Simon

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Christian Danley

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Season 1, Episode 08	Season 1, Episode 03
Season 1, Episode 12	Season 2, Episode 06

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Simon Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 1: - Meet Killface

Simon: I wanna go back to Arizona...
Killface: We can't ever go back to Arizona!

Season 1 / Episode 5: - Kidnapped!

Grace Ryan: Baby! What are you doing up here?
Xander Crews: Casper the mumbly fuckin' Ghost kidnapped me!
Stan: Us! Double kidnapping.
Stan: Simon! You did this all by yourself?
Simon: [mumbles]
Killface: [hugging Simon] Come over her and hug Papa's neck!
Xander Crews: That's your son?
Stan: Huh, he is a he.
Killface: Oh, I'm so proud of you! We'll go split a half-pint of lager and watch Cinemax all night.
Xander Crews: Well, you can forget bein' an action figure!
Killface: Sorry, what?
Stan: Can we just forget the whole action-figure conceit? Please?
Killface: [pointing a gun at Xander's head] Xander Crews! I demand a ransom of Twelve Billion Dollars!
Xander Crews: Oh, terrific!
Xtacle: [two Xtacles land on the platform, point their guns at Killface, and knock his gun away] He's not paying you a dime, Killface!
Xander Crews: Yeah!
Xtacle: [a third Xtacle lands and points his gun at Xander's head] Cuz dead men don't pay ransom!
Xander Crews: No! Guys! Hey, woaw!
Hotel Waiter: [coming up the elevator to the platform] Not so fast, Xtacles!
Stan: Aw, come on!
Hotel Waiter: He's mine!
Xander Crews: What the...?
Grace Ryan: Oh my God...
Killface: Going to freak out now...

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