03x07 - The Bear and the Maiden Fair Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Bear and the Maiden Fair

Ygritte: You know nothing, Jon Snow.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Jojen Reed: I saw Jon Snow.
Bran Stark: You saw him? At Castle Black?
Jojen Reed: He was on the wrong side of the wall. He's surrounded by enemies.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Arya Stark: Joffrey. Cersei. Ilyn Payne.
Anguy: You're good. You're not as good as you think you are.
Arya Stark: Face, tits, balls. I hit'em right where I wanted to.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some, are given a chance to climb. They refuse, they cling to the realm or the gods or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Tyrion Lannister: I don't suppose there is anything we can do about this?
Cersei Lannister: We can have them both killed.
Tyrion Lannister: It's hard to say which of the four of us is getting the worst of the arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras will certainly come to know a deep and singular misery.
Cersei Lannister: Father doesn't discriminate.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Sansa Stark: That's a wonderful pin.
Loras Tyrell: It's more of a brooch really.


Loras Tyrell: Well, I suppose a brooch is a sort of pin, so...
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Ramsay Snow: This isn't happening to you for a reason. Well, one reason: I enjoy it!
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Ramsay Snow: If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Ramsay Snow: [mockingly] Sorry! Were you sleeping?
Theon Greyjoy: Wa...
Ramsay Snow: Wa? Water? You must mean water. I wish I had some for you.


Ramsay Snow: Let's play a game! Which body part do you need the least?
Theon Greyjoy: [whimpers] Please...
Ramsay Snow: "Please" isn't a body part.
Theon Greyjoy: I'll tell you everything, please.
Ramsay Snow: But you already told me everything, remember? Your daddy was mean to you. The Starks didn't appreciate you. One can admit, the Stark boys. They're still alive. Wouldn't that be a hunt to remember. You failed, but I'm a better hunter than you. Now, how about your little finger? You don't need that for much do you? No? Good! Let's start with that. You've been wondering why you're here, how many, where you are, who I am, why I'm doing this to you. So, guess! If your right, I'll tell you, by the old gods and the new, I swear it. You win the game if you figure out who I am and why I'm torturing you, and I win the game if you beg me to cut off your finger.
Theon Greyjoy: If I win, you'll let me go?
Ramsay Snow: [chuckles nastily] If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Theon Greyjoy: Please...
Ramsay Snow: [holds a knife close to Theon's face] You say "please" again, and you'll wish you hadn't. You first, where are we?
Theon Greyjoy: The North.
Ramsay Snow: Too vague!
Theon Greyjoy: Deepwood Motte.
Ramsay Snow: [laughs] Terrible guess! Now where?
Theon Greyjoy: Last Hearth.
Ramsay Snow: Now, do I look like a fucking Umber to you?
Theon Greyjoy: The Karhold!
Ramsay Snow: Karhold. How did you know that? Did you see any banners flying when we came in?
Theon Greyjoy: No... it was just a guess.
Ramsay Snow: Very good, Lord Theon. Who am I?
Theon Greyjoy: Torrhen Karstark.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Ramsay Snow: He's dead! Strangled by the Kingslayer.
Theon Greyjoy: He was your brother. your father is Rickard Karstark.


Theon Greyjoy: You swore to tell me!
Ramsay Snow: You're right.
Theon Greyjoy: Lord Rickard Karstark is Robb's bannerman, and I betrayed Robb. that's why you're torturing me.
Ramsay Snow: Yes... you win.


Ramsay Snow: You forgot to ask one question! You forgot to ask me if I'm a liar! I'm afraid, I am. Everything I told you is a lie. This isn't happening to you for a reason, well one reason: I enjoy it!


Theon Greyjoy: Please! Please cut it off, cut it off!


Ramsay Snow: I win!
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Bran Stark: You're both good at skinning rabbits.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Beric Dondarrion: We serve the Lord of Light, and the Lord of Light needs this boy.
Arya Stark: Did the Lord of Light tell you that, or did she?


Arya Stark: You're not doing this for your god! You're doing this for gold!
Thoros of Myr: We're doing it for both, girl. We can't defend the people without weapons and horses and food, and we can't get weapons and horses and food, without gold.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Melisandre: [to Gendry] You are more then they could ever be. They are just foot soldiers in the great war. You will make kings rise and fall.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Arya Stark: You're a witch! You're going to hurt him!
Melisandre: I see a darkness in you. And in that darkness, eyes staring back at me. Brown eyes, blue eyes, green eyes. Eyes you'll shut forever. We will meet again.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Tyrion Lannister: Where to begin... this is awkward.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Ygritte: Don't ever betray me.
Jon Snow: I won't.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Ygritte: Are you staring at me ass, Jon Snow?
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Sansa Stark: Will they let me invite my family?
Shae: They didn't ask my opinion.
Sansa Stark: But do you think they will?
Shae: No.
03x06 - The Climb Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Climb

Ramsay Snow: You win the game if you can figure out who I am and why I'm torturing you, and I win the game if you beg me to cut off your finger.
Theon Greyjoy: If I win, will you let me go?
Ramsay Snow: [chuckles nastily] If you think this has a happy ending... you haven't been paying attention.
Theon Greyjoy: [whimpers] Please...


Ramsay Snow: You say "please" again, and you wish you hadn't.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Tywin Lannister: [Tyrion Lannister enters Tywin's meeting chambers. He sees his sister Cersei and his father Tywin sitting at the table] You're late.
Tyrion Lannister: What is she doing here?
Tywin Lannister: Our business concerns her too. Sit.
Tyrion Lannister: [Tywin sits with a thick book in his hand] You'll be pleased to learn that after one conversation with Olenna Tyrell, I've saved the Crown hundreds of thousands on this wedding.
Tywin Lannister: Never mind that now. We have something important to discuss.
Tyrion Lannister: I'm Master of Coin. Saving money is important. [Cersei smirks to the point of almost snickering. He looks at her with fuming annoyance] Stop that. You're making me uncomfortable.
Tywin Lannister: Your sister has learned that your new friends the Tyrells are plotting marry Sansa Stark to Ser Loras.
Tyrion Lannister: Very well. She's a lovely girl. Missing some of Loras' favorite bits, but I'm sure they'll make do.
Tywin Lannister: Your jokes are not appreciated.
Tyrion Lannister: It wasn't my best, but I thought...
Tywin Lannister: [interrupting Tyrion] I bring them into the royal fold and this is how they repay me, by trying to steal the key to the North out from under me.
Tyrion Lannister: Sansa is the key to the North? I seem to remember she has an older brother.
Tywin Lannister: The Karstarks have marched home. The young wolf has lost half his army. His days are numbered. Theon Greyjoy murdered both his brothers. That makes Sansa Stark the heir to Winterfell. And I'm not about to hand her over to the Tyrells.
Tyrion Lannister: The Tyrell army is helping us to win this war. Do you really think it's wise to refuse them?
Tywin Lannister: There's nothing to refuse. This is a plot. Plots are not public knowledge. And the Tyrells won't carry this one out until after Joffrey's wedding. We need to act first and kill this union in its crib.
Tyrion Lannister: And how do we do that?
Tywin Lannister: We find Sansa Stark a different husband.
Tyrion Lannister: Wonderful.
Cersei Lannister: Yes, it is.
Tyrion Lannister: [Tyrion looks at his sister beaming at him. His eyes widen and immediately learns he's the one his father plans to marry Sansa Stark. He looks back at his father, appalled] You can't mean it.
Tywin Lannister: I can and I do.
Tyrion Lannister: Joffrey has made this poor girl's life miserable since the day he took her father's head. Now she's finally free of him and you want her to give her to me? That's cruel even for you.
Tywin Lannister: Do you intend on mistreating her? The girl's happiness is not my concern - nor should it be yours.
Tyrion Lannister: She's a child!
Cersei Lannister: She's flowered, I assure you. She and I have discussed it at length.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Tywin Lannister: There, you see? You will wed her, bed her, and put a child in her. Surely you're capable of that.
Tyrion Lannister: And if I refuse?
Tywin Lannister: You wanted to be rewarded for your valor in battle. Sansa Stark is a finer reward than you could ever dare hope for. And it is past time you were wed.
Tyrion Lannister: [responds snarkily and angrily] I was wed. Or don't you remember you?
Tywin Lannister: [displeased with his son's tone] Only too well.
Cersei Lannister: [looks at her brother with glee] You should be thanking the gods for this. This is more than you deserve.
Tywin Lannister: Tyrion will do as he's bid.


Tywin Lannister: As will you.
Cersei Lannister: [turns to her father, confused and uncertain of what he's talking about] What do you mean?
Tywin Lannister: You'll marry Ser Loras.
Cersei Lannister: [Tyrion's eyes go from his father to his sister] I will not.
Tywin Lannister: The boy is heir to Highgarden. Tyrion will secure the North. You will secure the Reach.
Cersei Lannister: No, I won't do it.
Tywin Lannister: Yes, you will. You're still fertile. You need to marry and breed.
Cersei Lannister: [snaps at her father with intense anger] I am Queen Regent, not some broodmare.
Tywin Lannister: [shouts angrily and almost interrupting her] You're my daughter! You will do as I command and you will marry Loras Tyrell and put an end to the disgusting rumors about you once and for all.
Cersei Lannister: [pleading] Father, don't make me do it again, please.
Tywin Lannister: [gets up, pounding the table with his fist] Not another word.


Tywin Lannister: My children. You've disgraced the Lannister name for far too long.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Tywin Lannister: [Tyrion Lannister enters Tywin's meeting chambers. He sees his sister Cersei and his father Tywin sitting at the table] You're late.
Tyrion Lannister: What is she doing here?
Tywin Lannister: Our business concerns her too. Sit.
Tyrion Lannister: [Tywin sits with a thick book in his hand] You'll be pleased to learn that after one conversation with Olenna Tyrell, I've saved the Crown hundreds of thousands on this wedding.
Tywin Lannister: Never mind that now. We have something important to discuss.
Tyrion Lannister: I'm Master of Coin. Saving money is important. [Cersei smirks to the point of almost snickering. He looks at her with fuming annoyance] Stop that. You're making me uncomfortable.
Tywin Lannister: Your sister has learned that your new friends the Tyrells are plotting marry Sansa Stark to Ser Loras.
Tyrion Lannister: Very well. She's a lovely girl. Missing some of Loras' favorite bits, but I'm sure they'll make do.
Tywin Lannister: Your jokes are not appreciated.
Tyrion Lannister: It wasn't my best, but I thought...
Tywin Lannister: [interrupting Tyrion] I bring them into the royal fold and this is how they repay me, by trying to steal the key to the North out from under me.
Tyrion Lannister: Sansa is the key to the North? I seem to remember she has an older brother.
Tywin Lannister: The Karstarks have marched home. The young wolf has lost half his army. His days are numbered. Theon Greyjoy murdered both his brothers. That makes Sansa Stark the heir to Winterfell. And I'm not about to hand her over to the Tyrells.
Tyrion Lannister: The Tyrell army is helping us to win this war. Do you really think it's wise to refuse them?
Tywin Lannister: There's nothing to refuse. This is a plot. Plots are not public knowledge. And the Tyrells won't carry this one out until after Joffrey's wedding. We need to act first and kill this union in its crib.
Tyrion Lannister: And how do we do that?
Tywin Lannister: We find Sansa Stark a different husband.
Tyrion Lannister: Wonderful.
Cersei Lannister: Yes, it is.
Tyrion Lannister: [Tyrion looks at his sister beaming at him. His eyes widen and immediately learns he's the one his father plans to marry Sansa Stark. He looks back at his father, appalled] You can't mean it.
Tywin Lannister: I can and I do.
Tyrion Lannister: Joffrey has made this poor girl's life miserable since the day he took her father's head. Now she's finally free of him and you want to give her to me? That's cruel even for you.
Tywin Lannister: Do you intend on mistreating her? The girl's happiness is not my concern - nor should it be yours.
Tyrion Lannister: She's a child!
Cersei Lannister: She's flowered, I assure you. She and I have discussed it at length.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Tywin Lannister: [Tyrion Lannister enters Tywin's meeting chambers. He sees his sister Cersei and his father Tywin sitting at the table] You're late.
Tyrion Lannister: What is she doing here?
Tywin Lannister: Our business concerns her too. Sit.
Tyrion Lannister: [Tywin sits with a thick book in his hand] You'll be pleased to learn that after one conversation with Olenna Tyrell, I've saved the Crown hundreds of thousands on this wedding.
Tywin Lannister: Never mind that now. We have something important to discuss.
Tyrion Lannister: I'm Master of Coin. Saving money is important. [Cersei smirks to the point of almost snickering. He looks at her with fuming annoyance] Stop that. You're making me uncomfortable.
Tywin Lannister: Your sister has learned that your new friends the Tyrells are plotting to marry Sansa Stark to Ser Loras.
Tyrion Lannister: Very well. She's a lovely girl. Missing some of Loras' favorite bits, but I'm sure they'll make do.
Tywin Lannister: Your jokes are not appreciated.
Tyrion Lannister: It wasn't my best, but I thought...
Tywin Lannister: [interrupting Tyrion] I bring them into the royal fold and this is how they repay me, by trying to steal the key to the North out from under me.
Tyrion Lannister: Sansa is the key to the North? I seem to remember she has an older brother.
Tywin Lannister: The Karstarks have marched home. The young wolf has lost half his army. His days are numbered. Theon Greyjoy murdered both his brothers. That makes Sansa Stark the heir to Winterfell. And I'm not about to hand her over to the Tyrells.
Tyrion Lannister: The Tyrell army is helping us to win this war. Do you really think it's wise to refuse them?
Tywin Lannister: There's nothing to refuse. This is a plot. Plots are not public knowledge. And the Tyrells won't carry this one out until after Joffrey's wedding. We need to act first and kill this union in its crib.
Tyrion Lannister: And how do we do that?
Tywin Lannister: We find Sansa Stark a different husband.
Tyrion Lannister: Wonderful.
Cersei Lannister: Yes, it is.
Tyrion Lannister: [Tyrion looks at his sister beaming at him. His eyes widen and immediately learns he's the one his father plans to marry Sansa Stark. He looks back at his father, appalled] You can't mean it.
Tywin Lannister: I can and I do.
Tyrion Lannister: Joffrey has made this poor girl's life miserable since the day he took her father's head. Now she's finally free of him and you want to give her to me? That's cruel even for you.
Tywin Lannister: Do you intend on mistreating her? The girl's happiness is not my concern - nor should it be yours.
Tyrion Lannister: She's a child!
Cersei Lannister: She's flowered, I assure you. She and I have discussed it at length.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Tywin Lannister: There, you see? You will wed her, bed her, and put a child in her. Surely you're capable of that.
Tyrion Lannister: And if I refuse?
Tywin Lannister: You wanted to be rewarded for your valor in battle. Sansa Stark is a finer reward than you could ever dare hope for. And it is past time you were wed.
Tyrion Lannister: [responds snarkily and angrily] I was wed. Or don't you remember?
Tywin Lannister: [displeased with his son's tone] Only too well.
Cersei Lannister: [looks at her brother with glee] You should be thanking the gods for this. This is more than you deserve.
Tywin Lannister: Tyrion will do as he's bid. [And turns to Cersei] As will you.
Cersei Lannister: [turns to her father, confused and uncertain of what he's talking about] What do you mean?
Tywin Lannister: You'll marry Ser Loras.
Cersei Lannister: [Tyrion's eyes go from his father to his sister] I will not.
Tywin Lannister: The boy is heir to Highgarden. Tyrion will secure the North. You will secure the Reach.
Cersei Lannister: No, I won't do it.
Tywin Lannister: Yes, you will. You're still fertile. You need to marry and breed.
Cersei Lannister: [snaps at her father with intense anger] I am Queen Regent, not some broodmare.
Tywin Lannister: [shouts angrily and almost interrupting her] You're my daughter! You will do as I command and you will marry Loras Tyrell and put an end to the disgusting rumors about you once and for all.
Cersei Lannister: [pleading] Father, don't make me do it again, please.
Tywin Lannister: [gets up, pounding the table with his fist] Not another word. [looks at his children with complete disappointment] My children. You've disgraced the Lannister name for far too long.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Arya Stark: Could you bring back a man without his head? Not 6 times, just once.
Thoros of Myr: I don't think that's how it works, child.
Beric Dondarrion: He was a good man, Ned Stark. He's at rest now. I would never wish my life upon him.
Arya Stark: I would. You're alive.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Robb Stark: Rickard Karstark, Lord of Karhold. Here in the sight of gods and men, I sentence you to die. Would you speak a final word?
Rickard Karstark: Kill me and be cursed. You are no king of mine!

03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Lady Olenna Tyrell: Gods boy, that's enough. We're not in a tavern.
Podrick Payne: Pardon. my lady...
Lady Olenna Tyrell: No need to speak.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Gendry: They're a family. I've never had a family.
Arya Stark: I can be your family!
Gendry: You wouldn't be my family. You'd be m'lady.

03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Ygritte: I don't ever want to leave this cave, Jon Snow. Not ever.
03x05 - Kissed by Fire Season 3 / Episode 5: - Kissed by Fire

Jaime Lannister: There it is. There's the look. I've seen it for 17 years on face after face. You all despise me. Kingslayer. Oathbreaker. A man without honor. You've heard of wildfire?
Brienne of Tarth: Of course.
Jaime Lannister: The Mad King was obsessed with it. He loved to watch people burn, the way their skin blackened and blistered and melted off their bones. He burned lords he didn't like. He burned Hands who disobeyed him. He burned anyone who was against him. Before long, half the country was against him. Aerys saw traitors everywhere. So he had his pyromancer place caches of wildfire all over the city. Beneath the Sept of Baelor and the slums of Flea Bottom. Under houses, stables, taverns. Even beneath the Red Keep itself. Finally, the day of reckoning came. Robert Baratheon marched on the capital after his victory at the Trident. But my father arrived first with the whole Lannister army at his back, promising to defend the city against the rebels. I knew my father better than that. He's never been one to pick the losing side. I told the Mad King as much. I urged him to surrender peacefully. But the king didn't listen to me. He didn't listen to Varys who tried to warn him. But he did listen to Grand Maester Pycelle, that grey, sunken cunt. "You can trust the Lannisters," he said. "The Lannisters have always been true friends of the crown." So we opened the gates and my father sacked the city. Once again, I came to the king, begging him to surrender. He told me to bring him my father's head. Then he turned to his pyromancer. "Burn them all," he said. "Burn them in their homes. Burn them in their beds." Tell me, if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and stand by while thousands of men, women, and children burned alive, would you have done it? Would you have kept your oath then? First, I killed the pyromancer. And then when the king turned to flee, I drove my sword into his back. "Burn them all," he kept saying. "Burn them all." I don't think he expected to die. He- he meant to... burn with the rest of us and rise again, reborn as a dragon to turn his enemies to ash. I slit his throat to make sure that didn't happen. That's where Ned Stark found me.
Brienne of Tarth: If this is true... why didn't you tell anyone? Why didn't you tell Lord Stark?
Jaime Lannister: Stark? You think the honorable Ned Stark wanted to hear my side? He judged me guilty the moment he set eyes on me. By what right does the wolf judge the lion? By what right?