Dr. Ross Geller

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David Schwimmer
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Dr. Ross Geller Quotes

	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Monica Geller-Bing: [to Ross] So, I guess you're next. You ready? Dr. Ross Geller: I don't think so. Chandler Bing: Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years. Monica Geller-Bing: You cried yesterday at the six-o'clock news. Chandler Bing: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic!
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Dr. Ross Geller: What?! I don't get a good-bye?! Joey Tribbiani: Lucky bastard!
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Dr. Ross Geller: I don't get a good-bye? Rachel Green: What? Dr. Ross Geller: Everyone gets a good-bye, but me? What do I got to do to get a good-bye? Huh? Uh, be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have-- have a baby with you? Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! I did all those things! Rachel Green: Ross-- Dr. Ross Geller: Or no, maybe, maybe I'm just not giving you enough credit! Uh, I mean it is difficult to say "good-bye" to five people. Uh, "good-bye", "good-bye", "good-bye", "good-bye", "goo--guh--guh", it's physically impossible! [pause] You know, after all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. [leaves]
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (a.k.a. The One Where Rachel Goes To Paris) Rachel Green: You really think I didn't say "good-bye" because I don't care? Dr. Ross Geller: That's what it seemed like. Rachel Green: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know one thing about me! Dr. Ross Geller: Fine! That why didn't you say something? Rachel Green: Because it is too damn hard, Ross! I cannot even begin to explain to you how much I am going to miss you! When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go! Okay? So if you think that, that I didn't say "good-bye" to you because you don't mean as much to me as everyone else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there! All right? There's your good-bye! Dr. Ross Geller: Rach! Rachel Green: What? Dr. Ross Geller: You ca--! You keep--! You can't--! Rachel Green: What?!
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Dr. Ross Geller: Please! you're going down. Chandler Bing: You are going 'downer'! Dr. Ross Geller: Is that what they say on the figure-skating team? Chandler Bing: [with voice-breaking] I wouldn't know, i didn't make it!
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The One With The Home Study Dr. Ross Geller: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and, besides, Emma loves them. You know what? You should come with us and you'll see! Rachel Green: Ross, those things go like forty miles an hour! There's a moment when you're at the top when you just don't know if you're gonna retun back to earth! Dr. Ross Geller: Space is filled with orbiting children...
	Season 10 / Episode 6: - The One With Ross's Grant Dr. Ross Geller: Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, Rachel. Do you have any idea where Joey is? Rachel Green: [long pause] I really don't.
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss Dr. Ross Geller: How do you think he's going to take it. Rachel Green: That is hard to, Ross. That is hard to say.
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss Dr. Ross Geller: I'll keep looking. He's gotta be around here some place. Rachel Green: You would think.
	Season 9 / Episode 23: - The One In Barbados (1) Dr. Ross Geller: [Reading his speech to Charlie]... By using CT scans, and computer imaging, we can in a very real way bring the Mesezoic Era into the 21st century. Charlie Wheeler: [In astonishment] It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference. Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, and you know what, that'll be even better tomorrow because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. [opens the door for Joey, Chandler and Rachel] Joey: Hey guys! Dr. Ross Geller: [to Joey] The chocolates aren't here yet. Joey: [Walks in in disappointment] Dammit! Charlie Wheeler: [to Joey] Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic. Chandler Bing: [to Charlie] Oh, is it on the computer? 'Cause I'd like to give it a read. Dr. Ross Geller: [to Chandler] If you want to check your email, just ask. Chandler Bing: What? [Realizing Ross caught his bluff] 'Kay. [Friendlily pats Ross on his chest]
	Season 9 / Episode 23: - The One In Barbados (1) Dr. Ross Geller: [after they've successfully rewrote a lost speech] Hey um... what do you say we celebrate. Champaign? Charlie Wheeler: Oh yea! Hey, save the cork, and that way we can fill the bottle up with water and put it back so they don't charge you. Dr. Ross Geller: [In amazement] Oh my God, I love you.
	Season 9 / Episode 18: - The One With The Lottery Dr. Ross Geller: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too. Phoebe Buffay: [sexy tone] Oooh, I like that, "Daddy". Dr. Ross Geller: I... I was just talking about Rachel. Phoebe Buffay: Oooh, is Daddy getting angry? Is Daddy gonna spank me? Dr. Ross Geller: [trying to be sexy] Well that depends, have you been a baaad gi... [stops] no I can't.
	Season 9 / Episode 17: - The One With The Memorial Service Dr. Ross Geller: I'm dead an no one cares. Monica Geller-Bing: I look like a man! Chandler Bing: Just one problem at a time, please. Ross, you only gave them one day's notice, of course no one's going to come in just one day. And Monica, it's probably the way you stand.
	Season 9 / Episode 12: - The One With Phoebe's Rats Monica Geller-Bing: [about Emma's new nanny, Molly] What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way. Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Dr. Ross Geller: And that's what, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Dr. Ross Geller: I sang, or rapped, "Baby Got Back"? Rachel Greene: You what? So you sang, to our baby daughter, a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - The One Where Rachel Is Late Dr. Ross Geller: Rach, you ready to go? Rachel Green: [from the bathroom] IN A MINUTE!
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - The One Where Rachel Is Late Doctor: It still could last a little while longer, if you're anxious, there are a few ways to help things along. Dr. Ross Geller: Do them!
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - The One Where Rachel Is Late Dr. Ross Geller: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - The One Where Rachel Is Late Rachel Green: Hi, Doctor, how are you? Dr. Ross Geller: Oh sure, you're nice to her Rachel Green: She has the drugs!
	Season 8 / Episode 13: - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath Rachel Green: [discussing names for the baby] I was thinking, if it's girl: Sandrine. It's French. Dr. Ross Geller: Huh. That's a really pretty name, for an industrial solvent.
	Season 7 / Episode 16: - The One With The Truth About London Dr. Ross Geller: You going to be OK? Rachel Green: Yeah, I think so. Dr. Ross Geller: I wasn't talking to you.
	Season 7 / Episode 16: - The One With The Truth About London Dr. Ross Geller: Everything OK? Ben Geller: [from the bathroom] Don't talk to me now. Rachel Green: Aw. Just like his daddy.
	Season 7 / Episode 13: - The One Where Rosita Dies Jack Geller: Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic. Monica Geller: I used to love to play restaurant. Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play "un-cooked batter eater." Monica Geller: Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a lightbulb to cook brownies!
	Season 7 / Episode 12: - The One Where They're Up All Night Dr. Ross Geller: Ow! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle, I think I twisted it wh-- oooohhh, a Quarter!
	Season 7 / Episode 9: - The One With All The Candy Monica Geller: Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy! Dr. Ross Geller: Mine stole my newspaper! It's like a crime wave!
	Season 7 / Episode 7: - The One With Ross's Library Book Dr. Ross Geller: Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? I wrote a book that's up there and instead of reading it people are... well, they're rolling around in front of it.
	Season 6 / Episode 21: - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Dr. Ross Geller: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me. Chandler Bing: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You are not Elizabeth's dad?
	Season 6 / Episode 11: - The One With The Apothecary Table Dr. Ross Geller: [Rachel tells him that Phoebe hates Pottery Barn] She hates Pottery Barn?

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