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	Unknown Episode: Rachel: [after telling him that Phoebe said that there was something wrong with the plane's "fillange"] Sir, what are you doing? Nervous Male Passenger: I'm getting off this plane. I can't go on a plane if there's something wrong with its "fillange". Stewardess: Sir, sir! That's OK, this plane doesn't have a "fillange". Nervous Male Passenger: Oh, my God! This plane doesn't even have a "fillange"!
	Unknown Episode: Joey: [Chick Jr and Duck Jr are trapped in the Foosball table] Does that mean we're gonna have to bust it open? Chandler: I don't know. Maybe. Joey: Oh my God! Chandler: I know, it's the Foosball table. Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like what I'd have said in that Sci-Fi movie if I'd gotten the part: "Those are our men in there, and we have to get 'em out. Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life... my time machine."
	Unknown Episode: Joey Tribbiani: It's like I would have said in that science fiction movie if I’d have gotten the part "our men are in there and we have to get them out, even if I have to sacrifice my most precious thing in the world, my time machine" Chandler: Did that movie ever get made? Joey Tribbiani: It did not.
	Unknown Episode: Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away or do you have some time? Monica: We've got some time. Rachel: Ok, should we get some coffee? Chandler: Sure. Where?
	Unknown Episode: Ross Geller: [screaming at the answering machine] Did she get off the plane? God did she get off the plane! Rachel: [Rachel shows up at the door] I got off the plane.
	Unknown Episode: Joey: Maybe we can lure them out somehow. Do you know any bird calls? Chandler: Oh, tons. I'm quite the woodsman.
	Unknown Episode: Monica: Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much. Erica: I'm really happy for you guys. Chandler: How do you feel? Erica: I'm tired. Dr. Harad: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute. Monica: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now? Dr. Harad: The next baby should be along in a minute. Monica: We only ordered one! Dr. Harad: You know it's twins, right? Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
	Unknown Episode: Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica. Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name! Monica: [pause] Son of a gun, it is!
	Unknown Episode: Gunther: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you. I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know. Rachel: Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
	Unknown Episode: Monica: Chandler, you're panicking... Chandler: Yes! Join me, won't you?
	Unknown Episode: Chandler: Whatta we do? Monica: What do you mean 'what do we do'? Chandler: [franctically] Twins... Twins... Monica: Chandler, you're panicking! Chandler: Uh huh, join me, won't you? Okay what do you say we keep one and then just like have an option on the other one? Monica: We can't split them up! Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later they'll find each other... and be reunited. I mean that's a great day for everybody.
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Monica Geller-Bing: [to Ross] So, I guess you're next. You ready? Dr. Ross Geller: I don't think so. Chandler Bing: Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years. Monica Geller-Bing: You cried yesterday at the six-o'clock news. Chandler Bing: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic!
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Dr. Ross Geller: What?! I don't get a good-bye?! Joey Tribbiani: Lucky bastard!
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Dr. Ross Geller: I don't get a good-bye? Rachel Green: What? Dr. Ross Geller: Everyone gets a good-bye, but me? What do I got to do to get a good-bye? Huh? Uh, be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have-- have a baby with you? Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! I did all those things! Rachel Green: Ross-- Dr. Ross Geller: Or no, maybe, maybe I'm just not giving you enough credit! Uh, I mean it is difficult to say "good-bye" to five people. Uh, "good-bye", "good-bye", "good-bye", "good-bye", "goo--guh--guh", it's physically impossible! [pause] You know, after all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. [leaves]
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Rachel Green: You really think I didn't say "good-bye" because I don't care? Dr. Ross Geller: That's what it seemed like. Rachel Green: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know one thing about me! Dr. Ross Geller: Fine! That why didn't you say something? Rachel Green: Because it is too damn hard, Ross! I cannot even begin to explain to you how much I am going to miss you! When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go! Okay? So if you think that, that I didn't say "good-bye" to you because you don't mean as much to me as everyone else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there! All right? There's your good-bye! Dr. Ross Geller: Rach! Rachel Green: What? Dr. Ross Geller: You ca--! You keep--! You can't--! Rachel Green: What?!
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - The One Where Estelle Dies Phoebe: A promise between friends means never having to give a reason.
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - The One Where Estelle Dies Joey: [about Estelle] I'm going to call her and hire her again. Phoebe: No, don't call her! Wait for her to call you. Joey: Why? Phoebe: Because... Patience is the road to understanding, which is the key to a happy heart. Joey: You blow me away.
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - The One Where Estelle Dies Joey Tribbiani: [at Estelle's memorial] Thank you for coming. We are here to pay our respects to a wonderful agent, and a beautiful woman. Inside.
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - The One Where Estelle Dies Ross: [talking to Rachel's old boss] If you rehire Rachel, I will give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg, replica.
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - The One Where Estelle Dies Ross: [to Rachel] So, if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris? Chandler Bing: Or facing a bitch of a commute.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The One With Princess Consuela Phoebe: Rita is a massage client. Mike Hanigan: Oh, why don't you introduce me? Phoebe: Rita, this is my husband. Mike Hanigan: Why don't you tell her my name? Phoebe: Ok, I will. This is... this is my husband, Crap Bag. Rita - Massage Client: Crap Bag. Mike Hanigan: If you need an easy way to remember it just think of a bag of crap.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The One With Princess Consuela Monica: Hello, Miss Buffay. Phoebe: Oh, that's not my name any more. Monica: Oh, you changed it? Congratulations, Mrs. Hannigan. Phoebe: No, that's not my name either. Monica: What did you change your name to? Phoebe: Princess Consuela Bananahammock. Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
	Season 10 / Episode 13: - The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe: Well this looks pretty simple. Ok repeat after me, Je ma appelle Claude. Joey: Answers, Je de coupe plough!
	Season 10 / Episode 13: - The One Where Joey Speaks French Joey: My audition is tomorrow. Che ble blah. Me la pee! Oublah! Poo.
	Season 10 / Episode 13: - The One Where Joey Speaks French Chandler Bing: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel killer.
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Joey Tribbiani: [officiating Phoebe and Mike's wedding] Friends, family, dog, thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place, so I'm gonna do the short version of this.
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Dr. Ross Geller: Please! you're going down. Chandler Bing: You are going 'downer'! Dr. Ross Geller: Is that what they say on the figure-skating team? Chandler Bing: [with voice-breaking] I wouldn't know, i didn't make it!
	Season 10 / Episode 11: - The One Where The Stripper Cries Ross: After you told me that she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was alright. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forhead but it was so dark I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away but then I felt her kissing me back. It was only for a second but it was amazing. And now I found out that you kissed her first! Chandler: Wait, what bed did you say she was on? Ross: Mine. Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed. Ross: No, she was defintely on my bed. Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed? Ross: Well then who was on my bed? Monica: Oh! Oh! Oh! Ross: No! No! No! Monica: Yes! Ross: You were under the pile of coats? Monica: I was the pile of coats. Ross: Oh my god! Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser? Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel? Monica: You were my first kiss ever? Chandler: What did I marry into?
	Season 10 / Episode 11: - The One Where The Stripper Cries Pyramid Partner: It's white. Joey: Paper... snow... A GHOST?
	Season 10 / Episode 11: - The One Where The Stripper Cries Ross: He and I both really liked you a lot, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact that neither of us could ask you out. Missy Goldberg: Really? Ross: Yeah, why? Missy Goldberg: Well, Chandler and I used to make out. A lot! Ross: You did? Missy Goldberg: Yeah. We'd go to the science lab after-hours... Ross: And on my turf?

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