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05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Fry: My hands! My horrible human hands! Whoa! And what'd you do to my nails?
The Robot Devil: I cleaned them.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Turanga Leela: Don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

The Robot Devil: This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

The Robot Devil: Your lyrics lack subtility! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Bender: I don't remember ever fighting Godzilla... But that is so what I would have done!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Hello, Fry. Muahahahaha! Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am... oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in... places.
Fry: Heheheh, yeah, they get around.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Leela: I've been a fool. A fully justified, prudent fool.

Leela: Aaah! They're so cold!
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [off screen] And yet hell is so hot! Ahh ha ha hah!
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [off screen] Can I have my hands back now?
Fry: No!
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [off screen] You're not nice!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Bender: Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by "devil", I mean Robot Devil, and by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Bender: What up?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you.
Bender: Forget it. You can't tempt me.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Really? There's nothing you want?
Bender: Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [Robot Devil jumps out of the refrigator] Bender! What a surprise! For you. Finding me in the refrigerator.
Bender: Well, at least I don't have the hiccups any more, what's up?
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Hedonism Bot: Oh sirrah! A *man* writing an opera about a *woman*? How delightfully absurd!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Hedonism Bot: Ah, Fry, congratulations. Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.
Fry: Thank you, sir. That's exactly what I was going for.
Hedonism Bot: You were the sole diversion in what has been a pale and unamusing season, and so I would fain commission you write an opera.
Fry: But I've never written an opera.
Hedonism Bot: And I've never heard one. Still, if you can keep me amused through the overture I shall consider it a smashing success.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Fry: [singing] Destiny has cheated me / By forcing me / to decide upon / The Woman that I idolize / And the hands of an, Automaton /... Without these hands / I can't complete / The opera that was captivating her / But if I keep them / And she marries him / Then he probably won't / Want me dating her...
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

TV Advertisement: Yes, now you can hear holophonor virtuoso Philip Fry play 900 of his classic themes in your own home on this two-record set. That's over 30 minutes of music for only $14.99.
Dr. Zoidberg: Only $14.99 for a two-record set. Two records! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer! Hello? I'll take eight!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Announcer: Please take your seats for the second act.
Hedonism Bot: But I'm not done vomiting.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Bender: Wow, your kid is great. How hard did you say you had to hit him?
Mrs. Mellonger: Well, fairly hard.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I can't believe the devil is so unforgiving.
Dr. Zoidberg: I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Hedonism Bot: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!

Hedonism Bot: You know the ones I mean.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Bender: You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Hedonism Bot: Less reality, more fantasy. Resume the opera.
Fry: But I can't play anymore.
Dr. Zoidberg: Yes, you can! The music was in your heart, not your hands.

Dr. Zoidberg: Your music's bad, and you should feel bad!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Fry: At last, I have the power to make Leela love me! [the Devil's hands start strangling Fry]
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Oh, sorry. That'll wear off in a couple of days.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete.
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [after Bender's airhorn deafens Leela] How delightfully ironic.
Bender: It's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this! [blows horn, but it falters]
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Out of aerosol. Also ironic.
Bender: Oh, yeah? Well, bite my shiny, metal... [realizes he gave up his crotch plate] Ohhh, noooooo!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Reverend Preacherbot: By the power vested in me by the state of New New York...
Fry: No! Stop! Take my hands, you evil... metal... dork!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Bender: [singing, reading from a dictionary] "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention." / Now that *is* irony!
05x16 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: [singing] I will marry her now and confine her to Hell / How droll! How droll! / Where Styx is a river, and not just a band / Though they'll play the reception if all goes as planned / Unless, Fry, you surrender... my hands!
05x15 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television

Calculon: That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!
Fry: Yay, Bender!
Turanga Leela: We demand Bender!
Calculon: However, you've got the job.
05x15 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television

Bender: You're watching Futurama: the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.
05x15 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television

Bender: And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?


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