Turanga Leela

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Turanga Leela Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Turanga Leela: Don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Calculon: That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show! Fry: Yay, Bender! Turanga Leela: We demand Bender! Calculon: However, you've got the job.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Turanga Leela: Children don't turn rotten just because of what they see on TV. Fry: Yeah, give some credit to our public schools.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Dr. Zoidberg: [arrives at Cubert's birthday party dressed as a tramp] Hey, boys and girls. It's Zoidberg, the loveable tramp. Turanga Leela: Since when do you perform children parties? Dr. Zoidberg: Performing? What? Can anyone spare some money to buy a pair of shoes?
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Turanga Leela: Do you have to imitate everything you see on TV? Cubert J. Farnsworth: Uh, we're twelve, so yes.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Turanga Leela: Bender, your swarthy Latin charm will only get you so far. There are a lot of professional child robots here. Fry: Look, there's Macaulay Culkin. Turanga Leela: He's just not cute since he had puberty installed.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Fry: Look, there's that child actor who grew up and robbed a convenience store. Turanga Leela: And there's that child actor who grew up and became a convenience store.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Three Hundred Big Boys Zapp Brannigan: So, may I have the pleasure? Turanga Leela: What little there is to be had.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Three Hundred Big Boys Turanga Leela: I'd like a pass to swim with Mushu. Whale Biologist: Well, you asked the right guy. I'm the whale biologist. Though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Philip J. Fry: [on a boat race in the sewer] We miss the turn. We'll never catch up. Turanga Leela: Yes we will. This pipe goes under Planet Express, and it's 9:00 PM. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: The devil take this predictable colon!
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Turanga Leela: I can't have tequila. I'm underage. Turanga Morris: Then have a silly straw.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Turanga Leela: According to this, the fountain is located within the darkest, most ancient region of space, just past Teddy Bear Junction. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Teddy Bear Junction. The worse scum hole in the universe.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Philip J. Fry: It worked! We're our original ages again! Turanga Leela: I think I may even be a few years younger. Amy Wong: Hey, me too! [winks]
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Turanga Leela: Professor, teeth do not belong in your pants. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, I can't keep them in my mouth. They're nuclear powered. Philip J. Fry: Ow! It bit me! Turanga Leela: No! No! It's tasted human blood!
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Less Than Hero Fry: Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself! Turanga Leela: Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine. Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned. Bender: El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Less Than Hero Turanga Leela: I'm getting a one-day pass for my parents from city hall. Hermes Conrad: While you're there, can you get me a license to kill? Turanga Leela: Sure. Fire arms of bare hands? Hermes Conrad: Which one does piano wire fall under?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Less Than Hero Turanga Leela: Let's see, which powers do we have. Super strength? [Leela breaks a table, Fry kicks a hole in the wall] Fry: Yep. Turanga Leela: Lickety speed? [they run to the other end of the room in less than a second] Fry: Check. Turanga Leela: Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures? Fry: Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here! Dr. Zoidberg: Screw you! Turanga Leela: Ain't got that. Fry: Nope.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Less Than Hero Turanga Leela: I can't believe the Zookeeper is late for his own heist. That's just rude.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Less Than Hero Turanga Leela: Oh, I completely forgot, I left my apartment on fire! [leaves] Bender: And have to take my LSATs! [leaves] Fry: And I can't take life anymore! [jumps out window]
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Less Than Hero Turanga Leela: Listen up, New New York! There's a new group of superheroes in town, and we're... Hattie: Quiet! It's 4:00 AM and I just fell asleep for the first time in thrity years! Turanga Leela: Sorry! [whispers] A new era of justice has begun. Hattie: What?
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Jurassic Bark Fry: I will now do the native dance of my people. [Does The Hustle] Turanga Leela: [Reading a book entitled "Dances of Ancient Bronx"] It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Where the Buggalo Roam Lt. Kif Kroker: Ok, the dynamite's in place. Amy Wong: Are you sure there's no other way to get the Buggalo out? Turanga Leela: Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal. Amy Wong: Well, actually... Bender: Too late, this is more fun.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Where the Buggalo Roam Singing Wind: You are free to go. Sorry about all the rustling and kidnapping. Turanga Leela: But what about your sacred land? Singing Wind: Land, schmand. We don't wanna live on this planet. It's a dump. We buy new planet and act like it's sacred. With cash like this, who's going to argue? Nobody, that's who.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Where the Buggalo Roam Bender: ...And even though the computer was off and unplugged, an image stayed on the screen. It was... the Windows logo! Turanga Leela: Pfft! That's not scary. Bender: It is if you're a laser printer.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Where the Buggalo Roam Turanga Leela: Okay, my turn to tell a ghost story. Once, there was this woman driving... Fry: Hook on the hand! Lt. Kif Kroker: Okay, I've got one. This family... Fry: Man in the attic! Turanga Leela: Fine, Mister Know-It-All-About-Something-Finally. You tell a story. Fry: With pleasure. Once, not far from here, four people set out on a cattle drive... Bender: Robot gets bored and kills Fry with a hammer! I'm sorry. Go on.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Love and Rocket Turanga Leela: Look, I'm not saying Bender's not great, but have you ever considered that maybe he's, you know, not that great? Planet Express Ship: You're just jealous! Nobody loves you 'cause you're tiny and made of meat!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Love and Rocket Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Remember, we need to show these people that we are not bitter husks of human beings, who long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime. Leela, you'll have to do some acting. Turanga Leela: Check.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Love and Rocket Turanga Leela: The ship should be getting a bit more irrational now. Planet Express Ship: Me want engulf Bender! Raaar!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Love and Rocket Turanga Leela: At least it looks like you were able to keep your consciousness separate from hers. Bender: Of course. Bender is a lone wolf, a solitary eagle... Planet Express Ship: [speaking through Bender]... a cuddly baby tapir... Bender: ...and that's why I love him.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Love and Rocket Turanga Leela: Bender, dating your co-worker and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical, and in violation of interstellar shipping statue 437-B. Bender: That's what makes it so nasty.

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