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Played by: John Stamos John Stamos' original family name is Stamotopoulos, which was shortened by his grandparents when they ...

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Season 7 / Episode 1: - It Was a Dark and Stormy Night Jesse Katsopolis: I'm not trying to be mean, it's just, uh, you kinda backed me in a corner down there in front of everybody with that pot incident. I mean, uh, you don't want your old man looking like a weenie, do you? Alexander 'Alex' Katsopolis #2: Weenie. Nicholas 'Nicky' Katsopolis #2: Weenie. Jesse Katsopolis: No jokes. Sit down. Put the chair down, and sit down. Look, we're all on the same team here, let's just do this time-out thing and get it over with. [Nicky and Alex give Bronx cheers] Okay, now you've gone too far. I'm trying to be a good guy. Nicky, Alex, you keep those little butts in those chairs and you do not move a muscle until I say it's okay. Do you understand me? Alexander 'Alex' Katsopolis #2: Mean Daddy Nicholas 'Nicky' Katsopolis #2: Mean Daddy. Jesse Katsopolis: Mean Daddy? Alexander 'Alex' Katsopolis #2: Mean Daddy.

Season 4 / Episode 16: - Stephanie Gets Framed Jesse Katsopolis: Steve... Steve, Steve-o. I can't help but notice that you walk like you still have the hanger in your shirt. Steve Urkel: Oh, well, thank you. Jesse Katsopolis: You're welcome. Steve, I'd like to help you because, uh, quite frankly, you need help. See, when you're walking, you gotta kinda be loose, man, like let it be cool. [starts to slowly bounce] Jesse Katsopolis: That's it. Loosen up, be very fluid. Be very fluid-y. That's it! Now... once you get it going, you shift the weight and you go. [starts walking] And it's a strut, and it's cool, and it's a strut, and it's cool. See? Like that? Steve Urkel: Very inspiring. [tries to walk, but instead of a strut, he walks sidways on his toes bouncing highly] Jesse Katsopolis: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's close. Steve Urkel: Really? Well, oh. Well, that was a walk on the wild side. But, you should ty it with your elbows out. It's much better for circulation. Jesse Katsopolis: Oh, really? Like this? [sticks elbows out] Steve Urkel: Yeah. [Jesse starts to walk] You're doing fine. Jesse Katsopolis: You, know? I do feel the blood flowing better. Steve Urkel: Yeah. Jesse Katsopolis: It's very - WHAT AM I DOING? Steve Urkel: Well, here's another fun way to kill time. Let's share a life story. I'll go first. I was born on a cold night in Chicago, 1976, the year of America's bicenntinal. My mom was in a great deal of pain and I was charging through! And - Jesse Katsopolis: Uh, I think I hear the girls in the kitchen. Why, don't you just go and... yeah. Right in the kitchen area.

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