention that you have leprosy.
Frank: That's a lie. [accidently flings his nose into Walter's glass of water]
Walter: Leprosy is an infectious bacterial disease man. That's not the type of lifestyle we can support here...
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Co-worker: Sniff, sniff - Holy Christ Andrews, what's that smell ? you're stinking up the whole building
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: That'd be the remnants of your 40 dollar girlfriend. You probably could catch her at the elevator if you hurry.


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