Monica Geller-Bing

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Monica Geller-Bing Quotes

	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Monica Geller-Bing: [to Ross] So, I guess you're next. You ready? Dr. Ross Geller: I don't think so. Chandler Bing: Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years. Monica Geller-Bing: You cried yesterday at the six-o'clock news. Chandler Bing: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic!
	Season 10 / Episode 9: - The One With The Birth Mother Monica Geller-Bing: And behold she did adopt unto them a baby... and it was good.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The One With The Home Study Monica Geller-Bing: [to the adoption lady] We're so glad you're here. We're really excited about getting this process started. Chandler Bing: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.
	Season 9 / Episode 24: - The One In Barbados (2) Monica Geller-Bing: [everyone is up the wall hearing Joey and Rachel making out] Oh my God! I love how these walls work! [Ross, Charlie, Joey, and Rachel hears Monica but doesn't know it's her] Monica Geller-Bing: [with a piece of hair in her mouth] Thanks.
	Season 9 / Episode 24: - The One In Barbados (2) David: [to Phoebe] Um, Phoebe, um... I have uh... something I wanna to say... Monica Geller-Bing: [Eavesdropping over at the next table; To Chandler] Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this. Lets go. Chandler Bing: [to Monica] I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? "Uh... Phoebe, um... I would be honored if uh...” Spit it out, David! David: [to Phoebe] Um... Phoebe, um... [Chandler smacks himself in the face out of pity] You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was... unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help. Phoebe Buffay: [Nods in agreement] Sure, okay, yeah. David: But um... well now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart, so to that end... [pulls out a ring from his pocket] Phoebe Buffay: [Seeing Mike walk into the restaurant] Oh my God, Mike! David: It's David, actually. Phoebe Buffay: No, Mike's here. David: [Turns around] Oh, hey Mike! Mike Hannigan: Hey, David, Chandler, Monic - whoa [upon seeing the unpleasantness of Monica's hair] Monica Geller-Bing: [Cries in anger] It's the humidity! Mike Hannigan: [to Phoebe] Hi, Phoebe. Phoebe Buffay: [to Mike] What... are you doing here? Mike Hannigan: I have a question I need to ask you. David: [to Mike] I have a question that I was going to ask her myself. Mike Hannigan: [to David] Yea, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this. David: [Sarcastically] Okay! Would you care for my seat as well? Mike Hannigan: Actually yeah, that'd be great. David: Well that's fair you've had a long trip.
	Season 9 / Episode 18: - The One With The Lottery Monica Geller-Bing: [about Emma] How do you know she's gonna start talking? Rachel Green: Well, when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying. Chandler Bing: Kind of like Joey...
	Season 9 / Episode 17: - The One With The Memorial Service Dr. Ross Geller: I'm dead an no one cares. Monica Geller-Bing: I look like a man! Chandler Bing: Just one problem at a time, please. Ross, you only gave them one day's notice, of course no one's going to come in just one day. And Monica, it's probably the way you stand.
	Season 9 / Episode 12: - The One With Phoebe's Rats Monica Geller-Bing: [about Emma's new nanny, Molly] What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way. Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Rachel Greene: Take it from me. Mothers love me. Ross' mom actually said that I'm like the daughter that she never had. Monica Geller-Bing: She said WHAT? Phoebe Buffay: That she's like the daughter that she never had. Listen.
	Season 8 / Episode 24: - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby (2) Monica Geller-Bing: Oh, my God, she's amazing! I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex! Chandler Bing: It's incredible... I mean, one minute she's inside you and then 47 hours later here she is!
	Season 8 / Episode 17: - The One With The Tea Leaves Monica Geller-Bing: Honey? Why is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Cat Stevens case? Chandler Bing: Let's just say if I can't find the right CD case I just put them in the nearest one. Monica Geller-Bing: Ok, well, where's the Cat Stevens CD? Chandler Bing: In the James Taylor case. Monica Geller-Bing: Where's the James Taylor CD? Chandler Bing: Honey, I'll save you some time: two hundred CDs? Not one of them in the right case.
	Season 8 / Episode 17: - The One With The Tea Leaves Monica Geller-Bing: [holding Chandler's CD] Honey? The Miami Vice soundtrack? Really? Chandler Bing: They were just giving those away at the store... in exchange for money.
	Season 8 / Episode 2: - The One With The Red Sweater Monica Geller-Bing: Joey, you can't marry her. Phoebe Buffay: Hey, lady, your day's over. It's my time now.
	Season 8 / Episode 2: - The One With The Red Sweater Joey Tribbiani: Rachel, will you marry me? Rachel Green: What? Monica Geller-Bing: What? Phoebe Buffay: WHAT!
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - The One After "I Do" Rachel Green: I can't. I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me please. Phoebe Buffay: It's negative. Rachel Green: What? Phoebe Buffay: It's negative. Rachel Green: Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really really great news. You know because the whole not being ready and financial aspects, all that stuff. This all just the way is supposed to be. Monica Geller-Bing: [solemnly] Well, then great. Rachel Green: Thanks. God, this is so stupid. A baby's something I've never had. It's negative? Phoebe Buffay: No, it's positive. Rachel Green: What? Phoebe Buffay: It's not negative. It's positive. Rachel Green: Are you sure? Phoebe Buffay: Well, yeah. I lied before. Phoebe Buffay: Now you know how you really feel about it. Rachel Green: Oh, that's a risky little game. Monica Geller-Bing: Are you really going to do this? Rachel Green: Yeah. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby! Phoebe Buffay: With who? Rachel Green: Aw, it's still not the time.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - The One With Chandler And Monica's Wedding (2) Judy Geller: I wish your grandmother had lived to see this. Monica Geller-Bing: Mom, she's right there. Judy Geller: Not that old crone. My mother.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - The One With Chandler And Monica's Wedding (2) Monica Geller-Bing: Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding, I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead, I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soulmate, my friend. Unless you don't want to. You go! Chandler Bing: Monica, I though this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when i saw you walking down that aisle, I realized how simple it was. I love you. And surprises that come our way, it's ok, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I'm sure? Joey Tribbiani: You may now kiss the bride. So I guess by the powers vested in me by the state of New York and the internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. O WAIT! Do you take eachother? Monica Geller-Bing: I do. Chandler Bing: I do.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - The One With Chandler And Monica's Wedding (2) Monica Geller-Bing: Who are you? Priest: I am the priest. Chandler Bing: He's Greek Orthodox. Rachel Green: As are you.

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