Amy Wong

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Amy Wong Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Three Hundred Big Boys Richard Nixon's Head: I've sent you each 300 buckeroos. In the form of a tricky Dick fun bill. Knock yourselves out! Amy Wong: I'm slightly richer! Bender: What to do, what to do. One 300 dollar hookerbot or 300 one dollar hookerbots?
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Three Hundred Big Boys Amy Wong: [waiting for Mushu to throw up her watch] Yay Mushu, barf! Barf like a freshman!
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Inez Wong: Ah, my Amy is sweet little girl again. This is like a mother's dream... bad dream, that is! At this rate, I'm never going to have a grandchild! Leo Wong: She may not be grown up, but she sure grow out. She fat! Amy Wong: Dad, if you're going to make fat jokes until I'm cute again, then I'm just going to stay in my room. Leo Wong: Stay in your room? You so fat, you to stay all around room.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Philip J. Fry: It worked! We're our original ages again! Turanga Leela: I think I may even be a few years younger. Amy Wong: Hey, me too! [winks]
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch Amy Wong: You're going to Nigel 7? Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way! Professor Hubert Farnsworth: We could but we won't. It's a spaceship damn it! Not a prom limousine! Professor Hubert Farnsworth: If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch Bender: They're my booties from when I was a kid. Amy Wong: They're already bronzed. Bender: They are bronze.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch Amy Wong: Spirit! Kif, that's the pony I always wanted but my parents said I had too many ponies already.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - A Taste of Freedom Fry: So what is Freedom Day? Sounds like some kind of feminine hygiene product. Dr. Zoidberg: No. It's a fabulous, crabulous day! Amy Wong: If you wanna do something, you do it, and to splick with the consequences. Bender: You know, like how I live every day. [trips up Hermes] Hermes Conrad: Happy Freedom Day! Ow, I think I broke my wrist.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Where the Buggalo Roam Lt. Kif Kroker: Ok, the dynamite's in place. Amy Wong: Are you sure there's no other way to get the Buggalo out? Turanga Leela: Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal. Amy Wong: Well, actually... Bender: Too late, this is more fun.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Where the Buggalo Roam Amy Wong: I'm too rich to be kidnapped!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Where the Buggalo Roam Amy Wong: Is that your camouflage reflex, or are you just happy to see me?
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - I Dated a Robot Fry: I just saw something incredibly cool! A big, floating ball that lit up with every color of the rainbow, plus some new ones that were so beautiful I fell to my knees and cried. Amy Wong: Was it out in front of Discount Shoe Outlet? Fry: Yeah. Amy Wong: They have a college kid wear that to attract customers. Fry: Well, I don't care if it was some dork in a costume. For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own. Amy Wong: Big deal. Bender: We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Time Keeps on Slipping Hermes Conrad: Maybe you're just a first-class lover, Fry. Amy Wong: [quietly, to herself] No...
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Bendin' in the Wind Amy Wong: This speedometer only goes up to 80. This thing can't go faster than 80,000 miles an hour? Fry: No, it can't. But it's got a driver's side floor and an eight-track player with genuine mono sound. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Where's the device that lets to speed up or slow down the passage of time? Fry: [pulls out a bong] Under the seat.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Bendin' in the Wind Dr. Zoidberg: [the gang is doing laundry] Bad news, friends. My shell ran. [All the clothes are covered in pink swirls] Amy Wong: Zoidberg, you idiot! My outfit! It's... It's... Turanga Leela: Kinda cool. Fry: Yeah, I like it. Amy Wong: Me too, now that I'm used to it. Dr. Zoidberg: Then it was all on purpose! You're lucky to have Zoidberg as a friend. But cross me and I'll turn on you like that!
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Bendin' in the Wind Amy Wong: [Zoidberg is hacking into a tissue] You better not do that at the concert. Dr. Zoidberg: I can't stop. When I eat too much dirt I get stuff in my throat. Amy Wong: You are so disgusting! I... [Gasps as she sees that Zoidberg is hacking up blue pearls; she takes a handful] They're beautiful! Dr. Zoidberg: Eww, you're touching them! Turanga Leela: I've never seen such beautiful pearls. Dr. Zoidberg, you're amazing! Dr. Zoidberg: I am? At last, recognition!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid Fry: What are we going to do? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery. Amy Wong: No, let's buy internet stock. Dr. Zoidberg: On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin. Hermes Conrad: [holding a board in front of his face] Look at me. I'm invisible. Fry: Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots. Bender: Hey, let's all join the Reform party. Everyone: Yeah.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Bendless Love Turanga Leela: [Picks up L-shaped piece of metal] This is a normal L-unit. Without it, space travel is but the fevered dream of a madman. Philip J. Fry: Yep. Bender: Of course. Amy Wong: Doy! Hermes Conrad: It's an important unit. Turanga Leela: And this, my friends, is the L-unit just removed from the ship. [Unveils a straightened piece of metal; all gasp] Philip J. Fry: That doesn't look like an L at all. Unless you count lower-case. Bender: You know we don't! [Slaps Fry] Turanga Leela: Whoever did this was strong. This is 340 pounds of Tonka tough steel. Bender: [Picks up L-unit] Hmmm, it should look like this... [Bends into L shape]... but instead it looks like this. [Straightens it out again] Philip J. Fry: Who would do such a thing? Bender: Who could do such a thing? And by that I mean this. [Bends L-unit back and forth] Dr. Zoidberg: Well, gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Amazon Women in the Mood Amy Wong: [on stilts, disguised as an Amazonian] Me next snoo-snoo! Out me way!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Amazon Women in the Mood Dr. Zoidberg: Well, I'm taking this old shell to the dumpster, and maybe pick up some more of those potato chips Amy threw away. Amy Wong: Those were toe nail clipings. Dr. Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Amazon Women in the Mood Dr. Zoidberg: Well, I'm off to the dumpster to get rid of this shell, and maybe pick up some more of those potato chips. Amy Wong: Those were toe nails. Dr. Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Amazon Women in the Mood Amy Wong: Your leader is a computer? Amazonian: Yes. It appear mysteriously about time men die out. Leela: Then why did you make it your leader? Amazonian: It seem like different kind of leader. Amazonian: Not beltway insider.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Parasites Lost Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [whispers] Shh, be very quiet. We're in the ear. Amy Wong: [whispers] Okay, Professor. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: WHAT?
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Parasites Lost Amy Wong: Look! They're jazzercising Fry's muscles. Hermes Conrad: He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined. Dr. Zoidberg: Gumercules? I love that guy!
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Cryonic Woman Michelle: It's a relief to meet you, Amy. I'm just having a hard time adjusting to all the strange stuff here in the future. Amy Wong: I'm from Mars.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Honking Hermes Conrad: And for Bender... Uh-oh. A black-bordered envelope. Amy Wong: Oh, no! Someone you know must have died. Bender: I hope it was one of my enemies. Those guys suck.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Anthology of Interest I Dr. Zoidberg: [sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week? Fry: Gotcha! Amy Wong: Sucker! Dr. Zoidberg: Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Anthology of Interest I Amy Wong: There goes the neighborhood. Amy Wong: There goes another neighborhood.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Mother's Day Amy Wong: But the professor can't walk all the way to the Bronx. How are we going to get there without a hovercar? Philip J. Fry: Wait. In my time we had a way of moving objects long distances without hovering. Hermes Conrad: Impossible! Philip J. Fry: It was called... let me think... It was really famous. Ruth Gordon had one... The wheel. Turanga Leela: Never heard of it. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Show us this "the wheel."
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - The Problem with Popplers (a.k.a. My Problems with Popplers) Fry: [after the news lady annouces Leela's first name is Turanga] Turanga? Amy Wong: That's her first name, Philip. Bender: Philip?

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