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 | Season 7 / Episode 12: - 31st Century Fox Bender: If there's anything I know about fox hunting, it's everything about it. [Sees the fox on a cage] What's that weird cat thing? |
| Season 7 / Episode 12: - 31st Century Fox Turanga Leela: I'll hold the ice-cream, while you jump over the fence. [Fry and Bender jump the fence, Leela follows] Philip J. Fry: Where's the ice-cream? Turanga Leela: [Mouth full of ice-cream] There was a bear. |
| Season 7 / Episode 12: - 31st Century Fox Bender: Stop that tenderizing! Prepare for a benderizing! |
| Season 7 / Episode 12: - 31st Century Fox Dr. Zoidberg: It's so cute. Horseshoe crab cute. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Turanga Leela: Hey, guys! Welcome to my parents' 40th Anniversary party. Bender: I'm bored. Let's drink! |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Zapp Brannigan: [Zapp and Kif are negotiating a peace treaty with the Carcarons] Now watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic coup by congratulating the Admiral in his native tongue. Kif Kroker: The last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. I beg you, just use the translator. Zapp Brannigan: Kif, just trust me for once. [Grunts something in Carcaronese] Universal Translator: I want to slap your sister with a slice of bologna. Zapp Brannigan: Uh... Oops! [the Carcarons aim their weapons at Zapp, who uses Kif as a shield] Kif Kroker: It's the battle of Paco's Tacos all over again! |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Turanga Leela: Well, we should get going. You guys seen where my mom went? Bender: I don't know where most of her is, but her tongue's in Zapp's mouth. Whoo, nasty! |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Turanga Leela: Mom, I hate to break it to you but Zapp's a jerk. The truth is, I once slept with him... a few times. Turanga Munda: I know. He showed me the commemorative painting. Turanga Leela: What? Turanga Munda: Look, sweetie, I get it: you're jealous because Zapp likes me now and not you. But don't worry, this isn't a competition, although he did say I'm a better kisser. Turanga Leela: I am not jealous. Also: blecch! |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Turanga Morris: [to Leela] Without your mother, the sewer's a dank and dismal place. |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Turanga Morris: What do you say, honey? Care to give it another go? Turanga Munda: Well, I am already in my wedding dress, and we still have a cake. Dr. Zoidberg: [Already eating the cake] Half a cake. Zapp Brannigan: Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. Mind if I kiss the bride? [Morris punches Zapp in the stomach] Well played. |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Turanga Leela: Mom, are you all right? Did Zapp hurt you? Show me where he touched you on this dried apple doll. |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Philip J. Fry: Are you sure you won't go to your mother's wedding? There'll be fish or steak circle one. |
| Season 7 / Episode 5: - Zapp Dingbat Zapp Brannigan: Kif, we're under attack and the wedding's off. Return fire and the cake. Kif Kroker: Our defense systems are disabled and you can't return ice-cream cakes. We're doomed! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What an idiot I was! And by "I", I meant "you"! |
| Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms Philip J. Fry: [as his pants fly away on the weather balloon] My lucky pants! Bender: They don't look so lucky to me. Philip J. Fry: They are too lucky! I was wearing them when I found a dime in my ear, when I got a free subscription to Redbook, and when I first met Leela. Turanga Leela: Aw. Also, Oh lord! Philip J. Fry: Also, they're my only pants. Bender: You wore the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it. |
| Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms Philip J. Fry: No one messes with my pants, not even the Holy One, blessed be He. |
| Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms Bender: Get to the point. What does it say about me, Bender? Amy Wong: Nothing, but it says that a great cataclysm will destroy the world! Bender: The world? That's where I live! See, I told you I was in there. |
| Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms Turanga Leela: Well, it wasn't a bad life. If only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy. Philip J. Fry: Leela, I swear I'll make it up to you. I don't know how, but I'll find every copy of that movie and destroy it. Sure, it might take a few hours... |
| Season 7 / Episode 2: - A Farewell to Arms Richard Nixon's Head: Damn thing won't turn over, like Pat on Sunday morning. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees Bev: Hey, folks. What can I get ya? Philip J. Fry: Hey, it can talk. Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco. |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees Bender: At least let me defend your honor, and then sully it on the couch. |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees Turanga Leela: Aw, it's cute. Wait, no it's not! It looks like Bender! Bender: Hey, whoa! There is no way that baby is mine. Ben Rodriguez: Wipe my tiny metal ass. Bender: Aw, crap! |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees Bender: I'll call him Ben, after the first half of me, Bender. [Ben belches flame] That's my bastard! |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees Ben Rodriguez: [as Bender tries to bend a girder] Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face! Bender: It called me what? [Bends girder into a knot] Ben Rodriguez: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel. |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I hate to crush a young robot's dream, but what the heck. This robot only has one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card. This robot will never bend. Bender: You can't tell me what my son can and cannot do! You may know what's in his head, but not what's in his heart. Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [Looks in Ben's chest cavity] No expansion slot in there either. Bender: I said shut up! |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees Documentary Narrator: So everything your body does is natural. Except masturbation! That's just wrong! |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Bots and the Bees Bender: There's a dam. Ben Rodriguez: Damn! Bender: But there's a grate. Ben Rodriguez: Great! |
 | Season 6 / Episode 26: - Reincarnation Professor Farnsworth: Wait! There's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump of this log that I found in a hole on the bottom of the sea! |
| Season 6 / Episode 26: - Reincarnation God Entity: A wise man once said that nothing really dies. Then he died. Stand by for reincarnation. |
| Season 6 / Episode 26: - Reincarnation Philip J. Fry: A guy like me can't afford a diamond ring for a gal like her. Bender: That's for sure, not on the measly salary I steal from you every week. |
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