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	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Taste Makes Waist Garfield: [rapping] Some guys are trouble, some guys are fun; I'm Michael Jackson all rolled into one.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Taste Makes Waist Wade Duck: I'm afraid of a lot of things. Alphabetically, aardvar... Psychiatrist: Excuse me, but what are you doing under the couch? Wade Duck: I have a lot of problems.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Taste Makes Waist Super Sonic Seymour: [reading the list Garfield typed] I want you to remove my pants, take back all the money from me, dump paint on my head and let the garbage men take me... I.I.I... wait a minute! Jon Arbuckle: I can't wait a minute, I have to remove your pants, dump paint on your head... [proceeds to do so]
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Taste Makes Waist Garfield: This is the end of the Garfield rap. Now pass me a pillow, it's time for my nap.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Taste Makes Waist Garfield: [rapping] Beef-by products is how they sell the parts of the cow they can't identify.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Forget-Me-Not-Newton Jon: [about the policeman] He didn't believe me. Garfield: I wouldn't believe a man with cowboys and horsies on his pajamas either.
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - Polar Pussycat Wade Duck: You know, I complain a lot, but when you get down to it, it's a wonderful life.
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - Polar Pussycat Mr. Sprocket: Kids don't want to watch a cartoon about a cat. Garfield: They're culturally deprived.
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - Polar Pussycat Chorus singers: [singing] Keep on rolling, keep on rolling, rolling down the road, keep on rolling, keep on rolling, with your heavy load. Keep on trucking, keep on trucking, that's what truckers do, got to keep on trucking, got to get on through!
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - Polar Pussycat Garfield: [singing] If you're wondering what became of me, I was nowhere near the road. I can't rescue Odie, I'm not in this episode. Keep on snoring, keep on snoring, back home safe and sound, keep on snoring, keep on snoring, most fun I have found. Keep on sleeping, keep on sleeping, peaceful here alone, got to keep on sleeping, Odie's on his own.
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - Polar Pussycat Garfield: Billy Bob shook and moaned and shivered, and he told the puppy why. 'We'll never get this load delivered if I can't outrun this guy!'
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - A Tall Tale Buddy Bears: Oh, we are the Buddy Bears, we're here to teach you stuff/ Learning lots and lots of facts is never ever rough/ If you don't know everything you haven't learned enough/ Oh, we are the Buddy Bears, we're here to teach you stuff!
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - A Tall Tale Garfield: This isn't educational TV! This is Garfield! Bertie Buddy Bear: James Garfield was the 20th President of the United States.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - A Tall Tale Garfield: They're driving me bananas! Billy Buddy Bear: Bananas are an excellent source of potassium. Garfield: You're driving me bats! Bobby Buddy Bear: Bats are flying mammals with excellent night vision. Garfield: I'm at the end of my rope! Bertie Buddy Bear: Rope is usually made from the fibers of the hemp plant. Garfield: I've got to get someplace safe! Billy Buddy Bear: The safe was invented in 1831.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - A Tall Tale Network Executive: What does this teach anyone? Garfield: It teaches them not to let me paint them.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - A Tall Tale Billy Buddy Bear: Garfield is not speaking Italian. He's speaking bad English with a bad Italian accent.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - A Tall Tale Bobby Buddy Bear: Do you know what goes into a chocolate cupcake? It contains sugar, enriched flour, baking powder, and various artificial coloring and flavorings to simulate the taste and appearance of chocolate. Garfield: [sniffs cupcake] Hey, it does smell like thiamine mononitrate!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Trial and Error Nermal: Garfield! Help! This dinosaur is fifty feet tall! Garfield: See? He's exaggerating again. That dinosaur is only forty feet tall.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Flat Tired Jon Arbuckle: Garfield's been a very bad dog lately. I'm gonna teach him a lesson she'll never forget.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Flat Tired Garfield: No, that's not a mistake. That's how much food I always pack.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Flat Tired Garfield: Can you believe Pete's trying to scare us like that? Odie: I don't know, I'm kinda scared.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Flat Tired Jon Arbuckle: I'll scare the pants off those three, or my name isn't June Arburkle!
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Skyway Robbery Garfield: [to the camera, as Al Swindler's dilapidated plane goes down, and after Swindler has bailed out] Kids, check your TV listings! Make sure this isn't the last episode!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Pros and Cons Guy in Movie: You! You're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage...2!
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Lasagna Zone Garfield: These scientists are studying which words are the funniest when used in jokes. Scientist #1: Pickle. Scientist #2: Funny. Scientist #1: Pretzel. Scientist #2: Funny. Scientist #1: Cookie. Scientist #2: Funny. Scientist #1: Steak. Scientist #2: Not funny. Scientist #1: Yellow-bellied sap-sucker. Scientist #2: Funny. Scientist #1: Dog. Scientist #2: Not funny. Scientist #1: Elephant. Scientist #2: Funny. Scientist #1: Chicken. Scientist #2: Extremely funny. Scientist #1: Lion. Scientist #2: Not funny.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Lasagna Zone Garfield: Today we're going to discuss how to be funny. [pie hits him in the face] That is not one of the ways.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Lasagna Zone Garfield: Take note: if something isn't funny, you keep doing it, and eventually it becomes a running gag.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Goody Go-Round Garfield: From time to time on this show, we'd like to bring you something a little educational. Garfield: [shocked] No, no! Don't change channels! It's not that educational.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Goody Go-Round Jon: I have a big date with Liz tonight, Garfield. What do you think of my outfit? Jon: [irritated] I don't have to take this. Jon: No cat is gonna make a fool out of me. Garfield: [holding up a watch, still snickering] One... two... three...
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - One Good Fern Deserves Another Garfield: Hello. This is Garfield, your doorman.

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