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	Season 1 / Episode 13: - It Came From Earth Bobbi Babbel: We're talking to Beef Bonk... Beef Bonk: Er, we are? Bobbi Babbel: Who seems like a born weader. Mr. Bonk. I'm sure our viewers would wove to know your plans for the future. Beef Bonk: Today we plasterize the mastodons. Later, maybe I'll join the marines. Bobbi Babbel: [turns to Rotten Roland] And you? Rotten Roland: Me? I love it, I love it! I'm thinking about a life in crime. Who should I be? The good guy, or the bad guy?
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - It Came From Earth Zuggleball: Yippie! Hit me, smack me!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - It Came From Earth Doyle Cleverlobe: [Doyle is 400 feet tall] Oh my head! I'm so tall, I get headaches just standing up.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - It Came From Earth General Beef Bonk: Gentlemen, we have a monster heading for New York. And one thing's crystal clear: monster stink!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - It Came From Earth Ollie Oilslick: Hey hey, Doyle! You used to say you was a big man back on Earth. Youz' got your wish! Doyle Cleverlobe: You think I like being this tall, Ollie? I've got pigeons nesting in my ear!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - It Came From Earth Professor Icenstein: Doyle, my boy, how are you? Doyle Cleverlobe: Well, to start with, I'm 400 feet tall. How are you? Professor Icenstein: Well, I'm about five foot nine. Could I get you a cold drink? Doyle Cleverlobe: No, you could get me a cure.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - It Came From Earth Professor Icenstein: [President Milo has joined his former classmates to protest against his own army] Ja, ja, ja, Milo! Go, go, go! You got my vote, sweety. That's the way to go, Milo-rini.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - It Came From Earth Beef Bonk: Get this: the mental midget is out for 15 seconds, and he thinks he's a giant!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Martian Mumps Doyle Cleverlobe: Holy Krimola!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Martian Mumps Professor Icenstein: Cool your Ralookas, Cleverlobe, Earthlings are quite, quite imune.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Martian Mumps Doyle Cleverlobe: Oh Beef... Beef Bonk: [infected by the Martian Mumps] Yes, Doyle? Doyle Cleverlobe: I just wanted to tell you your rod stinks and your friends stink and most of all, you stink. Beef Bonk: [Beef sniffs his shirt] Thank you. Offensive odor is agains the rules. I shal bathe.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Martian Mumps Beef Bonk: Oh Earth-Boy... Doyle Cleverlobe: Beef! You're not a martian... Beef Bonk: No, but you are Flugel food!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Martian Mumps Professor Icenstein: Aha! Just as I thought. The key element in Beef's personality is rage. He would rather be angry than anything. Doyle Cleverlobe: Well that's the truth, but what's it got to do with Martian Mumps? Professor Icenstein: Aha, when you made him angry, it brought back his true self, thus curing his Martian Mumps Aimee Brightower: You mean we have to make people angry to cure 'em? Professor Icenstein: No, no, no, no, no, that only worked with Beef because it's his strongest emotion. Someone else might be cured by laughing, or hugging, or zinging a zong. Beef Bonk: That's disgusting!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Founder's Day Doyle Cleverlobe: All right, so it's a time machine. So, let's hope into it and get back to the, eh... Aimee Brightower: Future?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Founder's Day Luigi La Bounci: Say, what is-a this-a place-a? Milo De Venus: It's Flutor. Erm, aren't you here to discover it? Ms. Biddy McBrain: Haha! veepers no, we're on our way to the, eh, Bagoblah system. Luigi's opening the first intergalactic House of Pancakes there. And I'm his star waitress!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Founder's Day Creep: [singing] Dry those little eyes, let's see that smile! Hey, let's see that kooky old face... Jack!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Founder's Day Professor Icenstein: I think I'd make a pretty good science teacher. I won the 'No-Bull' prize on my world.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Founder's Day Creep: Sorry Aimee. [singing] You tried. But we're gonna get fried.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Brat Pack Earl Eccchhh: Hey lay off! I ain't no washrag, I'm a person!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Brat Pack Aimee Brightower: It's a beautiful day. The stars are out. Doyle Cleverlobe: Aimee, we're in space. The stars are always Creep: [the Creeps flies over to Aimee] Oh, the only stars I see are in your eyes, Aimee. [starts to sing] Hey! Fly me to Alpha Centouri. Let me lay among the Hey-Glax.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Brat Pack Rotten Roland: Honest, Miss McBrain, you gotta do something. Those kids out bonked the Beefer! Earl Eccchhh: Yeah, they're a regular wrecking crew!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Brat Pack Beef Bonk: [reading aloud from a children's book] Somebody's been sleeping in my cryo chamber, said the baby buzz-morph...
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Brat Pack Creep: [after getting a kiss from Aimee] I'll never wash these lips again! No!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Brat Pack Doyle Cleverlobe: What do you think? Aimee Brightower: It looks like Frankenstein's bus!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Brain Blaster Ms. Biddy McBrain: Now then, what William Quarksphere play has the famous balcony scene? Doyle Cleverlobe: Jude... I don't know... Ms. Biddy McBrain: Romeozone and Jupiterette.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Brain Blaster Doyle's Locker: Thirty years in the locker business and these kids still treat me like I'm stupid!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Brain Blaster Luigi La Bounci: I tell-a you, first I'm gonna kill-a that Earthboy, then I'm gonna fire him!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Brain Blaster Doyle Cleverlobe: What are you guys doing here anyway? Aimee Brightower: We came to get you. We thought you were... Brain Blasting. Doyle Cleverlobe: Me, Brain Blasting, here? [laughs] What a laugh! What a waste that would be! Doyle Cleverlobe: [everybody laughs] I mean, the brainwaves are for the big game!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Brain Blaster Doyle Cleverlobe: I could have really messed up my life with that Brain Blaster. I could have ruined my brain for good! Booey Bubblehead: Really? I tried it once but nothing happened. Milo De Venus: First you gotta have a brain.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Beach Blanket Blow-Up Aimee Brightower: Hi, girls, ready to let the guys chase after us, huh? Gilda Gossip: No Aimee, Fort Lauderoid is where the girls chase the guys. Aimee Brightower: Really? Well, then, let's go shopping!

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