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	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Fry: My hands! My horrible human hands! Whoa! And what'd you do to my nails? The Robot Devil: I cleaned them.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Turanga Leela: Don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings The Robot Devil: This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings The Robot Devil: Your lyrics lack subtility! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Bender: I don't remember ever fighting Godzilla... But that is so what I would have done!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Hello, Fry. Muahahahaha! Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am... oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in... places. Fry: Heheheh, yeah, they get around.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Leela: I've been a fool. A fully justified, prudent fool. Leela: Aaah! They're so cold! Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [off screen] And yet hell is so hot! Ahh ha ha hah! Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [off screen] Can I have my hands back now? Fry: No! Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [off screen] You're not nice!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Bender: Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by "devil", I mean Robot Devil, and by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Bender: What up? Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you. Bender: Forget it. You can't tempt me. Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Really? There's nothing you want? Bender: Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [Robot Devil jumps out of the refrigator] Bender! What a surprise! For you. Finding me in the refrigerator. Bender: Well, at least I don't have the hiccups any more, what's up?
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Hedonism Bot: Oh sirrah! A man writing an opera about a woman? How delightfully absurd!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Hedonism Bot: Ah, Fry, congratulations. Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams. Fry: Thank you, sir. That's exactly what I was going for. Hedonism Bot: You were the sole diversion in what has been a pale and unamusing season, and so I would fain commission you write an opera. Fry: But I've never written an opera. Hedonism Bot: And I've never heard one. Still, if you can keep me amused through the overture I shall consider it a smashing success.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Fry: [singing] Destiny has cheated me / By forcing me / to decide upon / The Woman that I idolize / And the hands of an, Automaton /... Without these hands / I can't complete / The opera that was captivating her / But if I keep them / And she marries him / Then he probably won't / Want me dating her...
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings TV Advertisement: Yes, now you can hear holophonor virtuoso Philip Fry play 900 of his classic themes in your own home on this two-record set. That's over 30 minutes of music for only $14.99. Dr. Zoidberg: Only $14.99 for a two-record set. Two records! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer! Hello? I'll take eight!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Announcer: Please take your seats for the second act. Hedonism Bot: But I'm not done vomiting.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Bender: Wow, your kid is great. How hard did you say you had to hit him? Mrs. Mellonger: Well, fairly hard.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I can't believe the devil is so unforgiving. Dr. Zoidberg: I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Hedonism Bot: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! Hedonism Bot: You know the ones I mean.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Bender: You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Hedonism Bot: Less reality, more fantasy. Resume the opera. Fry: But I can't play anymore. Dr. Zoidberg: Yes, you can! The music was in your heart, not your hands. Dr. Zoidberg: Your music's bad, and you should feel bad!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Fry: At last, I have the power to make Leela love me! [the Devil's hands start strangling Fry] Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Oh, sorry. That'll wear off in a couple of days.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [after Bender's airhorn deafens Leela] How delightfully ironic. Bender: It's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this! [blows horn, but it falters] Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Out of aerosol. Also ironic. Bender: Oh, yeah? Well, bite my shiny, metal... [realizes he gave up his crotch plate] Ohhh, noooooo!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Reverend Preacherbot: By the power vested in me by the state of New New York... Fry: No! Stop! Take my hands, you evil... metal... dork!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Bender: [singing, reading from a dictionary] "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention." / Now that is irony!
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [singing] I will marry her now and confine her to Hell / How droll! How droll! / Where Styx is a river, and not just a band / Though they'll play the reception if all goes as planned / Unless, Fry, you surrender... my hands!
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Calculon: That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show! Fry: Yay, Bender! Turanga Leela: We demand Bender! Calculon: However, you've got the job.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Bender: You're watching Futurama: the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Bender: And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

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