07x12 - 31st Century Fox Season 7 / Episode 12: - 31st Century Fox

Bender: If there's anything I know about fox hunting, it's everything about it. [Sees the fox on a cage] What's that weird cat thing?
07x12 - 31st Century Fox Season 7 / Episode 12: - 31st Century Fox

Turanga Leela: I'll hold the ice-cream, while you jump over the fence. [Fry and Bender jump the fence, Leela follows]
Philip J. Fry: Where's the ice-cream?
Turanga Leela: [Mouth full of ice-cream] There was a bear.
07x12 - 31st Century Fox Season 7 / Episode 12: - 31st Century Fox

Bender: Stop that tenderizing! Prepare for a benderizing!
07x12 - 31st Century Fox Season 7 / Episode 12: - 31st Century Fox

Dr. Zoidberg: It's so cute. Horseshoe crab cute.
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Turanga Leela: Hey, guys! Welcome to my parents' 40th Anniversary party.
Bender: I'm bored. Let's drink!
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Zapp Brannigan: [Zapp and Kif are negotiating a peace treaty with the Carcarons] Now watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic coup by congratulating the Admiral in his native tongue.
Kif Kroker: The last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. I beg you, just use the translator.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif, just trust me for once. [Grunts something in Carcaronese]
Universal Translator: I want to slap your sister with a slice of bologna.
Zapp Brannigan: Uh... Oops! [the Carcarons aim their weapons at Zapp, who uses Kif as a shield]
Kif Kroker: It's the battle of Paco's Tacos all over again!
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Turanga Leela: Well, we should get going. You guys seen where my mom went?
Bender: I don't know where most of her is, but her tongue's in Zapp's mouth. Whoo, nasty!
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Turanga Leela: Mom, I hate to break it to you but Zapp's a jerk. The truth is, I once slept with him... a few times.
Turanga Munda: I know. He showed me the commemorative painting.
Turanga Leela: What?
Turanga Munda: Look, sweetie, I get it: you're jealous because Zapp likes me now and not you. But don't worry, this isn't a competition, although he did say I'm a better kisser.
Turanga Leela: I am not jealous. Also: blecch!
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Turanga Morris: [to Leela] Without your mother, the sewer's a dank and dismal place.
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Turanga Morris: What do you say, honey? Care to give it another go?
Turanga Munda: Well, I am already in my wedding dress, and we still have a cake.
Dr. Zoidberg: [Already eating the cake] Half a cake.
Zapp Brannigan: Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. Mind if I kiss the bride? [Morris punches Zapp in the stomach] Well played.
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Turanga Leela: Mom, are you all right? Did Zapp hurt you? Show me where he touched you on this dried apple doll.
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Philip J. Fry: Are you sure you won't go to your mother's wedding? There'll be fish or steak circle one.
07x05 - Zapp Dingbat Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat

Zapp Brannigan: Kif, we're under attack and the wedding's off. Return fire and the cake.
Kif Kroker: Our defense systems are disabled and you can't return ice-cream cakes. We're doomed!
07x02 - A Farewell to Arms Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What an idiot I was! And by "I", I meant "you"!
07x02 - A Farewell to Arms Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms

Philip J. Fry: [as his pants fly away on the weather balloon] My lucky pants!
Bender: They don't look so lucky to me.
Philip J. Fry: They are too lucky! I was wearing them when I found a dime in my ear, when I got a free subscription to Redbook, and when I first met Leela.
Turanga Leela: Aw. Also, Oh lord!
Philip J. Fry: Also, they're my only pants.
Bender: You wore the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it.
07x02 - A Farewell to Arms Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms

Philip J. Fry: No one messes with my pants, not even the Holy One, blessed be He.
07x02 - A Farewell to Arms Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms

Bender: Get to the point. What does it say about me, Bender?
Amy Wong: Nothing, but it says that a great cataclysm will destroy the world!
Bender: The world? That's where I live! See, I told you I was in there.
07x02 - A Farewell to Arms Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms

Turanga Leela: Well, it wasn't a bad life. If only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy.
Philip J. Fry: Leela, I swear I'll make it up to you. I don't know how, but I'll find every copy of that movie and destroy it. Sure, it might take a few hours...
07x02 - A Farewell to Arms Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms

Richard Nixon's Head: Damn thing won't turn over, like Pat on Sunday morning.
07x01 - The Bots and the Bees Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees

Bev: Hey, folks. What can I get ya?
Philip J. Fry: Hey, it can talk. Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco.
07x01 - The Bots and the Bees Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees

Bender: At least let me defend your honor, and then sully it on the couch.
07x01 - The Bots and the Bees Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees

Turanga Leela: Aw, it's cute. Wait, no it's not! It looks like Bender!
Bender: Hey, whoa! There is no way that baby is mine.
Ben Rodriguez: Wipe my tiny metal ass.
Bender: Aw, crap!
07x01 - The Bots and the Bees Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees

Bender: I'll call him Ben, after the first half of me, Bender. [Ben belches flame] That's my bastard!
07x01 - The Bots and the Bees Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees

Ben Rodriguez: [as Bender tries to bend a girder] Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!
Bender: It called me what? [Bends girder into a knot]
Ben Rodriguez: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel.
07x01 - The Bots and the Bees Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I hate to crush a young robot's dream, but what the heck. This robot only has one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card. This robot will never bend.
Bender: You can't tell me what my son can and cannot do! You may know what's in his head, but not what's in his heart.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [Looks in Ben's chest cavity] No expansion slot in there either.
Bender: I said shut up!
07x01 - The Bots and the Bees Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees

Documentary Narrator: So everything your body does is natural. Except masturbation! That's just wrong!
07x01 - The Bots and the Bees Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees

Bender: There's a dam.
Ben Rodriguez: Damn!
Bender: But there's a grate.
Ben Rodriguez: Great!
06x26 - Reincarnation Season 6 / Episode 26: - Reincarnation

Professor Farnsworth: Wait! There's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump of this log that I found in a hole on the bottom of the sea!
06x26 - Reincarnation Season 6 / Episode 26: - Reincarnation

God Entity: A wise man once said that nothing really dies. Then he died. Stand by for reincarnation.
06x26 - Reincarnation Season 6 / Episode 26: - Reincarnation

Philip J. Fry: A guy like me can't afford a diamond ring for a gal like her.
Bender: That's for sure, not on the measly salary I steal from you every week.